i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me
numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture
by jewel1
chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey
by scott the satyrical (it's from oklahoma, which doesn't make me gay except where ash is concerned)
an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too
by jewel1
within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus
by scott the satyrical (an equilateral triangle of love...)
swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down
by jewel1
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese
by ash (archive, sep 11, 2000 oooh! spooky!)
as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan
by jewel1
wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash
by scott the satyrical (can't help myself...)
when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram
by scott the satyrical (rammish boy...i spell r)
on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us
by ash
grass, coffee, smoke booze
appease my heart so i think
still i look for him
by jewel1
free cup of coffee
for every hour of surfing
black, sugar or cream?
by Anonymous Poet
my fetid goat stink
is an aphrodisiac
as is my feta
by scott the satyrical (goes great with grass)
weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden
by jewel1
get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls
make him take a bath mellie
by Anonymous Poet
stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie
by scott the satyr
the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes
by jewel1
dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls
by scott the satyrical
Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools
by jewel1
Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same
by jewel1
boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!
by phoenix
bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!
by Anonymous Poet
terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking
by phoenix
solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind
by phoenix
jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?
by Anonymous Poet
summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat
by phoenix
my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence
by scott the satyrical
I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT
by Dr. Claw
soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think
not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush
by mellie
a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath
by mellie
cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices
by mellie
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy
by mellie
interestingly
jewel seems to shine brightly
amidst all of these
by Anonymous Poet
my greetings to scott
your success in confusing
personal and play
finally knowing
your way of welcoming me
a query persists
by jewel1
reiterating
that i lay no claim to realms
solely owned by scott
by jewel1
wondering trully
if scott monopolizes
haikusgood or bad
by jewel1
sa ka bu ki ran
wa lang pa pel, da hon lang
pang pu nas ng ebs
(get it?)
by antok
you're not innocent
you were vicious against ash
for citing the rules
by scott (ok, i'm done here...don't take any of this too personally jewel, it's "only a play" as ronin would say)
there's a context here:
people posting laundry lists
scrawling on this board
by scott
I don't deserve hate
no one deserves that, not you
and your aim is, what?
by jewel1
jewel, i won't be mean
if you write some bad haiku
that's what the site's for
by scott
not that it matters
boku no haiku sensei
Wright-san deshita, ne
(so don't tell me I don't know haiku)
by scott (he'd probably be appalled by my poor efforts...but yes, the former translator to Emperor Hirohito)
and so if you are
with ash's group would you be
always mean to me?
by jewel1
but then again, not
this valley of hate, this site
getting mashed is new
by jewel1
i don't have hatred
for you, but i do enjoy
a good bad haiku
by scott
so, its my name scott?
that has gotten you mean guy?
if you knew me well
then i wouldn't mind
being judged by you that
I Jewel is bad
by jewel1
problem with you scott
is laying claim to know haikus
or non, bad haikus
without reading rules
of haikus before you fire
your odd balls of fire
by jewel1
and it's annoying
how you call yourself by name
it's just so precious
by scott (now i am being mean, i'll admit it...but let's not call it "ire")
