i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs
glad my burner died

in my goatish mode
love is such a simple thing
sweet grass and rutting

where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone

this is a new site
mel, moxie, i don't know them
now, pleasure in pain

pain can be pleasure
let me show you what i mean
since mel is absent

i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me

numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture

chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey

an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too

within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus

swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down

set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese

as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan

wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash

when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram

on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us

grass, coffee, smoke booze
appease my heart so i think
still i look for him

free cup of coffee
for every hour of surfing
black, sugar or cream?

my fetid goat stink
is an aphrodisiac
as is my feta

weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden

get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls

make him take a bath mellie

stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie

the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes

dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls

Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools

Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same

boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!

bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!

terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking

solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind

jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?

summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat

my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence

I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT

soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think

not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush

a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath

cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.

sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy

interestingly
jewel seems to shine brightly
amidst all of these

my greetings to scott
your success in confusing
personal and play

finally knowing
your way of welcoming me
a query persists

reiterating
that i lay no claim to realms
solely owned by scott

wondering trully
if scott monopolizes
haikusgood or bad

sa ka bu ki ran
wa lang pa pel, da hon lang
pang pu nas ng ebs

(get it?)

you're not innocent
you were vicious against ash
for citing the rules

there's a context here:
people posting laundry lists
scrawling on this board

I don't deserve hate
no one deserves that, not you
and your aim is, what?

jewel, i won't be mean
if you write some bad haiku
that's what the site's for

not that it matters
boku no haiku sensei
Wright-san deshita, ne

(so don't tell me I don't know haiku)

and so if you are
with ash's group would you be
always mean to me?