Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

in a time when we
mated like animals, once
per child, three night rowe!
Haiku # 13972, September 19, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Ulga Lise of continued 16969
Mox obfuscator
burying bush crimes in
bushy bullshit
---everyday!
Haiku # 13971, September 19, 2001 10:48 am ET
by boo
If rune=kind word...
but fundamentalist paranoia=
fear of others

the inner jihad must be
won, only then scorpio can
break out of his cocoon
Haiku # 13970, September 19, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Mox
do my runes affect
you? away from the eyes of
others, what we have.
Haiku # 13969, September 19, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Ulga Lise
if you remember
your spirit will reward you.
no less little me.
Haiku # 13968, September 19, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Ulga Lise
Well, I'm not terribly
creative so, the next step
Resistance to critique?

Learn from critique
start building some houses
and stop throwing bricks
Haiku # 13967, September 19, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
when the humanity is lost
in the distant time and replaced with
conditioning and habit it is time
for the clones
Haiku # 13966, September 19, 2001 10:06 am ET
by Moxie
Social security and
social insecurity
death by conformity
Haiku # 13965, September 19, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Mox
Let's see, I come along
more mature, wiser, meet the real Ash
someday, save his life
do something good, who knows?
I'm sure you've been there before
yourself.
Haiku # 13964, September 19, 2001 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
Who is k? Circle?
Mart? Is she ok? Is she she?
It's hard to tell who
or what is behind each name...
Haiku # 13963, September 19, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Moxie
Farmer people worried about
germ warfare...something about
if it happens, what can you do?

Keep living (and if you can Mox #2,
stop dissing Scott)
Haiku # 13962, September 19, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Mox
Well, consensus is
tighter than any news, and the
public is a willing executioner.

No one can pinpoint who
has what blood on who's hands
then again

when a group does a good act
they all pitch in, they all take credit
Haiku # 13961, September 19, 2001 9:39 am ET
by Moxie
people in purdah
cowboys planning more murder
smells like a turd, huh ?
Haiku # 13960, September 19, 2001 8:50 am ET
by ash
when the world grows up
there'll be no need to smack it
if we're all still here
Haiku # 13959, September 19, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ash
Watching Disney, two
days no sleep, worried about
germ warfare and me
Haiku # 13958, September 19, 2001 8:14 am ET
by k_avec_zero
Scott, of course your strike
was obvious but you want
the heat from the flames
Haiku # 13957, September 19, 2001 7:49 am ET
by k_against_scott
Mellie, is "oo oo"
really a good way to say
what you really feel?
Haiku # 13956, September 19, 2001 7:47 am ET
by k_against_mellie of Boredom central, watching the electronic paint dry and the stock market tank
Oddly enough, she
never returned to haiku
us with more banal....(crap)

Haiku # 13955, September 19, 2001 7:45 am ET
by k_against_darla
I really miss our
brief but most entertaining
visitor, Darla.
Haiku # 13954, September 19, 2001 7:43 am ET
by k_against_darla of armful of love
Scott is too nice, Mox
is a stupid little pox
back to the haiku.
Haiku # 13953, September 19, 2001 7:41 am ET
by k_against_everyone of seriously, mox is wasting too much of my time, fuch that guy
I love myself, Hell
I close my eyes like Blondie
I touch myself, Yes

I forget myself
I think about you oo oo
I honestly do
Haiku # 13952, September 19, 2001 7:22 am ET
by mellie
something is amiss
who writes who and who writes what
cheap entertainment
Haiku # 13951, September 19, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ap
haiku therapy
cheaper than professionals
typed enemata
Haiku # 13950, September 19, 2001 4:50 am ET
by ash
we care oh! so much
do something for all of us
take your life away


Haiku # 13949, September 19, 2001 4:48 am ET
by ash of "I should do something with my life that
maybe pope john paul
is osama bin laden
and maybe i'm mox
Haiku # 13948, September 19, 2001 3:59 am ET
by scott
my preemptive strike
invited retribution
what's the lesson here?
Haiku # 13947, September 19, 2001 3:33 am ET
by scott (of course, it missed entirely...)
Perhaps Moxie is
Scott's alter ego, it would
make sense in his case
Haiku # 13946, September 19, 2001 3:09 am ET
by k_against_scott_and_moxie
Scott, is your "big" pen
a small compensation for
a lack of something?
Haiku # 13945, September 19, 2001 3:07 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Freud would say...
seek solace in art
seek and ye shall find beauty
smell a fresh mown lawn
Haiku # 13944, September 19, 2001 2:48 am ET
by mellie
hey, my poison pen
is gushing ink once again!
(freakishly big pen)
Haiku # 13943, September 19, 2001 2:47 am ET
by scott_issuing_preemptive_strike_against_freudians
quite predictable
except being lumped with mox -
terrorist tactics
Haiku # 13942, September 19, 2001 2:40 am ET
by scott (k being "nice to a nice guy" is one of the signs of the apocalpyse, i think)
Whoa there haiku boy!
You got issues with being
a nice guy? Too bad!

You and moxie are
like yin and yang and I am
the one who enjoys.
Haiku # 13941, September 19, 2001 2:28 am ET
by k_against_scott_and_moxie of k wondering if scott has a hard time taking a compliment
who are you against?
without that you are just K,
absolute zero
Haiku # 13940, September 19, 2001 2:11 am ET
by scott_against_k_for_variety
Scott's sonnet was good
lets see Moxie contribute
something as worthy
Haiku # 13939, September 19, 2001 1:57 am ET
by k of (trying to be nice to a "nice" guy)
The music of his
own vain tongue doth ravish like
enchanting harmony
Haiku # 13938, September 19, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Shakespeare disliked moxie too...
"I should do something with my life that
Haiku # 13937, September 19, 2001 1:16 am ET
by scott
Why do you exist?
Your presence lacks all substance
Wasting oxygen
Haiku # 13936, September 19, 2001 1:13 am ET
by moxies anti-moxie auntie
someone said something about nothing
because no one cares
i prefer to wear white panties
Haiku # 13935, September 19, 2001 1:10 am ET
by moxie
I suppose I AM
a Dr. Suess character
I remember mom

reading to me the
limp dick in the hat stories
she would laugh and laugh
Haiku # 13934, September 19, 2001 1:05 am ET
by moxie
Scott delivers his
preemptive strike but you know
I see I was wrong.

Plus, Scott is too nice
to really flame. He just tries
to do the right thing.
Haiku # 13933, September 18, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by k_against_Scott of (calling Scott "too nice to flame" is probaly the worse flame I could deliver to him, I'll bet)
So mox still has not
figured out how to count in
his haikus. Surprise!
Haiku # 13932, September 18, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables of if it's even the Real Mox or whatever is going on like I really care as it may be a ploy just to draw more attention to himself.
Moxie is sortof
trying again before he
goes into schiz-land
Haiku # 13931, September 18, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by k_against_terror
wow san fran? Thanks...

Never been there, but
it's a nice place as far as I know
and hell, Kerouac would whack me...
Haiku # 13930, September 18, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Moxie
If you told me I should kill myself
then, should I follow suit? Or should I
drive into a cliff wall, or...hell no.

I should do something with my life that
means something to the people who care.
Haiku # 13929, September 18, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by Moxie
It's a life, sadly
boys and girls, the mockery is
a little, true to form

And, quite Catholic I might add
Haiku # 13928, September 18, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Moxie of if you were me...
Ok, so what are all
of you really like behind this
facade of a webby?
Haiku # 13927, September 18, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Moxie
I feel like a Dr. Suess Character...

Charter a flight for
the Grinch in the back seat of
an F-16 xmas
raid
Haiku # 13926, September 18, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Yes, you're right, I choose.
And all the disses in all
the world, mean nothing
Haiku # 13925, September 18, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by The Real Moxie
i am supposing
syllables are important
we are obsessive

http://www.wordwizard.com/index.htm
check the "latest news"
Haiku # 13924, September 18, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
i can't feel guilty
moxie chooses to post here
there are other sites

(most of them non-haiku sites, i might add)
Haiku # 13923, September 18, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by scott
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