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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
i visit this site
hoping to learn some manners
but still mix my forks
Haiku # 13821 September 18, 2001 2:38 am ET
by scott
sorry, there i go again losing
my stupid little mind
back to the lithium but
scott needs to learn manners

if you read Job, you would
understand the soul's bitterness
Haiku # 13820 September 18, 2001 2:28 am ET
by Moxie
i smell a rat in here
some cockroach (the real cockroach)
is crawling around in the dark corners
Haiku # 13819 September 18, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Moxie
my name is moxie
or mox, or pox, but not scott
such a stupid name
Haiku # 13818 September 18, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Moxie
it's just what we need:
an enemy we can name
and comic relief
Haiku # 13817 September 18, 2001 2:03 am ET
by scott (passing the crack pipe...no, it's really a bubble pipe)
now i am sorry
i'm apologizing with
this stupid haiku
Haiku # 13816 September 17, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Moxie
you should stop compariing me to a cockroach
you say you want me to write haiku
but then you deliver insults
i am sorry if i've offended all of you
Haiku # 13815 September 17, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Moxie
MOX!!! ask Japanese
scientist to program you
for five, seven, five!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 13814 September 17, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by problem solved
you can't take a hint
or explicit instruction
what do you expect?
Haiku # 13813 September 17, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ash
so write a haiku
and your views will be welcome
self indulgent child
Haiku # 13812 September 17, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ash
you are all heartless
i have nowhere to go and post
except for here and i have
opinions that need to be aired
Haiku # 13811 September 17, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Moxie
come to think of it
you can take your cockroach and shove it
of course the cockroaches are the ones who
survive the blast
Haiku # 13810 September 17, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Moxie
you know i've been thinking
that maybe i've been too much you guys
all seem to hate me now,
i have feelings too!
Haiku # 13809 September 17, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by by Moxie
http://www.intercorr.com/roach.htm

picture of moxie
on this site....love the hat mox
yellow with red bulbs
Haiku # 13808 September 17, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox, mox, haiku's pox
you need to pull up your sox
'cos your work sux cox
Haiku # 13807 September 17, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ash
moxie wants to teach
yet he ignores convention
moxie needs to learn

recognise the facts
your free-form haiku drivel
is just bad drivel

i don't want you dead
i just wish you'd learn to count
and respect the form
Haiku # 13806 September 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ash
here's your big chance mox
to die for your convictions
be all you can be

go out and enlist
maybe they'll put balls on you
make you stop whinging
Haiku # 13805 September 17, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ap
It counts twice on my
hand so why the hell does Webster's
smoke so much damn crack?
Haiku # 13804 September 17, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by k_against_trick_haikus of (still also confronting the main issue of the day, but also taking a break when needed)
phone call to sharon
bush: "make peace with arafat"
sharon: "bad p.r."

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-000074363sep15.story?coll=la-headlines-world-manual
Haiku # 13803 September 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by scott
man, you talk funny
on dictionary dot com
pearl is simply "p
Haiku # 13802 September 17, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by scott (still defiant...confronting the true issues of the day)
isn't there a way
to code the submit script to
block Moxie's IP?
Haiku # 13801 September 17, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by k_against_Moxie
goth grrl want's me
to wear a skirt
for what? Scottish tap dance...
Haiku # 13800 September 17, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scott stands defiant
but failed to go back and count
"it's not pearl harb

or" had 6 syllab
les and here it's always 5
counts on the first line.
Haiku # 13799 September 17, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables_submitted_by_others_who_count them_in_other_posts of in relation to #13768 and #13727
Haiku # 13798 September 17, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the fool, the devil
the tower, the wheel of fortune
all cards, all lead to our
final drivel destiny
Haiku # 13797 September 17, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie
maybe it's pent up sexual frustration
that leads to suicides
and mass bombings
Haiku # 13796 September 17, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Moxie
a little constructive raving
leads to more than
a bunch of
Haiku # 13795 September 17, 2001 8:00 pm ET
by Moxie
never compare me to him
if that is true mellie, then
Haiku # 13794 September 17, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie
have you noticed how
the "liberals" need to insult the person
and not the idea?
Haiku # 13793 September 17, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Moxie
osama and mox
are both raving lunatics
who know they are right
Haiku # 13792 September 17, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mellie
A gay catholic
is this celibacy
or will the Jerry Springer show
here fight over that too?
Haiku # 13791 September 17, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Moxie
standing next to mox
you can hear the ocean,,,mox
you are an airhead
Haiku # 13790 September 17, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wall cannot be passed
place your bayonet in moxie's
body, and mean it

Haiku # 13789 September 17, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Moxie
mox almost had a
psychic girlfriend but she left
him before they met
Haiku # 13788 September 17, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
speak your minds
and judge not
but I cannot make anyone not
be anything but themselves
Haiku # 13787 September 17, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Moxie

three card monte, all
there, money making and still
the cards are hot and flat
Haiku # 13786 September 17, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Moxie
well, who cares?
work with me, fool
Haiku # 13785 September 17, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm not scott, fool
Haiku # 13784 September 17, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
work with me
not against me
Haiku # 13783 September 17, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Moxie
sorry son, I have been
reading your efforts - was
right to try to stop you
Haiku # 13782 September 17, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by mom the emt
everyone needs a villian
sometimes it's the only thing
that keeps you together
Haiku # 13781 September 17, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Moxie
that's better :)...
Haiku # 13780 September 17, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Moxie
sorry son, I have been
reading your efforts - was
right to try to stop you
Haiku # 13779 September 17, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by mom the emt
Well, wisdom would say
that in time, this is all nothing
important to real life
Haiku # 13778 September 17, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Let's see, I just like
to try the free form sometimes
and other times, not
Haiku # 13777 September 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Moxie
this is foolish, scott?
now this civil war with each other
this war we cannot win
I fear is that final time...
It's like cancer on the Earth almost
Haiku # 13776 September 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Moxie
There are three kinds of people in the world;
those who understand mathematics
and those who don't.!
Haiku # 13775 September 17, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by moxie
to, Disneyland!
yes, with the new kill moxie ride
we can dismember someone we all hate
we also have a new shooting gallery with
past tyrants including...
Haiku # 13774 September 17, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by Moxie
hey, if you're going to take me out
i might as well take you with me
it serves you right
Haiku # 13773 September 17, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Moxie
actually mom is an EMT
Haiku # 13772 September 17, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Moxie