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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Old habits die hard don't they...

Come on, you can do better than kick the Mox

Write some haikus, not this, drivel of "Moxie this, Moxie that..." That's just plain, not interesting...

Haiku # 13881, September 18, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie #1 to Moxie #2:

Drink it
Haiku # 13880, September 18, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Moxie
never knew being
a troll could be such FUN!!! yes
he was a teeny-weenie
Haiku # 13879, September 18, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by moxies mom the emt
your problems stem from
problems you have with your stem
go put it to use
Haiku # 13878, September 18, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by ap
mommy laughed and said
to the docs, whats up?? his dads a monster!!!!
where did it all go?????????
Haiku # 13877, September 18, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by moxie
go enlist moxie
dedicate yourself to fight
stop fighting yourself
Haiku # 13876, September 18, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ap
yes my problems stem
from having such a small cock
but I TRY SO HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 13875, September 18, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by moxie
I don't know about Republicans
I just know me and
He has a lot to learn
Haiku # 13874, September 18, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Mox
ah, no wonder I am here!
To learn to laugh again...
OU812?
Haiku # 13873, September 18, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
and is repukelickin
terrorism FUN-damantal or
SEX-ular and which is it?

in this case if the
buildings had not fallen
as arrogance planned.
Haiku # 13872, September 18, 2001 11:53 am ET
by boo of to mox
We suspect Saddam.
shouldn't we? He had motive!
-bombed monthly, post-war.

not to say he was
justified! T'would just be his
rationalization.

We were just making
compliance, What We Do is
not terrorism.
Haiku # 13871, September 18, 2001 11:49 am ET
by hate monger
yes, I ate (8) a 69
Haiku # 13870, September 18, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Miss Everything
been a while since I
blew a 69 on ME
suck! I'm very good!
Haiku # 13869, September 18, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Miss Everything
and that is the Scorpio way
and well,
you're better than they are
Haiku # 13868, September 18, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
dirty times call for
dirty minds plotting planning
filthy dirty tricks
Haiku # 13867, September 18, 2001 11:24 am ET
by mellie
by clapped out I meant
utterly exhausted now
dad prob'ly had clap
Haiku # 13866, September 18, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
which is more amusing?
fundamentalist terror or
secular terror? Just the
same, they are terror, with limits
Haiku # 13865, September 18, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, please don't pretend to be my mom
and, also, how can the clap be cured?
and, yes, Bush is like Curious Geroge...
Haiku # 13864, September 18, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
clinton did his best
for women of a kind, O
pass the cigars
Haiku # 13863, September 18, 2001 11:16 am ET
by mellie
Bush is a monkey
He sure will get the job done
He smells like monkey
Haiku # 13862, September 18, 2001 11:13 am ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
my mummy's luvly
she is old and clapped out from
being my mum
Haiku # 13861, September 18, 2001 11:12 am ET
by mellie
hmm, fundamentalist terror as art...
interesting...
Haiku # 13860, September 18, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
pazz the fifth and do
well to pass the seventh one
and another fifth
Haiku # 13859, September 18, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Moxie
clinton is yet to do his great
act for mankind...wait and see
Haiku # 13858, September 18, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
what's the deal with the
Rep who keeps going
after Clinton and blames him
for terrorist attacks? I didn't vote
for that guy on C-Span!?
Haiku # 13857, September 18, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
and blabbing the most
like gossip columnists here.
fifth as drunk as skunks
Haiku # 13856, September 18, 2001 11:09 am ET
by boo
cartharsis over
blabbing repukelickins, all
ways, "reserve judgement"

of their own crimes, sure-
but jack-up the prejudice
as the dust settles.
Haiku # 13855, September 18, 2001 11:06 am ET
by boo
Mellie, what's your mom like?
Haiku # 13854, September 18, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Moxie
I desire that you
stop wishing me torn to shreds
because you have succeeded
become born-again, in a healthy way
and get the Christian beliefs, right
and the Fallwell guys, corrected...
Haiku # 13853, September 18, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
Do you know me,
Do I know you
you don't...
makes it easier for me to say what I do
makes it easier for you to say what you do
Haiku # 13852, September 18, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
55555
7777777
55555

The taste of the po
em that forms itself going
down like old coffee
Haiku # 13851, September 18, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
I haven't read Job, Moxie #2...
So what gives with the Me pretending to be Me?
Scott, like I said, sorry...
Those birds, you got to say "ayuh" a lot
make wiccan references to get it right!
Haiku # 13850, September 18, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if I'm going in a box
you're coming with me
you can have Bin Laden listen
and you can join in a chorus
and let him have it, pretty soon
he'll really go nuts and pitch
for the Mets
Haiku # 13849, September 18, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Moxie
(Scott, that wasn't me..., very clever impression but that wasn't me...)

The best way for me
to see how "horrid" I am
was to pretend to be "me"
twas a decent critical device
Haiku # 13848, September 18, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Mox
where is my honor?
it is merely elsewhere...
not coldly looking, suspended in ego
Haiku # 13847, September 18, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
the terrorists hid in the shadows
we should be watching
at least I care what you think
they didn't
Haiku # 13846, September 18, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Moxie

...but for haiku's sake
he has not been tried yet,
.....convicted as such
Haiku # 13845, September 18, 2001 10:38 am ET
by prof. hindsight
Tragedy is a fun game
to the end, we all watch
and even the pretenders
are influenced...
Haiku # 13844, September 18, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie

..........should our criminals
......reside in your country, can
.........we get them by force?

.......(and do away with order
.......and the institutions called
legal systems and international law?)
Haiku # 13843, September 18, 2001 10:36 am ET
by prof. hindsight
resurrect the duke
guns blazing quick on the draw
and so dang polite
Haiku # 13842, September 18, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mellie

......in due time perhaps
sooner than we would expect
...let them draw first blood
Haiku # 13841, September 18, 2001 8:28 am ET
by ronin

.....let us crush these fools
who bully those who are weak
.......and gloat over them

......(haah...hypocrisy is a
......double-bladed sword)
Haiku # 13840, September 18, 2001 8:26 am ET
by lone wolf@readyforthekill

.......hold back the forces
that would own, ravish this site
........until there is none
Haiku # 13839, September 18, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ronin@nowYOUbeniceguysandbesorry

...due process and the
presumption of innocence
...are merely horseshit

...(welcome to the real
.......western world)
Haiku # 13838, September 18, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin@aninsightintorealwesternthinkingandbehavior

...just do what i preach
but never what i practice
cause i'm brave and free
Haiku # 13837, September 18, 2001 8:11 am ET
by soundingboard

......strike me if you will
but give me my day in court
......before you adjudge

(the basis for due process is
........simply...fairness)
Haiku # 13836, September 18, 2001 8:06 am ET
by osamabinmuhammadbinladen@yeah

"so the gang's all here"
ready to do their terror
.....on the real man

(ive heard you brother
and help is on its way)
Haiku # 13835, September 18, 2001 8:02 am ET
by lone wolf@roninstwin
your haiku is like
fundamentalist terror
inflicted on art
Haiku # 13834, September 18, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
why do you waste your
time here assualting us with
your insanity?

If you need help and
feel helpless then you should get
the help that you need.
Haiku # 13833, September 18, 2001 6:47 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of Moxie's medicine cabinet (looking at a bottle full of lithium that hasn't been touched in a long, long time)
i see mox mistook
another voice for my own
i've joined the chorus
Haiku # 13832, September 18, 2001 5:58 am ET
by scott (i always use my name, stupid though it may be...where did you get the idea we were in "civil war", mox?)
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