Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

presume to know me
and you presume way too much
we are all in flux
Haiku # 14194, September 20, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ash
the judgement is yours
i just write what i want to
adherent to form
Haiku # 14193, September 20, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by ash
you deem your proud self
a player and judge in one?
pray tell, can this be?
Haiku # 14192, September 20, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by jewel1
i reiterate
yours is a cup filled
no more growth present!
Haiku # 14191, September 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1
my, such anger burn
i shudder in fright and pain
unworthy bile, burn!
Haiku # 14190, September 20, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by jewel1
i don't exclude you
inclusion requires haiku
which some don't submit

call yourself a jewel
doesn't mean that you sparkle
bad zirconia
Haiku # 14189, September 20, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash
yours is a cup filled
while mine remains half filled up
sign of growth present!
Haiku # 14188, September 20, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
assuming wisdom
where there lies such emptiness
marks of bigotry
Haiku # 14187, September 20, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Snow
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---more snow
&=/////--//===/ <---moxie
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Icy snow
Haiku # 14186, September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gee, ash... i dont know
what right you have to exclude
cool people like us!
Haiku # 14185, September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by jewel1
it's not bad haiku
rambling long contributions
are bad non-haiku
Haiku # 14184, September 20, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ash - perhaps start a new site?
life is wonderful
the mother cradles her babe
far off, thousands weep
Haiku # 14183, September 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by scott_n_darla (genetically engineered haiku)
thanks to computers
i've seen porno where girls puke
it was alarming
Haiku # 14182, September 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku # 14181, September 20, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14180, September 20, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can't rid the world
of evil as bush suggests...
bad haiku is proof
Haiku # 14179, September 20, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by scott
I sip the fresh juice
of the welcoming morning
I smile, life is good!
Haiku # 14178, September 20, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by jewel1
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Haiku # 14177, September 20, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm still single and de-
spite the stroke me jokes along
needs a partner surely
Haiku # 14176, September 20, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14175, September 20, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hope you get to be
a phoenix like me, gentle
yet filled with fireballs!
Haiku # 14174, September 20, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by phoenix
Haiku # 14173, September 20, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, I hope to rise
from my own ashes, no offense, ash
less of an ass
Haiku # 14172, September 20, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Lee
and don't spread lies, dudes!
in the guise of purity, bah!
give freshness a chance!
Haiku # 14171, September 20, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by phoenix
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14170, September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14169, September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
Well, if you're mad
at someone then, you'd rather
remain mad, really
Haiku # 14168, September 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lee
comicat gets slack
for being entertaining
you have no excuse
Haiku # 14167, September 20, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by scott
If I had a life
to get, then,aparently
I need a mohawk
Haiku # 14166, September 20, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Lee
tell me, can't there be
haiku, if say, it isn't
5-7-5 huh?

damn the digits, fool!
read on, and read on real good
delve into haikus, real deep!
Haiku # 14165, September 20, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by phoenix
I'm sorry, my wit
just went for a stroll and now
he's in quite a nit
Haiku # 14164, September 20, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Lee
so lee is moxie?
oh my god, i think i care..
time to get a life
Haiku # 14163, September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by scott
someone wanted my
hair purple, and all this in a
chat!
Haiku # 14162, September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by Lee
by the time I get
to phoenix, he is counting
...all we've ever asked
Haiku # 14161, September 20, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by scott (well, that and a little wit might be nice)
your haiku is bad
A product of burnout, charred!
It is you who kill!
Haiku # 14160, September 20, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by phoenix
do you know me well
enough to hate me so much?
or do you just hate?
Haiku # 14159, September 20, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by phoenix
pray, illuminate me
thy grand champion of dimwits
what is it you ask?
Haiku # 14158, September 20, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by phoenix
moxie is on the
track of the 'killing haiku'
he makes me feel sick
Haiku # 14157, September 20, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
phoenix or moxie:
this is the digital age
use your damn digits
Haiku # 14156, September 20, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by scott - I'm taking off the parenthesis!
Ronin, your name speaks
of some brute of guy dressed in
kilt. What's underneath?

(hint: my guess is not going to include a pair of...well anyway.)
Haiku # 14155, September 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by k_against_Ronin of The Circle K
Weep and grieve, alas!
hear their maniacal laughter
borne of ignorance!
Haiku # 14154, September 20, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by phoenix
that moxie is not jewel
phoenix, not moxie
bewildered moxie, weep!
Haiku # 14153, September 20, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by phoenix
Dear Moxie, pilloried by crass pretenders
thoughtlessly assuming You
to be me! Oh what shame, had they but known
Haiku # 14152, September 20, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by phoenix
and the skylight dims,
and the rain begins, the wind
may sing us some hyms
Haiku # 14151, September 20, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by now THATS!!! bad
I wish I had time
to explain this chaos thing
It's all Erisian blues
Haiku # 14150, September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lee of (who is the original "Moxie")
Yet limited in scope and style, one wonders
All dimming smoke with no fire!
Ignorant bravados! Empty threats! I sigh
Haiku # 14149, September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by phoenix
At his genius being torn to smithereens
At many a mindless blokes
Who place themselves above the rest, superior
Haiku # 14148, September 20, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by phoenix
Ash is a stoic witness to my carcass burned
drunken to a stupor, he drools
Edgar Allan Poe's hair stands on its end, shocked
Haiku # 14147, September 20, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by phoenix
leaves blowing into a
sentence; !-----> Please hammer a nail
into moxies head..
Haiku # 14146, September 20, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty morning breaks
neighbours panties on her line,
they sure aren
Haiku # 14145, September 20, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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