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Bad Haiku
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29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

RONINS PACK

........BB

(our very own)




you are welcom jewel for you are your
fathers daughter.

booze galore.
Haiku # 14106 September 20, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ronin@lookinforward

YOU ME

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 d3
4. c3 h3
__

ur move colonel
Haiku # 14105 September 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@theBEAST

.......ash the cranky queer
.....believing yourself to be
......that which you are not

(is it acute schizophrenia then)
Haiku # 14104 September 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ronin@thequalityshrink

.........Master, the war's set
much more of the pack shall come
...........to cripple this site
Haiku # 14103 September 20, 2001 10:07 am ET
by lone wolf

......i warned you fool k
but deep in your bitter heart
......you refused to heed

...(prepare yourself moron)
Haiku # 14102 September 20, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin@to_ _ _ k

........conceding so soon
where is your teeth yet baboon
....with tongue just as sharp

....(you sound so much like
.................TRash)
Haiku # 14101 September 20, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@showmeyourmettleapbeforeidevouryou
my sparkle seems to some as hateful gash, lo!
being spalshed with cold water
awash in the shore calling my indiana!
Haiku # 14100 September 20, 2001 9:22 am ET
by jewel1
I suppose you are
A sparkle of a brilliant jewel
Glowing in the dark
Haiku # 14099 September 20, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
what is bad haiku
if it isnt bad haiku
then its not haiku
Haiku # 14098 September 20, 2001 9:03 am ET
by phoenix
transmeditating
among the banging cymbals
being still, calm and cool
Haiku # 14097 September 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by jewel1
alas, too many glare aghast bewildered
at this creature who is
daring to enter the den of barbarians!
Haiku # 14096 September 20, 2001 8:15 am ET
by jewel1
the course is quite hard
for insults on the newbies
harder still amidst biles!
Haiku # 14095 September 20, 2001 8:10 am ET
by jewel1
jewel being new
dares tresspass the rules, yes
to see for myself
limitations of the dumb
Haiku # 14094 September 20, 2001 8:06 am ET
by jewel1
your irritation
promethean in largesse
promotes no goodwill

psychotic rantings
requiring medication
you're not up to scratch

behind the facade
where a person ought to be
so much empty space
Haiku # 14093 September 20, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
parasite you are
unwelcome self indulgence
you suck way too much
Haiku # 14092 September 20, 2001 7:46 am ET
by ash
So the Mox nuber
2 is really Jewel, and
Jewel is Moxie?

It makes sense, styles
are the same, disrespect for
the haiku present!
Haiku # 14091 September 20, 2001 7:21 am ET
by k_against_having_a_life_becuase_i_haveMoxie/Jewel of who really cares anymore, jewel is another nightmare, just like the terrorists, we'll never get rid of these cockroaches
So Jewel, I guess that
you being so "new" and all
dont get the "haiku"
Haiku # 14090 September 20, 2001 7:18 am ET
by k_against_jewel
yet who is to say when night is night
or day is day, if not an idea solely dictated
by scholars who set limits to control what is
too magnifiscent to be assimilated in a
limited mind? Who's got the bomb then?
Haiku # 14089 September 20, 2001 6:57 am ET
by jewel1
ill tempered children
alaskan pop singer dross
snaggle tooth annoys
Haiku # 14088 September 20, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ap
ronin, my friend ronin, night has befallen
the zergs are up and about....
the bomb has been set, who's got the diffuse kit?
Haiku # 14087 September 20, 2001 6:50 am ET
by kkk of de_dust
magnanimity in victory? :)
Haiku # 14086 September 20, 2001 6:49 am ET
by jewel1
...ap's unperturbed
with profound humility
.let us spare the guy
Haiku # 14085 September 20, 2001 6:47 am ET
by ronin@tomypack
hey! you guys on with the booze this sunday?
Haiku # 14084 September 20, 2001 6:47 am ET
by jewel1
indiana, im offering you my red stones called rubies
in symbolic heed to your cerebral supremacy...
welcome, friend!!
Haiku # 14083 September 20, 2001 6:40 am ET
by jewel1
dizzy in the dazzling beginning
i fly in the blinding skies
neither here nor there yet going on
going somewhere where lesser mortals
dare not trod their holy feet
Haiku # 14082 September 20, 2001 6:36 am ET
by jewel1
hohumm... the brain is supposed to be
between the ears, not between the legs...
enough of the F word!! common, write!!
Haiku # 14081 September 20, 2001 6:26 am ET
by jewel1
can't you even distinguish between "moxie" and "jewel"? Oh, my, my, what disgusting brilliance!
I must bow in shame... to utter shameless words
to replace his brain, or a sad mockery of a brain,
perhaps?
Haiku # 14080 September 20, 2001 6:25 am ET
by jewel1
she can write poems
already knew she sang songs
she deserves mounting
Haiku # 14079 September 20, 2001 6:10 am ET
by mellie
You know Janice did
erect a semi cool site
why dont you fuck off?
Haiku # 14077 September 20, 2001 5:23 am ET
by k_against_those_who_cant_fucking_count
grievous injury
i am intimidated
yes, even freightened

go easy on me
with your monster intellect
lest you destroy me

Haiku # 14076 September 20, 2001 5:18 am ET
by ap
You know, your little
personal bulletin board
should go elsewhere. Go!

(Fuck off in other words or write haiku)
Haiku # 14075 September 20, 2001 5:17 am ET
by k_against_those_who_cant_fucking_count of to all of you who have discovered badhaiku as your personal corkboard
i was on the road
when your frantic call came
that you were under siege
i thought you were on counterstrike
its a string to my surprise, c3 is my reply!
your move soldier
Haiku # 14074 September 20, 2001 4:22 am ET
by indiana
wouldn't you say, lonewolf, that ap is ahhhmm.... sexually deprived?
Haiku # 14073 September 20, 2001 4:18 am ET
by jewel1

....his manners reflect
the rottings of his innards
..and decomposed mind
Haiku # 14072 September 20, 2001 4:16 am ET
by lone wolf
oh is that all you can say now? the F word??
now, now, where are the gray matters? Uhooo!!
Haiku # 14071 September 20, 2001 4:05 am ET
by jewel1
do you always say what was not meant to be?
oh awash with your clumsy mouth
and dimwitted shell!!
Haiku # 14070 September 20, 2001 4:03 am ET
by jewel1

we fucked you - you are fucked
you fucked us - you are still fucked
you dont fuck - you are one dumb fuck
Haiku # 14069 September 20, 2001 4:01 am ET
by ap@my apologies
;p ;p ;p ;p
Haiku # 14068 September 20, 2001 3:59 am ET
by jewel1

...pardon me my sire
no it wasn't meant to be
.we're the hateful ones
Haiku # 14067 September 20, 2001 3:59 am ET
by ap


llllllll/
d - - b
O /

BURN!
Haiku # 14066 September 20, 2001 3:56 am ET
by lone wolf
how dare you utter such inanity!!
hateful one! beware and begone!!
Haiku # 14065 September 20, 2001 3:54 am ET
by jewel1
a worm, you say? You know what a real worm is?
Its people like you who throw havoc on peace!
My fire is a gentle fire that purifies... not
like a pile of hate dreary with desolation!
Haiku # 14064 September 20, 2001 3:53 am ET
by phoenix

....an audacious worm
thinking himself my equal
.....in birth and stature
Haiku # 14063 September 20, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@thehighstorm

B U L L E T I N B O A R D



party at your clubhouse this
Sun. free booze.
Haiku # 14062 September 20, 2001 3:40 am ET
by ronin@togammagrandv
who is it who invokes your name dear friend?
whisper the name and i'll send stones of fire
to ravish and burn...burn...
to cover them with my fire!!
Haiku # 14061 September 20, 2001 3:39 am ET
by jewel1

........what is it you ape
how dare you invoke my name
......the fool that you are
Haiku # 14060 September 20, 2001 3:37 am ET
by ronin@flamingap
terrible, terrible...my dysfunctioned fingers
hitting on the wrong keys!!
Haiku # 14059 September 20, 2001 3:36 am ET
by phoenix
'tis a fire that purifies, a tickling pain to a pollio (ed) leg... like to gold, through fire it passes,
then it reveals its wondroud secrets within
like phoenix, rising from the ashes ablaze with power
Haiku # 14058 September 20, 2001 3:34 am ET
by phoenix

burn, ravage and strike
make apocalypse a joke
.....a silly priest's bull
Haiku # 14057 September 20, 2001 3:30 am ET
by ronin
i am your firebird here breathe fire to the coldness
that has visited and stayed here for so long
warm at last, filled with energy, passion and fury
honor!!
Haiku # 14056 September 20, 2001 3:29 am ET
by phoenix