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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Mellie, what's your mom like?
Haiku # 13854, September 18, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Moxie
I desire that you
stop wishing me torn to shreds
because you have succeeded
become born-again, in a healthy way
and get the Christian beliefs, right
and the Fallwell guys, corrected...
Haiku # 13853, September 18, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
Do you know me,
Do I know you
you don't...
makes it easier for me to say what I do
makes it easier for you to say what you do
Haiku # 13852, September 18, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
55555
7777777
55555

The taste of the po
em that forms itself going
down like old coffee
Haiku # 13851, September 18, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
I haven't read Job, Moxie #2...
So what gives with the Me pretending to be Me?
Scott, like I said, sorry...
Those birds, you got to say "ayuh" a lot
make wiccan references to get it right!
Haiku # 13850, September 18, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
Well, if I'm going in a box
you're coming with me
you can have Bin Laden listen
and you can join in a chorus
and let him have it, pretty soon
he'll really go nuts and pitch
for the Mets
Haiku # 13849, September 18, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Moxie
(Scott, that wasn't me..., very clever impression but that wasn't me...)

The best way for me
to see how "horrid" I am
was to pretend to be "me"
twas a decent critical device
Haiku # 13848, September 18, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Mox
where is my honor?
it is merely elsewhere...
not coldly looking, suspended in ego
Haiku # 13847, September 18, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
the terrorists hid in the shadows
we should be watching
at least I care what you think
they didn't
Haiku # 13846, September 18, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Moxie

...but for haiku's sake
he has not been tried yet,
.....convicted as such
Haiku # 13845, September 18, 2001 10:38 am ET
by prof. hindsight
Tragedy is a fun game
to the end, we all watch
and even the pretenders
are influenced...
Haiku # 13844, September 18, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie

..........should our criminals
......reside in your country, can
.........we get them by force?

.......(and do away with order
.......and the institutions called
legal systems and international law?)
Haiku # 13843, September 18, 2001 10:36 am ET
by prof. hindsight
resurrect the duke
guns blazing quick on the draw
and so dang polite
Haiku # 13842, September 18, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mellie

......in due time perhaps
sooner than we would expect
...let them draw first blood
Haiku # 13841, September 18, 2001 8:28 am ET
by ronin

.....let us crush these fools
who bully those who are weak
.......and gloat over them

......(haah...hypocrisy is a
......double-bladed sword)
Haiku # 13840, September 18, 2001 8:26 am ET
by lone wolf@readyforthekill

.......hold back the forces
that would own, ravish this site
........until there is none
Haiku # 13839, September 18, 2001 8:19 am ET
by ronin@nowYOUbeniceguysandbesorry

...due process and the
presumption of innocence
...are merely horseshit

...(welcome to the real
.......western world)
Haiku # 13838, September 18, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin@aninsightintorealwesternthinkingandbehavior

...just do what i preach
but never what i practice
cause i'm brave and free
Haiku # 13837, September 18, 2001 8:11 am ET
by soundingboard

......strike me if you will
but give me my day in court
......before you adjudge

(the basis for due process is
........simply...fairness)
Haiku # 13836, September 18, 2001 8:06 am ET
by osamabinmuhammadbinladen@yeah

"so the gang's all here"
ready to do their terror
.....on the real man

(ive heard you brother
and help is on its way)
Haiku # 13835, September 18, 2001 8:02 am ET
by lone wolf@roninstwin
your haiku is like
fundamentalist terror
inflicted on art
Haiku # 13834, September 18, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
why do you waste your
time here assualting us with
your insanity?

If you need help and
feel helpless then you should get
the help that you need.
Haiku # 13833, September 18, 2001 6:47 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of Moxie's medicine cabinet (looking at a bottle full of lithium that hasn't been touched in a long, long time)
i see mox mistook
another voice for my own
i've joined the chorus
Haiku # 13832, September 18, 2001 5:58 am ET
by scott (i always use my name, stupid though it may be...where did you get the idea we were in "civil war", mox?)
i was flamed by mox
out of everyone who posts
i was selected...

but i'm still confused -
which is the fork for desert?
which goes up your ass?
Haiku # 13831, September 18, 2001 5:28 am ET
by scott (marvelling...taking another long drag on the bubble pipe)
sorry this was poem
one, zero, six, one, four, back
when moxie was young
Haiku # 13830, September 18, 2001 3:21 am ET
by moxs' mom the emt actually mellies 'stupid' hauiku ABOUT mox is better


flaming bloody hell
jesus fucking christ moxie
you're an idiot

wake up to yourself
I can't bear to call you mate
once I thought you were
Haiku # 13829, September 18, 2001 3:17 am ET
by moxs' mom the emt actually mellies 'stupid' hauiku ABOUT mox is better
your words are putrid
nauseatingly stupid
worthless piles of dung

-mellie
Haiku # 13828, September 18, 2001 3:16 am ET
by moxs' mom the emt actually mellies 'stupid' hauiku ABOUT mox is better
they know you honey,
they know you are an asshole,
but momie will help

take your meds and count!
or put these paddles on your
chest! poof! surprise!!!!!

Haiku # 13827, September 18, 2001 3:06 am ET
by moxies mom the emt -the final moxie solution
overdue remorse
your "stupid" haiku moxie
was one of your best
Haiku # 13826, September 18, 2001 3:06 am ET
by ash
sorry runs in the family DOH!!!!!
Haiku # 13825, September 18, 2001 3:05 am ET
by moxies mom the emt -the final moxie solution
they know about you honey,
they know you are an asshole,
but momie will help

take your meds and count!
or put these paddles on your
chest! poof! surprise!!!!!
Haiku # 13824, September 18, 2001 3:03 am ET
by moxies mom the emt -the final moxie solution
Moxie you're a pox
an ugly zit on the ass
of society

Mox is a pox who
should be placed in a box and
shipped to bin laden
Haiku # 13823, September 18, 2001 2:46 am ET
by k_against_specifically_Moxie of unified against terrorism in all of it's forms
god fucked job's ass good
the devil made him do it
...fundamentalists...
Haiku # 13822, September 18, 2001 2:42 am ET
by scott (so, according to Falwell, the terrorists were carrying out God's will?)
i visit this site
hoping to learn some manners
but still mix my forks
Haiku # 13821, September 18, 2001 2:38 am ET
by scott
sorry, there i go again losing
my stupid little mind
back to the lithium but
scott needs to learn manners

if you read Job, you would
understand the soul's bitterness
Haiku # 13820, September 18, 2001 2:28 am ET
by Moxie
i smell a rat in here
some cockroach (the real cockroach)
is crawling around in the dark corners
Haiku # 13819, September 18, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Moxie
my name is moxie
or mox, or pox, but not scott
such a stupid name
Haiku # 13818, September 18, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Moxie
it's just what we need:
an enemy we can name
and comic relief
Haiku # 13817, September 18, 2001 2:03 am ET
by scott (passing the crack pipe...no, it's really a bubble pipe)
now i am sorry
i'm apologizing with
this stupid haiku
Haiku # 13816, September 17, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Moxie
you should stop compariing me to a cockroach
you say you want me to write haiku
but then you deliver insults
i am sorry if i've offended all of you
Haiku # 13815, September 17, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Moxie
MOX!!! ask Japanese
scientist to program you
for five, seven, five!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 13814, September 17, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by problem solved
you can't take a hint
or explicit instruction
what do you expect?
Haiku # 13813, September 17, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ash
so write a haiku
and your views will be welcome
self indulgent child
Haiku # 13812, September 17, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ash
you are all heartless
i have nowhere to go and post
except for here and i have
opinions that need to be aired
Haiku # 13811, September 17, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Moxie
come to think of it
you can take your cockroach and shove it
of course the cockroaches are the ones who
survive the blast
Haiku # 13810, September 17, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Moxie
you know i've been thinking
that maybe i've been too much you guys
all seem to hate me now,
i have feelings too!
Haiku # 13809, September 17, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by by Moxie
http://www.intercorr.com/roach.htm

picture of moxie
on this site....love the hat mox
yellow with red bulbs
Haiku # 13808, September 17, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox, mox, haiku's pox
you need to pull up your sox
'cos your work sux cox
Haiku # 13807, September 17, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ash
moxie wants to teach
yet he ignores convention
moxie needs to learn

recognise the facts
your free-form haiku drivel
is just bad drivel

i don't want you dead
i just wish you'd learn to count
and respect the form
Haiku # 13806, September 17, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ash
here's your big chance mox
to die for your convictions
be all you can be

go out and enlist
maybe they'll put balls on you
make you stop whinging
Haiku # 13805, September 17, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ap
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