Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Ash is a stoic witness to my carcass burned
drunken to a stupor, he drools
Edgar Allan Poe's hair stands on its end, shocked
Haiku # 14147 September 20, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by phoenix
leaves blowing into a
sentence; !-----> Please hammer a nail
into moxies head..
Haiku # 14146 September 20, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty morning breaks
neighbours panties on her line,
they sure aren
Haiku # 14145 September 20, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
the crisp falling leaves
ease not the pain of moxie,
blanket him in snow
`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`
Haiku # 14144 September 20, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strangely odd insect
an unfamiliar species
i mark its passing
Haiku # 14143 September 20, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ap
rage in the blue sky
terrible days for cowards
but for R hatred

hatred breeds in him
haiku for this page or be
damned, no bulletin

for R, terrible
days ahead of loneliness
but indy feels good
Haiku # 14142 September 20, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by indiana
plath would stick her head
in a microwave oven
if alive today
Haiku # 14141 September 20, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by scott (wish it were original...but concerning the confessional poets)
she didn't mind the
act itself, liked it, or so
she told me she felt

she didn
Haiku # 14140 September 20, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure takes a hit
in stunned disbelief, we ask:
can haiku survive?
Haiku # 14139 September 20, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by scott (if the onion were in an all-haiku format, they might print:)
had a girlfriend who,
would blow me and then spit it
onto me....glaring!!!!
Haiku # 14138 September 20, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure? discipline?
all collapsed, only the chaos..
crazy moxie blues!!!

Haiku # 14137 September 20, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by me too but then I think--just one more
i'm satyrical
the smell of mel's fresh mowed lawn
thrills my inner goat
Haiku # 14136 September 20, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by scott
i put in my time
fighting the moxie menace
i earned my medal
Haiku # 14135 September 20, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by scott (never sober)
I am ashamed to
continue my moxie war
you sound too sober

lee. look back to when
moxie was signing his own
name to see our side
Haiku # 14134 September 20, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by just me nobody who moxie knows or thinks it is
life is poetry
sometimes it's a love sonnet
sometimes bad haiku
Haiku # 14133 September 20, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by scott (waxing philosophical and his skis)
Bad behavior is
not exactly haiku but
it is what it is
Haiku # 14132 September 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Lee
Well, you drink Moxie
It's very bittersweet and
takes time to enjoy.
Haiku # 14131 September 20, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Lee
I live dead end but
it's still cheap living so
rural life is slow...
Haiku # 14130 September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Lee
yes!! moxie deserves
a good thumping...break his bones
and then jump on him
Haiku # 14129 September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by grimms fairy haiku
Moxie is the name
of a soda now owned by
Coke in Atlanta.
Haiku # 14128 September 20, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Lee
We quarrel at times
Over taste, diction, direction.
Then again, such is style.
Haiku # 14127 September 20, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Lee of here
his psyche gaps open
i cannot face his challenge
if HE is human
Haiku # 14126 September 20, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by I must be something else
how many shards of
moxies schizoid mind must we
endure? clout the lout.

Haiku # 14125 September 20, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by I must be something else
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14124 September 20, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by scott
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14123 September 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by scott
people here don't count
-_-"-_- -"-- -_"_- -_"_- for much
-_-"-_- just -_"_- -_"_-!
Haiku # 14122 September 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'll fuck you so hard
your grandkids will come out bruised
smelling of penis
Haiku # 14121 September 20, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this soap opera
is so unoriginal...
not the evil twin!
Haiku # 14120 September 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by scott (be sure to enunciate if you count)
Haiku # 14119 September 20, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sarcasm unnoticed,
the whining for attention
simply disappoints
Haiku # 14118 September 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ap

.....real cute, baby
.you edited my haiku
so, like you have time
Haiku # 14117 September 20, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin@heywhomessedupwithmygamemoves

.......you're jealous mellie
......believing that i left you
..i would always care (for you)

(you'll always be my paramour)
Haiku # 14116 September 20, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ronin@rosesforyou

........so magnanimous
you don't put up a good fight
........why is it so dude
Haiku # 14115 September 20, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ronin@AP"youdontfit"astheysay
go take a dump
do it in private
leave not trace of it here
we all walk in it and
it stinks to high heaven
Haiku # 14114 September 20, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
time to flush the lavatory
oops it seems to be blocked up with
the most vile shit and vomit
by people who have no respect for others
feelings minds cultures spirits
it makes me puke
Haiku # 14113 September 20, 2001 11:34 am ET
by mellie

.....no difuse kit boy
let us do it cowboy-style
...at the map "assault"
Haiku # 14112 September 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ronin@to_kkk

...the vapid crass k
..in epileptic frenzy
tries to hit the moon
Haiku # 14111 September 20, 2001 11:25 am ET
by ronin@aflamed
WarNing!

if you saw pilot
terrorist in Baltimore
call f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them,
to blow you away.
Haiku # 14110 September 20, 2001 11:06 am ET
by rez-erection worth repeating
Mellowed

when I was younger
diagnosed acute schitzo;
old and ugly, now...
Haiku # 14109 September 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.....ash the cranky queer
....believing yourself to be
....that which you are not

(it is acute schizoprenia then)
Haiku # 14108 September 20, 2001 10:21 am ET
by ronin@yomisslistentothis

........ah k the fogturd
your haiku is just as blurred
...suck your whey and curd
Haiku # 14107 September 20, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@dobattlewithme

RONINS PACK

........BB

(our very own)




you are welcom jewel for you are your
fathers daughter.

booze galore.
Haiku # 14106 September 20, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ronin@lookinforward

YOU ME

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 d3
4. c3 h3
__

ur move colonel
Haiku # 14105 September 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@theBEAST

.......ash the cranky queer
.....believing yourself to be
......that which you are not

(is it acute schizophrenia then)
Haiku # 14104 September 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ronin@thequalityshrink

.........Master, the war's set
much more of the pack shall come
...........to cripple this site
Haiku # 14103 September 20, 2001 10:07 am ET
by lone wolf

......i warned you fool k
but deep in your bitter heart
......you refused to heed

...(prepare yourself moron)
Haiku # 14102 September 20, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin@to_ _ _ k

........conceding so soon
where is your teeth yet baboon
....with tongue just as sharp

....(you sound so much like
.................TRash)
Haiku # 14101 September 20, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@showmeyourmettleapbeforeidevouryou
my sparkle seems to some as hateful gash, lo!
being spalshed with cold water
awash in the shore calling my indiana!
Haiku # 14100 September 20, 2001 9:22 am ET
by jewel1
I suppose you are
A sparkle of a brilliant jewel
Glowing in the dark
Haiku # 14099 September 20, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
what is bad haiku
if it isnt bad haiku
then its not haiku
Haiku # 14098 September 20, 2001 9:03 am ET
by phoenix