Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

mox, mox, haiku's pox
you need to pull up your sox
'cos your work sux cox
Haiku # 13807, September 17, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ash
moxie wants to teach
yet he ignores convention
moxie needs to learn

recognise the facts
your free-form haiku drivel
is just bad drivel

i don't want you dead
i just wish you'd learn to count
and respect the form
Haiku # 13806, September 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ash
here's your big chance mox
to die for your convictions
be all you can be

go out and enlist
maybe they'll put balls on you
make you stop whinging
Haiku # 13805, September 17, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ap
It counts twice on my
hand so why the hell does Webster's
smoke so much damn crack?
Haiku # 13804, September 17, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by k_against_trick_haikus of (still also confronting the main issue of the day, but also taking a break when needed)
phone call to sharon
bush: "make peace with arafat"
sharon: "bad p.r."

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-000074363sep15.story?coll=la-headlines-world-manual
Haiku # 13803, September 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by scott
man, you talk funny
on dictionary dot com
pearl is simply "p
Haiku # 13802, September 17, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by scott (still defiant...confronting the true issues of the day)
isn't there a way
to code the submit script to
block Moxie's IP?
Haiku # 13801, September 17, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by k_against_Moxie
goth grrl want's me
to wear a skirt
for what? Scottish tap dance...
Haiku # 13800, September 17, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scott stands defiant
but failed to go back and count
"it's not pearl harb

or" had 6 syllab
les and here it's always 5
counts on the first line.
Haiku # 13799, September 17, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables_submitted_by_others_who_count them_in_other_posts of in relation to #13768 and #13727
Haiku # 13798, September 17, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the fool, the devil
the tower, the wheel of fortune
all cards, all lead to our
final drivel destiny
Haiku # 13797, September 17, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie
maybe it's pent up sexual frustration
that leads to suicides
and mass bombings
Haiku # 13796, September 17, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Moxie
a little constructive raving
leads to more than
a bunch of
Haiku # 13795, September 17, 2001 8:00 pm ET
by Moxie
never compare me to him
if that is true mellie, then
Haiku # 13794, September 17, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie
have you noticed how
the "liberals" need to insult the person
and not the idea?
Haiku # 13793, September 17, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Moxie
osama and mox
are both raving lunatics
who know they are right
Haiku # 13792, September 17, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mellie
A gay catholic
is this celibacy
or will the Jerry Springer show
here fight over that too?
Haiku # 13791, September 17, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Moxie
standing next to mox
you can hear the ocean,,,mox
you are an airhead
Haiku # 13790, September 17, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wall cannot be passed
place your bayonet in moxie's
body, and mean it

Haiku # 13789, September 17, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Moxie
mox almost had a
psychic girlfriend but she left
him before they met
Haiku # 13788, September 17, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
speak your minds
and judge not
but I cannot make anyone not
be anything but themselves
Haiku # 13787, September 17, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Moxie

three card monte, all
there, money making and still
the cards are hot and flat
Haiku # 13786, September 17, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Moxie
well, who cares?
work with me, fool
Haiku # 13785, September 17, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm not scott, fool
Haiku # 13784, September 17, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
work with me
not against me
Haiku # 13783, September 17, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Moxie
sorry son, I have been
reading your efforts - was
right to try to stop you
Haiku # 13782, September 17, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by mom the emt
everyone needs a villian
sometimes it's the only thing
that keeps you together
Haiku # 13781, September 17, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Moxie
that's better :)...
Haiku # 13780, September 17, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Moxie
sorry son, I have been
reading your efforts - was
right to try to stop you
Haiku # 13779, September 17, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by mom the emt
Well, wisdom would say
that in time, this is all nothing
important to real life
Haiku # 13778, September 17, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Let's see, I just like
to try the free form sometimes
and other times, not
Haiku # 13777, September 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Moxie
this is foolish, scott?
now this civil war with each other
this war we cannot win
I fear is that final time...
It's like cancer on the Earth almost
Haiku # 13776, September 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Moxie
There are three kinds of people in the world;
those who understand mathematics
and those who don't.!
Haiku # 13775, September 17, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by moxie
to, Disneyland!
yes, with the new kill moxie ride
we can dismember someone we all hate
we also have a new shooting gallery with
past tyrants including...
Haiku # 13774, September 17, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by Moxie
hey, if you're going to take me out
i might as well take you with me
it serves you right
Haiku # 13773, September 17, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Moxie
actually mom is an EMT
Haiku # 13772, September 17, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, haikus should be
as flexible as nature
not as aestheitc fundamentalism
Haiku # 13771, September 17, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Mox's mom tried to
save us....his bath toys??? a blender
and a radio
Haiku # 13770, September 17, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by hush hush sweet moxie
oh, ahem

glub, glub, glub...
Haiku # 13769, September 17, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Moxie
i stand defiant
i will go to war on this
my count was correct
Haiku # 13768, September 17, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by scott (what was your beef with #13727, k?)
we go to war in masse
we hate each other, en masse
masse self occur, we kill ourselves
en masse for the good of Leviathan
Haiku # 13766, September 17, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
What do you throw to
a drowning Moxie? His wife, kids,
parents and his friend....
Haiku # 13765, September 17, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by on the high seas
Public opinion is
often the executioner, jury
and judge. One mass person
Haiku # 13764, September 17, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Moxie
when I was offline in
this self war, I could
build up those I loved
and, I am sorry to tear you down
in "selfish" defense...
Haiku # 13763, September 17, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Moxie
The towers collapse in one
big rush, and if I am self serving, work
around, with, not against...

I wish to teach, and learn, not destroy
Haiku # 13762, September 17, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Life is a breath eternal
worth every moment
the dis urban, is worth nothing
there are no stars to see anymore
Haiku # 13761, September 17, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Moxie
well, finally.
good, say what you mean
if you mean
"kill me"
MEAN it
Haiku # 13760, September 17, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Moxie
I see many of you this way
the cool crowd who singles out
the "person who doesn't fit in"
they move on, and the same people
wonder how the hell the nobody
became someone...

and so it goes, we all have a purpose
Haiku # 13759, September 17, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Moxie
be nice to us by
counting, you dis us all by
acting as you do

i have stood back from
your tormenters till now I am
sick of you as well
Haiku # 13758, September 17, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My God...will you ever
see me in any good light
ever? Or what?

this place gets too personal at times
and I take it too personally at times.
Finger pointing is a fun hobby
Haiku # 13757, September 17, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Moxie
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