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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Moxie #1 to Moxie #2:

Drink it
Haiku # 13880, September 18, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Moxie
never knew being
a troll could be such FUN!!! yes
he was a teeny-weenie
Haiku # 13879, September 18, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by moxies mom the emt
your problems stem from
problems you have with your stem
go put it to use
Haiku # 13878, September 18, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by ap
mommy laughed and said
to the docs, whats up?? his dads a monster!!!!
where did it all go?????????
Haiku # 13877, September 18, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by moxie
go enlist moxie
dedicate yourself to fight
stop fighting yourself
Haiku # 13876, September 18, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ap
yes my problems stem
from having such a small cock
but I TRY SO HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 13875, September 18, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by moxie
I don't know about Republicans
I just know me and
He has a lot to learn
Haiku # 13874, September 18, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Mox
ah, no wonder I am here!
To learn to laugh again...
OU812?
Haiku # 13873, September 18, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
and is repukelickin
terrorism FUN-damantal or
SEX-ular and which is it?

in this case if the
buildings had not fallen
as arrogance planned.
Haiku # 13872, September 18, 2001 11:53 am ET
by boo of to mox
We suspect Saddam.
shouldn't we? He had motive!
-bombed monthly, post-war.

not to say he was
justified! T'would just be his
rationalization.

We were just making
compliance, What We Do is
not terrorism.
Haiku # 13871, September 18, 2001 11:49 am ET
by hate monger
yes, I ate (8) a 69
Haiku # 13870, September 18, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Miss Everything
been a while since I
blew a 69 on ME
suck! I'm very good!
Haiku # 13869, September 18, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Miss Everything
and that is the Scorpio way
and well,
you're better than they are
Haiku # 13868, September 18, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
dirty times call for
dirty minds plotting planning
filthy dirty tricks
Haiku # 13867, September 18, 2001 11:24 am ET
by mellie
by clapped out I meant
utterly exhausted now
dad prob'ly had clap
Haiku # 13866, September 18, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
which is more amusing?
fundamentalist terror or
secular terror? Just the
same, they are terror, with limits
Haiku # 13865, September 18, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, please don't pretend to be my mom
and, also, how can the clap be cured?
and, yes, Bush is like Curious Geroge...
Haiku # 13864, September 18, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
clinton did his best
for women of a kind, O
pass the cigars
Haiku # 13863, September 18, 2001 11:16 am ET
by mellie
Bush is a monkey
He sure will get the job done
He smells like monkey
Haiku # 13862, September 18, 2001 11:13 am ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
my mummy's luvly
she is old and clapped out from
being my mum
Haiku # 13861, September 18, 2001 11:12 am ET
by mellie
hmm, fundamentalist terror as art...
interesting...
Haiku # 13860, September 18, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
pazz the fifth and do
well to pass the seventh one
and another fifth
Haiku # 13859, September 18, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Moxie
clinton is yet to do his great
act for mankind...wait and see
Haiku # 13858, September 18, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
what's the deal with the
Rep who keeps going
after Clinton and blames him
for terrorist attacks? I didn't vote
for that guy on C-Span!?
Haiku # 13857, September 18, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
and blabbing the most
like gossip columnists here.
fifth as drunk as skunks
Haiku # 13856, September 18, 2001 11:09 am ET
by boo
cartharsis over
blabbing repukelickins, all
ways, "reserve judgement"

of their own crimes, sure-
but jack-up the prejudice
as the dust settles.
Haiku # 13855, September 18, 2001 11:06 am ET
by boo
Mellie, what's your mom like?
Haiku # 13854, September 18, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Moxie
I desire that you
stop wishing me torn to shreds
because you have succeeded
become born-again, in a healthy way
and get the Christian beliefs, right
and the Fallwell guys, corrected...
Haiku # 13853, September 18, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
Do you know me,
Do I know you
you don't...
makes it easier for me to say what I do
makes it easier for you to say what you do
Haiku # 13852, September 18, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
55555
7777777
55555

The taste of the po
em that forms itself going
down like old coffee
Haiku # 13851, September 18, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
I haven't read Job, Moxie #2...
So what gives with the Me pretending to be Me?
Scott, like I said, sorry...
Those birds, you got to say "ayuh" a lot
make wiccan references to get it right!
Haiku # 13850, September 18, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if I'm going in a box
you're coming with me
you can have Bin Laden listen
and you can join in a chorus
and let him have it, pretty soon
he'll really go nuts and pitch
for the Mets
Haiku # 13849, September 18, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Moxie
(Scott, that wasn't me..., very clever impression but that wasn't me...)

The best way for me
to see how "horrid" I am
was to pretend to be "me"
twas a decent critical device
Haiku # 13848, September 18, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Mox
where is my honor?
it is merely elsewhere...
not coldly looking, suspended in ego
Haiku # 13847, September 18, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
the terrorists hid in the shadows
we should be watching
at least I care what you think
they didn't
Haiku # 13846, September 18, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Moxie

...but for haiku's sake
he has not been tried yet,
.....convicted as such
Haiku # 13845, September 18, 2001 10:38 am ET
by prof. hindsight
Tragedy is a fun game
to the end, we all watch
and even the pretenders
are influenced...
Haiku # 13844, September 18, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie

..........should our criminals
......reside in your country, can
.........we get them by force?

.......(and do away with order
.......and the institutions called
legal systems and international law?)
Haiku # 13843, September 18, 2001 10:36 am ET
by prof. hindsight
resurrect the duke
guns blazing quick on the draw
and so dang polite
Haiku # 13842, September 18, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mellie

......in due time perhaps
sooner than we would expect
...let them draw first blood
Haiku # 13841, September 18, 2001 8:28 am ET
by ronin

.....let us crush these fools
who bully those who are weak
.......and gloat over them

......(haah...hypocrisy is a
......double-bladed sword)
Haiku # 13840, September 18, 2001 8:26 am ET
by lone wolf@readyforthekill

.......hold back the forces
that would own, ravish this site
........until there is none
Haiku # 13839, September 18, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ronin@nowYOUbeniceguysandbesorry

...due process and the
presumption of innocence
...are merely horseshit

...(welcome to the real
.......western world)
Haiku # 13838, September 18, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin@aninsightintorealwesternthinkingandbehavior

...just do what i preach
but never what i practice
cause i'm brave and free
Haiku # 13837, September 18, 2001 8:11 am ET
by soundingboard

......strike me if you will
but give me my day in court
......before you adjudge

(the basis for due process is
........simply...fairness)
Haiku # 13836, September 18, 2001 8:06 am ET
by osamabinmuhammadbinladen@yeah

"so the gang's all here"
ready to do their terror
.....on the real man

(ive heard you brother
and help is on its way)
Haiku # 13835, September 18, 2001 8:02 am ET
by lone wolf@roninstwin
your haiku is like
fundamentalist terror
inflicted on art
Haiku # 13834, September 18, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
why do you waste your
time here assualting us with
your insanity?

If you need help and
feel helpless then you should get
the help that you need.
Haiku # 13833, September 18, 2001 6:47 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of Moxie's medicine cabinet (looking at a bottle full of lithium that hasn't been touched in a long, long time)
i see mox mistook
another voice for my own
i've joined the chorus
Haiku # 13832, September 18, 2001 5:58 am ET
by scott (i always use my name, stupid though it may be...where did you get the idea we were in "civil war", mox?)
i was flamed by mox
out of everyone who posts
i was selected...

but i'm still confused -
which is the fork for desert?
which goes up your ass?
Haiku # 13831, September 18, 2001 5:28 am ET
by scott (marvelling...taking another long drag on the bubble pipe)
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