Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Jewel lays no claim
to poetry as one claims
then pollute it with shame
Haiku # 14209, September 21, 2001 12:38 am ET
by jewel1
Jewel it is, I
yielding is yours, crocodile
I shine, you drool, dog
Haiku # 14208, September 21, 2001 12:34 am ET
by jewel1
wars and divisions
proponents of man against humanity here

the roots pushed deep and long ago
where men were once creatures of wisdom

now they lay wated
in mock intellect
Haiku # 14207, September 21, 2001 12:32 am ET
by jewel1
Intellect
boxed unto tight space
tragedy

ku matagari
carresses anf flirts at my being
liberty

what worth have you slime
to try to catch jewel's eyes
you are nothing, YES!
Haiku # 14206, September 21, 2001 12:30 am ET
by jewel1
Ash sat on the throne
While bombs dropped on Afghan grounds
Stinks like hell, galore
Haiku # 14205, September 21, 2001 12:09 am ET
by indiana
Armful of love? There
we go again, Mr. Nice
Guy, get a damn life!

Haiku # 14204, September 20, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by k_against_darlascott_freak_mutants of (I'll bet he's the type to go out and rent "Towering Inferno" at the video store hoping it'll be a great conversational opener w
-------O
-----O
coyOte
Haiku # 14203, September 20, 2001 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
O
O
coyOte
Haiku # 14202, September 20, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by mm
the very fat lady
bends over the tomatoes
a very full moon
Haiku # 14201, September 20, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Pizzarelli
moxies girlie soul
is confusion set in lead
'jewel' for all to see
Haiku # 14200, September 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
jewel of mud you
slop my shinny boot-like poems
with darkness and slime
Haiku # 14199, September 20, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh what desolation
I must face in the midst of
slimmy, hissing snakes

when mere light is sought
to brighten a looming day
Jewel floats ammused

yet insideher heart
is a desire to love all
excluding no one
Haiku # 14198, September 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by jewel1
i do not presume
to know you, yet i merely
proceed reading well
Haiku # 14197, September 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by jewel1
i submit to form
other that what's presumed
im for real haiku!
Haiku # 14196, September 20, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by jewl1
you presume you stick
to form and condemn
others for judging?
Haiku # 14195, September 20, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by jewel1
presume to know me
and you presume way too much
we are all in flux
Haiku # 14194, September 20, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ash
the judgement is yours
i just write what i want to
adherent to form
Haiku # 14193, September 20, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by ash
you deem your proud self
a player and judge in one?
pray tell, can this be?
Haiku # 14192, September 20, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by jewel1
i reiterate
yours is a cup filled
no more growth present!
Haiku # 14191, September 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1
my, such anger burn
i shudder in fright and pain
unworthy bile, burn!
Haiku # 14190, September 20, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by jewel1
i don't exclude you
inclusion requires haiku
which some don't submit

call yourself a jewel
doesn't mean that you sparkle
bad zirconia
Haiku # 14189, September 20, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash
yours is a cup filled
while mine remains half filled up
sign of growth present!
Haiku # 14188, September 20, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
assuming wisdom
where there lies such emptiness
marks of bigotry
Haiku # 14187, September 20, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Snow
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---more snow
&=/////--//===/ <---moxie
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Icy snow
Haiku # 14186, September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gee, ash... i dont know
what right you have to exclude
cool people like us!
Haiku # 14185, September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by jewel1
it's not bad haiku
rambling long contributions
are bad non-haiku
Haiku # 14184, September 20, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ash - perhaps start a new site?
life is wonderful
the mother cradles her babe
far off, thousands weep
Haiku # 14183, September 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by scott_n_darla (genetically engineered haiku)
thanks to computers
i've seen porno where girls puke
it was alarming
Haiku # 14182, September 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku # 14181, September 20, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14180, September 20, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can't rid the world
of evil as bush suggests...
bad haiku is proof
Haiku # 14179, September 20, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by scott
I sip the fresh juice
of the welcoming morning
I smile, life is good!
Haiku # 14178, September 20, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by jewel1
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Haiku # 14177, September 20, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm still single and de-
spite the stroke me jokes along
needs a partner surely
Haiku # 14176, September 20, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14175, September 20, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hope you get to be
a phoenix like me, gentle
yet filled with fireballs!
Haiku # 14174, September 20, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by phoenix
Haiku # 14173, September 20, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, I hope to rise
from my own ashes, no offense, ash
less of an ass
Haiku # 14172, September 20, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Lee
and don't spread lies, dudes!
in the guise of purity, bah!
give freshness a chance!
Haiku # 14171, September 20, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by phoenix
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14170, September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14169, September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
Well, if you're mad
at someone then, you'd rather
remain mad, really
Haiku # 14168, September 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lee
comicat gets slack
for being entertaining
you have no excuse
Haiku # 14167, September 20, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by scott
If I had a life
to get, then,aparently
I need a mohawk
Haiku # 14166, September 20, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Lee
tell me, can't there be
haiku, if say, it isn't
5-7-5 huh?

damn the digits, fool!
read on, and read on real good
delve into haikus, real deep!
Haiku # 14165, September 20, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by phoenix
I'm sorry, my wit
just went for a stroll and now
he's in quite a nit
Haiku # 14164, September 20, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Lee
so lee is moxie?
oh my god, i think i care..
time to get a life
Haiku # 14163, September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by scott
someone wanted my
hair purple, and all this in a
chat!
Haiku # 14162, September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by Lee
by the time I get
to phoenix, he is counting
...all we've ever asked
Haiku # 14161, September 20, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by scott (well, that and a little wit might be nice)
your haiku is bad
A product of burnout, charred!
It is you who kill!
Haiku # 14160, September 20, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by phoenix
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