kids play as dad watch
but no one watches dad play
see soon new kids play

take that depot away
terror knows no one they say
safe another day

in the brink of war
as the world prepares bloodshed
wet soap slips my hand

hello! lone wolf. how are you?
what's up? anything I can do?

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

difficult to read
and more so to understand
chimps are more lucid

I understand war
fissures our small, little world.
Sun rises, troops leave.

can you super-size
that jihad, side of missiles
don't spare the oil

for a session here
i say thanks, so long for now
gotta have some booze

order a jihad
and get free retribution
you want fried with that ?

"infinite justice"
rather less descriptive than
"boofhead rhetoric"

kame hame wave
pika pika chu chu chu
eternally deep

in the safe haven
i wish to stay cerebral
cynical and numb

no pain nor laughter
highs and lows are abandoned
pursue the unknown

i have no answers
all i know is Goku's son
is named Son Goku

simple love pure mush
strikes uninvited to those
who do not seek it

who knows why or how
if i knew this i will run
far away from it

my name is Goku
my son's name is Son Goku
kame, kame wave !

i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs
glad my burner died

in my goatish mode
love is such a simple thing
sweet grass and rutting

where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone

this is a new site
mel, moxie, i don't know them
now, pleasure in pain

pain can be pleasure
let me show you what i mean
since mel is absent

i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me

numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture

chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey

an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too

within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus

swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down

set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese

as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan

wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash

when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram

on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us

grass, coffee, smoke booze
appease my heart so i think
still i look for him

free cup of coffee
for every hour of surfing
black, sugar or cream?

my fetid goat stink
is an aphrodisiac
as is my feta

weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden

get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls

make him take a bath mellie

stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie

the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes

dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls

Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools

Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same

boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!

bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!

terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking

solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind

jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?

summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat

my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence

I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT

soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think

not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush