i am supposing
syllables are important
we are obsessive
http://www.wordwizard.com/index.htm
check the "latest news"
by ap
i can't feel guilty
moxie chooses to post here
there are other sites
(most of them non-haiku sites, i might add)
by scott
Moxie also gives us
info about his poor mum
and we dis her too
by shame shame
this site is full of malcontented souls
but one poet we know as mox stands out.
for when he writes, he opens all his holes
and there is nothing that he will not spout.
by scott (stanza #1)
without respect for the ancient format,
and no respect for those who like to read,
he seems content to be this site's doormat
and for abuse he seems to have a need.
by scott (stanza #2)
of mox, we would not like him in a box
unless of course, it had no web browsers.
we'd rather see him chained and breaking rocks
in a striped shirt and the matching trousers.
by scott (stanza #3)
this bad haiku is just a bad sonnet
to ask mox: take your PC and pawn it
by scott (stanza #4)
:D sorry
by Anonymous Poet
i might be moxie?
how kafkaesque that would be:
"i woke one morning..."
by scott (can't even be offended, it's too ludicrous)
no difficulty
spelling. or sniffing a rat.
insipid postings
by ap
how about silly
whanker crushing forum for
witty haikuists?
by scott may be next as he might be moxie
how about badshit?
or perhaps even batshit
would fit this guano
by scott (to Janis! ronin is burning with jealousy right now...)
oh, and by the way
on one three nine oh seven
that should read "easy"
by scott_issuing_preemptive_strike_against_k (& sacrificing grammar for correct syllable count)
Lets call it badstuff
Instead of its current name
It would be a hit
by Janis (to Scott)
that was not haiku
mox doesn't understand it
trying to get through...
by scott (explaining my lapse)
Moxie, you can post whatever you like on www.craigslist.org. It doesn't have to be haiku. They won't give you shit for how you say what you say.
by scott
Hey, here's an idea: let's forget about writing haiku and just write whatever we feel like! And let's drive on the wrong side of the street while we're at it!
by scott
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam wonderful spam
sure slices easily
by scott (vegetarian, no less...)
Ash is what fell on 911 ash...
is that gray film I can't get out of my hair...
my eyes...
War is the only way to cleanse the earth of so much ash.....
I hear a little bird whispering your name.....
by Moxie
Ap or ape? Which is it?
did someone just forget the e?
Spelling is hard for the mentally
deficient....
by Moxie
Of course I'm sorry...
I hope you all believe that...
But these flames must die down...
Remember I control the field now
and hide in all the right caves....
by Moxie
All kidding aside,
Haiku are pretty groovy--
they're kind of like Spam
by Anonymous Poet
bush takes off his shoes
praising Islam at a mosque
then calls for jihad
by scott (i have mixed feelings about the guy now)
clearly not moxie...
impeccable formatting,
traces of humor
by scott (the skeptic)
imagine your dad
now picture him jerking off
my work here is done
by Hollywood Bonfire
Dance, my sausage, dance!
I stole my grandma's panties
and now you must pay!
by moxie
I am a virgin
A horrid old-school virgin
Someone screw me please
by moxie
drunkeness was his
best virtue, for when he was
drunken and asleep
he did little harm
save to his bedclothes about
him, foul lump indeed.!
by Moxies kintergarden teacher
cut off my own hands
got butt fucked by gorillas
drank myself to death
by Hollywood Bonfire
Little Mox was a
notable coward, and an
infinite liar.
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
I knew young moxie
to be a dangerous and
lascivious boy.
who was a whale to
virginity, and devoured
all the fry he found.
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
it is true....mox is
Master Bates, just check timing
between his haiku
by moxies mom - typing with nose!!
Mox, i did enlist
was honorably discharged
Viet Nam era
by ap - I never saw combat though
All that you see is
All that you'll be and it
Scares you into .. sleep
by Dr. Claw
I am typing these
with my nose while he is out
of the room.....please help!!!!
he has tied me to
a rocking chair, in the
small motel we own
by moxies mom -- sorry about the counting
crouching down behind
the dead camel mox dodges
the flaming haiku
by In the Afghanistan of his mind
what's worse than one mox?
twice the spew, twice the raving
half the intellect
(i hear you ronin, but this site is drowning in incoherrent non-haiku...)
by scott
So...
Who's a troll?
by Moxie
Mellie, stop pretending to be my mom...
I'll have her read this and answer you for real.
by Moxie
To ap...
Jealous soul...
Enlist yourself
let me do my thing of self interest
rather than joyful self suicide
it's like directness doesn't work
I have to smile like Clinton era babies
by Moxie
I TOLD him__enlist!!!
take up the rifle___not your
little gun! bang! bang!
by moxies mom the emt -another way?
Hmm....
I am not laughing but I am
beginning to understand
this is a joke when it is like this
hard to recommend
the place that eats itself like
Afghanastan
by Moxie
Old habits die hard don't they...
Come on, you can do better than kick the Mox
Write some haikus, not this, drivel of "Moxie this, Moxie that..." That's just plain, not interesting...
by Moxie
Moxie #1 to Moxie #2:
Drink it
by Moxie
never knew being
a troll could be such FUN!!! yes
he was a teeny-weenie
by moxies mom the emt
your problems stem from
problems you have with your stem
go put it to use
by ap
mommy laughed and said
to the docs, whats up?? his dads a monster!!!!
where did it all go?????????
by moxie
go enlist moxie
dedicate yourself to fight
stop fighting yourself
by ap
yes my problems stem
from having such a small cock
but I TRY SO HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by moxie
