Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

..........should our criminals
......reside in your country, can
.........we get them by force?

.......(and do away with order
.......and the institutions called
legal systems and international law?)
Haiku # 13843 September 18, 2001 10:36 am ET
by prof. hindsight
resurrect the duke
guns blazing quick on the draw
and so dang polite
Haiku # 13842 September 18, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mellie

......in due time perhaps
sooner than we would expect
...let them draw first blood
Haiku # 13841 September 18, 2001 8:28 am ET
by ronin

.....let us crush these fools
who bully those who are weak
.......and gloat over them

......(haah...hypocrisy is a
......double-bladed sword)
Haiku # 13840 September 18, 2001 8:26 am ET
by lone wolf@readyforthekill

.......hold back the forces
that would own, ravish this site
........until there is none
Haiku # 13839 September 18, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ronin@nowYOUbeniceguysandbesorry

...due process and the
presumption of innocence
...are merely horseshit

...(welcome to the real
.......western world)
Haiku # 13838 September 18, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin@aninsightintorealwesternthinkingandbehavior

...just do what i preach
but never what i practice
cause i'm brave and free
Haiku # 13837 September 18, 2001 8:11 am ET
by soundingboard

......strike me if you will
but give me my day in court
......before you adjudge

(the basis for due process is
........simply...fairness)
Haiku # 13836 September 18, 2001 8:06 am ET
by osamabinmuhammadbinladen@yeah

"so the gang's all here"
ready to do their terror
.....on the real man

(ive heard you brother
and help is on its way)
Haiku # 13835 September 18, 2001 8:02 am ET
by lone wolf@roninstwin
your haiku is like
fundamentalist terror
inflicted on art
Haiku # 13834 September 18, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
why do you waste your
time here assualting us with
your insanity?

If you need help and
feel helpless then you should get
the help that you need.
Haiku # 13833 September 18, 2001 6:47 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of Moxie's medicine cabinet (looking at a bottle full of lithium that hasn't been touched in a long, long time)
i see mox mistook
another voice for my own
i've joined the chorus
Haiku # 13832 September 18, 2001 5:58 am ET
by scott (i always use my name, stupid though it may be...where did you get the idea we were in "civil war", mox?)
i was flamed by mox
out of everyone who posts
i was selected...

but i'm still confused -
which is the fork for desert?
which goes up your ass?
Haiku # 13831 September 18, 2001 5:28 am ET
by scott (marvelling...taking another long drag on the bubble pipe)
sorry this was poem
one, zero, six, one, four, back
when moxie was young
Haiku # 13830 September 18, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxs' mom the emt actually mellies 'stupid' hauiku ABOUT mox is better


flaming bloody hell
jesus fucking christ moxie
you're an idiot

wake up to yourself
I can't bear to call you mate
once I thought you were
Haiku # 13829 September 18, 2001 3:17 am ET
by moxs' mom the emt actually mellies 'stupid' hauiku ABOUT mox is better
your words are putrid
nauseatingly stupid
worthless piles of dung

-mellie
Haiku # 13828 September 18, 2001 3:16 am ET
by moxs' mom the emt actually mellies 'stupid' hauiku ABOUT mox is better
they know you honey,
they know you are an asshole,
but momie will help

take your meds and count!
or put these paddles on your
chest! poof! surprise!!!!!

Haiku # 13827 September 18, 2001 3:06 am ET
by moxies mom the emt -the final moxie solution
overdue remorse
your "stupid" haiku moxie
was one of your best
Haiku # 13826 September 18, 2001 3:06 am ET
by ash
sorry runs in the family DOH!!!!!
Haiku # 13825 September 18, 2001 3:05 am ET
by moxies mom the emt -the final moxie solution
they know about you honey,
they know you are an asshole,
but momie will help

take your meds and count!
or put these paddles on your
chest! poof! surprise!!!!!
Haiku # 13824 September 18, 2001 3:03 am ET
by moxies mom the emt -the final moxie solution
Moxie you're a pox
an ugly zit on the ass
of society

Mox is a pox who
should be placed in a box and
shipped to bin laden
Haiku # 13823 September 18, 2001 2:46 am ET
by k_against_specifically_Moxie of unified against terrorism in all of it's forms
god fucked job's ass good
the devil made him do it
...fundamentalists...
Haiku # 13822 September 18, 2001 2:42 am ET
by scott (so, according to Falwell, the terrorists were carrying out God's will?)
i visit this site
hoping to learn some manners
but still mix my forks
Haiku # 13821 September 18, 2001 2:38 am ET
by scott
sorry, there i go again losing
my stupid little mind
back to the lithium but
scott needs to learn manners

if you read Job, you would
understand the soul's bitterness
Haiku # 13820 September 18, 2001 2:28 am ET
by Moxie
i smell a rat in here
some cockroach (the real cockroach)
is crawling around in the dark corners
Haiku # 13819 September 18, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Moxie
my name is moxie
or mox, or pox, but not scott
such a stupid name
Haiku # 13818 September 18, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Moxie
it's just what we need:
an enemy we can name
and comic relief
Haiku # 13817 September 18, 2001 2:03 am ET
by scott (passing the crack pipe...no, it's really a bubble pipe)
now i am sorry
i'm apologizing with
this stupid haiku
Haiku # 13816 September 17, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Moxie
you should stop compariing me to a cockroach
you say you want me to write haiku
but then you deliver insults
i am sorry if i've offended all of you
Haiku # 13815 September 17, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Moxie
MOX!!! ask Japanese
scientist to program you
for five, seven, five!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 13814 September 17, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by problem solved
you can't take a hint
or explicit instruction
what do you expect?
Haiku # 13813 September 17, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ash
so write a haiku
and your views will be welcome
self indulgent child
Haiku # 13812 September 17, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ash
you are all heartless
i have nowhere to go and post
except for here and i have
opinions that need to be aired
Haiku # 13811 September 17, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Moxie
come to think of it
you can take your cockroach and shove it
of course the cockroaches are the ones who
survive the blast
Haiku # 13810 September 17, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Moxie
you know i've been thinking
that maybe i've been too much you guys
all seem to hate me now,
i have feelings too!
Haiku # 13809 September 17, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by by Moxie
http://www.intercorr.com/roach.htm

picture of moxie
on this site....love the hat mox
yellow with red bulbs
Haiku # 13808 September 17, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox, mox, haiku's pox
you need to pull up your sox
'cos your work sux cox
Haiku # 13807 September 17, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ash
moxie wants to teach
yet he ignores convention
moxie needs to learn

recognise the facts
your free-form haiku drivel
is just bad drivel

i don't want you dead
i just wish you'd learn to count
and respect the form
Haiku # 13806 September 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ash
here's your big chance mox
to die for your convictions
be all you can be

go out and enlist
maybe they'll put balls on you
make you stop whinging
Haiku # 13805 September 17, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ap
It counts twice on my
hand so why the hell does Webster's
smoke so much damn crack?
Haiku # 13804 September 17, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by k_against_trick_haikus of (still also confronting the main issue of the day, but also taking a break when needed)
phone call to sharon
bush: "make peace with arafat"
sharon: "bad p.r."

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-000074363sep15.story?coll=la-headlines-world-manual
Haiku # 13803 September 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by scott
man, you talk funny
on dictionary dot com
pearl is simply "p
Haiku # 13802 September 17, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by scott (still defiant...confronting the true issues of the day)
isn't there a way
to code the submit script to
block Moxie's IP?
Haiku # 13801 September 17, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by k_against_Moxie
goth grrl want's me
to wear a skirt
for what? Scottish tap dance...
Haiku # 13800 September 17, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scott stands defiant
but failed to go back and count
"it's not pearl harb

or" had 6 syllab
les and here it's always 5
counts on the first line.
Haiku # 13799 September 17, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables_submitted_by_others_who_count them_in_other_posts of in relation to #13768 and #13727
Haiku # 13798 September 17, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the fool, the devil
the tower, the wheel of fortune
all cards, all lead to our
final drivel destiny
Haiku # 13797 September 17, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie
maybe it's pent up sexual frustration
that leads to suicides
and mass bombings
Haiku # 13796 September 17, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Moxie
a little constructive raving
leads to more than
a bunch of
Haiku # 13795 September 17, 2001 8:00 pm ET
by Moxie
never compare me to him
if that is true mellie, then
Haiku # 13794 September 17, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie