Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
this was to be the
crime, wherein the truth came out.
liars promised that.
Haiku # 13981 September 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by JFK
disturbing investment
then the sign carriers in the 1960's
wages a war of their own
with signs yet again
Haiku # 13980 September 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Moxie
cold coffee in the moring
cnn not here and cold
winds off the jersey pipe line
all long dealt with
Haiku # 13979 September 19, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
truth dies first in war
so like suicide's down rush
to war, no rescue

like the order not
to escape, irrational,
sacraficial deeds

to property more
expensive than lives: Denied
lives! where money lied.
Haiku # 13978 September 19, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Arnery of one
politics inner civil war
dirty thing it, and it's on all levels
an unnecessary evil
Haiku # 13977 September 19, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
conga pac man scores
obsubasticate and toungues
the screen goes mad
I go man
Haiku # 13976 September 19, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Moxie
this was to be the
crime, wherein the truth came out
liars promised that
Haiku # 13975 September 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by JFK
like the seagull
some people just keep squawking
and the war is over for John but not them
Haiku # 13974 September 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
the runes say that
others are too into
what others do, and Bush...
why not budweiser?
Haiku # 13973 September 19, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie
in a time when we
mated like animals, once
per child, three night rowe!
Haiku # 13972 September 19, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Ulga Lise of continued 16969
Mox obfuscator
burying bush crimes in
bushy bullshit
---everyday!
Haiku # 13971 September 19, 2001 10:48 am ET
by boo
If rune=kind word...
but fundamentalist paranoia=
fear of others

the inner jihad must be
won, only then scorpio can
break out of his cocoon
Haiku # 13970 September 19, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Mox
do my runes affect
you? away from the eyes of
others, what we have.
Haiku # 13969 September 19, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Ulga Lise
if you remember
your spirit will reward you.
no less little me.
Haiku # 13968 September 19, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Ulga Lise
Well, I'm not terribly
creative so, the next step
Resistance to critique?

Learn from critique
start building some houses
and stop throwing bricks
Haiku # 13967 September 19, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
when the humanity is lost
in the distant time and replaced with
conditioning and habit it is time
for the clones
Haiku # 13966 September 19, 2001 10:06 am ET
by Moxie
Social security and
social insecurity
death by conformity
Haiku # 13965 September 19, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Mox
Let's see, I come along
more mature, wiser, meet the real Ash
someday, save his life
do something good, who knows?
I'm sure you've been there before
yourself.
Haiku # 13964 September 19, 2001 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
Who is k? Circle?
Mart? Is she ok? Is she she?
It's hard to tell who
or what is behind each name...
Haiku # 13963 September 19, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Moxie
Farmer people worried about
germ warfare...something about
if it happens, what can you do?

Keep living (and if you can Mox #2,
stop dissing Scott)
Haiku # 13962 September 19, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Mox
Well, consensus is
tighter than any news, and the
public is a willing executioner.

No one can pinpoint who
has what blood on who's hands
then again

when a group does a good act
they all pitch in, they all take credit
Haiku # 13961 September 19, 2001 9:39 am ET
by Moxie
people in purdah
cowboys planning more murder
smells like a turd, huh ?
Haiku # 13960 September 19, 2001 8:50 am ET
by ash
when the world grows up
there'll be no need to smack it
if we're all still here
Haiku # 13959 September 19, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ash
Watching Disney, two
days no sleep, worried about
germ warfare and me
Haiku # 13958 September 19, 2001 8:14 am ET
by k_avec_zero
Scott, of course your strike
was obvious but you want
the heat from the flames
Haiku # 13957 September 19, 2001 7:49 am ET
by k_against_scott
Mellie, is "oo oo"
really a good way to say
what you really feel?
Haiku # 13956 September 19, 2001 7:47 am ET
by k_against_mellie of Boredom central, watching the electronic paint dry and the stock market tank
Oddly enough, she
never returned to haiku
us with more banal....(crap)

Haiku # 13955 September 19, 2001 7:45 am ET
by k_against_darla
I really miss our
brief but most entertaining
visitor, Darla.
Haiku # 13954 September 19, 2001 7:43 am ET
by k_against_darla of armful of love
Scott is too nice, Mox
is a stupid little pox
back to the haiku.
Haiku # 13953 September 19, 2001 7:41 am ET
by k_against_everyone of seriously, mox is wasting too much of my time, fuch that guy
I love myself, Hell
I close my eyes like Blondie
I touch myself, Yes

I forget myself
I think about you oo oo
I honestly do
Haiku # 13952 September 19, 2001 7:22 am ET
by mellie
something is amiss
who writes who and who writes what
cheap entertainment
Haiku # 13951 September 19, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ap
haiku therapy
cheaper than professionals
typed enemata
Haiku # 13950 September 19, 2001 4:50 am ET
by ash
we care oh! so much
do something for all of us
take your life away


Haiku # 13949 September 19, 2001 4:48 am ET
by ash of "I should do something with my life that
maybe pope john paul
is osama bin laden
and maybe i'm mox
Haiku # 13948 September 19, 2001 3:59 am ET
by scott
my preemptive strike
invited retribution
what's the lesson here?
Haiku # 13947 September 19, 2001 3:33 am ET
by scott (of course, it missed entirely...)
Perhaps Moxie is
Scott's alter ego, it would
make sense in his case
Haiku # 13946 September 19, 2001 3:09 am ET
by k_against_scott_and_moxie
Scott, is your "big" pen
a small compensation for
a lack of something?
Haiku # 13945 September 19, 2001 3:07 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Freud would say...
seek solace in art
seek and ye shall find beauty
smell a fresh mown lawn
Haiku # 13944 September 19, 2001 2:48 am ET
by mellie
hey, my poison pen
is gushing ink once again!
(freakishly big pen)
Haiku # 13943 September 19, 2001 2:47 am ET
by scott_issuing_preemptive_strike_against_freudians
quite predictable
except being lumped with mox -
terrorist tactics
Haiku # 13942 September 19, 2001 2:40 am ET
by scott (k being "nice to a nice guy" is one of the signs of the apocalpyse, i think)
Whoa there haiku boy!
You got issues with being
a nice guy? Too bad!

You and moxie are
like yin and yang and I am
the one who enjoys.
Haiku # 13941 September 19, 2001 2:28 am ET
by k_against_scott_and_moxie of k wondering if scott has a hard time taking a compliment
who are you against?
without that you are just K,
absolute zero
Haiku # 13940 September 19, 2001 2:11 am ET
by scott_against_k_for_variety
Scott's sonnet was good
lets see Moxie contribute
something as worthy
Haiku # 13939 September 19, 2001 1:57 am ET
by k of (trying to be nice to a "nice" guy)
The music of his
own vain tongue doth ravish like
enchanting harmony
Haiku # 13938 September 19, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Shakespeare disliked moxie too...
"I should do something with my life that
Haiku # 13937 September 19, 2001 1:16 am ET
by scott
Why do you exist?
Your presence lacks all substance
Wasting oxygen
Haiku # 13936 September 19, 2001 1:13 am ET
by moxies anti-moxie auntie
someone said something about nothing
because no one cares
i prefer to wear white panties
Haiku # 13935 September 19, 2001 1:10 am ET
by moxie
I suppose I AM
a Dr. Suess character
I remember mom

reading to me the
limp dick in the hat stories
she would laugh and laugh
Haiku # 13934 September 19, 2001 1:05 am ET
by moxie
Scott delivers his
preemptive strike but you know
I see I was wrong.

Plus, Scott is too nice
to really flame. He just tries
to do the right thing.
Haiku # 13933 September 18, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by k_against_Scott of (calling Scott "too nice to flame" is probaly the worse flame I could deliver to him, I'll bet)
So mox still has not
figured out how to count in
his haikus. Surprise!
Haiku # 13932 September 18, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables of if it's even the Real Mox or whatever is going on like I really care as it may be a ploy just to draw more attention to himself.