From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!
by ap #8259 - my first post. vert was the inspiration
difficult to read
and more so to understand
chimps are more lucid
by ap - with apologies to the deserving
I understand war
fissures our small, little world.
Sun rises, troops leave.
by k_against_jihads
can you super-size
that jihad, side of missiles
don't spare the oil
by scott the satIrical (no two countries that have both had McDonalds have ever gone to war, supposedly!)
for a session here
i say thanks, so long for now
gotta have some booze
by jewel1
order a jihad
and get free retribution
you want fried with that ?
by ash
"infinite justice"
rather less descriptive than
"boofhead rhetoric"
by ash
kame hame wave
pika pika chu chu chu
eternally deep
by jewel1
in the safe haven
i wish to stay cerebral
cynical and numb
no pain nor laughter
highs and lows are abandoned
pursue the unknown
by jewel1
i have no answers
all i know is Goku's son
is named Son Goku
by scott the satyrical (give it time, it takes a while to get really bitter)
simple love pure mush
strikes uninvited to those
who do not seek it
who knows why or how
if i knew this i will run
far away from it
by jewel1
my name is Goku
my son's name is Son Goku
kame, kame wave !
by Goku
i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs
glad my burner died
by scott to jewel, from the archives: my very first posting on this site ever
in my goatish mode
love is such a simple thing
sweet grass and rutting
by scott the satyrical (ok, chin up, Jewel...)
where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone
by jewel1
this is a new site
mel, moxie, i don't know them
now, pleasure in pain
by jewel1
pain can be pleasure
let me show you what i mean
since mel is absent
by scott the satyrical
i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me
numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture
by jewel1
chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey
by scott the satyrical (it's from oklahoma, which doesn't make me gay except where ash is concerned)
an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too
by jewel1
within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus
by scott the satyrical (an equilateral triangle of love...)
swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down
by jewel1
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese
by ash (archive, sep 11, 2000 oooh! spooky!)
as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan
by jewel1
wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash
by scott the satyrical (can't help myself...)
when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram
by scott the satyrical (rammish boy...i spell r)
on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us
by ash
grass, coffee, smoke booze
appease my heart so i think
still i look for him
by jewel1
free cup of coffee
for every hour of surfing
black, sugar or cream?
by Anonymous Poet
my fetid goat stink
is an aphrodisiac
as is my feta
by scott the satyrical (goes great with grass)
weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden
by jewel1
get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls
make him take a bath mellie
by Anonymous Poet
stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie
by scott the satyr
the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes
by jewel1
dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls
by scott the satyrical
Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools
by jewel1
Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same
by jewel1
boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!
by phoenix
bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!
by Anonymous Poet
terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking
by phoenix
solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind
by phoenix
jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?
by Anonymous Poet
summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat
by phoenix
my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence
by scott the satyrical
I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT
by Dr. Claw
soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think
not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush
by mellie
a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath
by mellie
cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices
by mellie
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy
by mellie
