Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone
Haiku # 14288, September 21, 2001 4:49 am ET
by jewel1
this is a new site
mel, moxie, i don't know them
now, pleasure in pain
Haiku # 14287, September 21, 2001 4:48 am ET
by jewel1
pain can be pleasure
let me show you what i mean
since mel is absent
Haiku # 14286, September 21, 2001 4:41 am ET
by scott the satyrical
i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me

numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture
Haiku # 14285, September 21, 2001 4:36 am ET
by jewel1
chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey
Haiku # 14284, September 21, 2001 4:35 am ET
by scott the satyrical (it's from oklahoma, which doesn't make me gay except where ash is concerned)
an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too
Haiku # 14283, September 21, 2001 4:31 am ET
by jewel1
within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus
Haiku # 14282, September 21, 2001 4:27 am ET
by scott the satyrical (an equilateral triangle of love...)
swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down
Haiku # 14281, September 21, 2001 4:26 am ET
by jewel1
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese


Haiku # 14280, September 21, 2001 4:24 am ET
by ash (archive, sep 11, 2000 oooh! spooky!)
as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan
Haiku # 14279, September 21, 2001 4:21 am ET
by jewel1
wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash
Haiku # 14278, September 21, 2001 4:17 am ET
by scott the satyrical (can't help myself...)
when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram
Haiku # 14277, September 21, 2001 4:10 am ET
by scott the satyrical (rammish boy...i spell r)
on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us
Haiku # 14276, September 21, 2001 4:10 am ET
by ash
grass, coffee, smoke booze
appease my heart so i think
still i look for him
Haiku # 14275, September 21, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
free cup of coffee
for every hour of surfing
black, sugar or cream?
Haiku # 14274, September 21, 2001 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my fetid goat stink
is an aphrodisiac
as is my feta
Haiku # 14273, September 21, 2001 3:55 am ET
by scott the satyrical (goes great with grass)
weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden
Haiku # 14272, September 21, 2001 3:49 am ET
by jewel1
get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls

make him take a bath mellie
Haiku # 14271, September 21, 2001 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie
Haiku # 14270, September 21, 2001 3:46 am ET
by scott the satyr
the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes
Haiku # 14269, September 21, 2001 3:45 am ET
by jewel1
dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls
Haiku # 14268, September 21, 2001 3:41 am ET
by scott the satyrical
Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools
Haiku # 14267, September 21, 2001 3:40 am ET
by jewel1
Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same
Haiku # 14266, September 21, 2001 3:37 am ET
by jewel1
boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!
Haiku # 14265, September 21, 2001 3:32 am ET
by phoenix
bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!
Haiku # 14264, September 21, 2001 3:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking
Haiku # 14263, September 21, 2001 3:30 am ET
by phoenix
solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind
Haiku # 14262, September 21, 2001 3:28 am ET
by phoenix
jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?
Haiku # 14261, September 21, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat
Haiku # 14260, September 21, 2001 3:27 am ET
by phoenix
my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence
Haiku # 14259, September 21, 2001 3:25 am ET
by scott the satyrical
I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT
Haiku # 14258, September 21, 2001 2:55 am ET
by Dr. Claw
soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think

not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush
Haiku # 14257, September 21, 2001 2:48 am ET
by mellie
a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath
Haiku # 14256, September 21, 2001 2:40 am ET
by mellie
cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices
Haiku # 14255, September 21, 2001 2:37 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.
Haiku # 14254, September 21, 2001 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy
Haiku # 14253, September 21, 2001 2:36 am ET
by mellie
interestingly
jewel seems to shine brightly
amidst all of these
Haiku # 14252, September 21, 2001 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my greetings to scott
your success in confusing
personal and play

finally knowing
your way of welcoming me
a query persists
Haiku # 14251, September 21, 2001 1:49 am ET
by jewel1
reiterating
that i lay no claim to realms
solely owned by scott

Haiku # 14250, September 21, 2001 1:43 am ET
by jewel1
wondering trully
if scott monopolizes
haikusgood or bad
Haiku # 14249, September 21, 2001 1:42 am ET
by jewel1
sa ka bu ki ran
wa lang pa pel, da hon lang
pang pu nas ng ebs

(get it?)
Haiku # 14248, September 21, 2001 1:41 am ET
by antok
Haiku # 14247, September 21, 2001 1:40 am ET
by jewel1
you're not innocent
you were vicious against ash
for citing the rules
Haiku # 14246, September 21, 2001 1:38 am ET
by scott (ok, i'm done here...don't take any of this too personally jewel, it's "only a play" as ronin would say)
there's a context here:
people posting laundry lists
scrawling on this board
Haiku # 14245, September 21, 2001 1:34 am ET
by scott
I don't deserve hate
no one deserves that, not you
and your aim is, what?

Haiku # 14244, September 21, 2001 1:30 am ET
by jewel1
jewel, i won't be mean
if you write some bad haiku
that's what the site's for
Haiku # 14243, September 21, 2001 1:30 am ET
by scott
not that it matters
boku no haiku sensei
Wright-san deshita, ne

(so don't tell me I don't know haiku)
Haiku # 14242, September 21, 2001 1:27 am ET
by scott (he'd probably be appalled by my poor efforts...but yes, the former translator to Emperor Hirohito)
and so if you are
with ash's group would you be
always mean to me?
Haiku # 14241, September 21, 2001 1:24 am ET
by jewel1
but then again, not
this valley of hate, this site
getting mashed is new
Haiku # 14240, September 21, 2001 1:22 am ET
by jewel1
i don't have hatred
for you, but i do enjoy
a good bad haiku
Haiku # 14239, September 21, 2001 1:22 am ET
by scott
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