Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #13806
moxie wants to teach
yet he ignores convention
moxie needs to learn

recognise the facts
your free-form haiku drivel
is just bad drivel

i don't want you dead
i just wish you'd learn to count
and respect the form
Haiku #13806
Posted: September 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
Poet & location: ash