in their deep slumber
gory mules turn to rotten
defaced and gruesome

my Indiana
stay alongside with the light
darkness lurks behind

panoramic scene
for ruffled spirits assure
chaos lies restless

by this game abide
a mind tossed tempting by lure
vast promise of gloom

mists, smoke, fog in air
rotten garbage fills the lungs
cars zoom, emptiness

sixty-four square game
thirty men face off, but wait,
add ash, scott, two queens!

submit haiku on
the spells and control of all
the different drumbeats

she cannot be done

toast to you indy
pale pilsen for my one knight
rhum cola for me

music to my ears
low calorie pale pilsen
hic, off I go, hic!

Stone Cold Steve Austin
Why must you pile-drive Kurt
On the concrete floor?

Didn't you learn, Steve
When you had your neck broken?

indy humbles me
bowing to his clarity
he may judge Jewel

beautiful jewel
a sparkling gemstone to friends
nemesis of ash

k the gay resting
on his faux laurel he boasts
at par with ronin

a song playing sweet
in the doorstep world war looms
ash on pogo stick

Dead or Alive, Scott!
You are trapped between sane worlds.
A lure for hunters.

bad fairies on air
pollens from cogon grasses
pale of pills in mouth

ash's nose red sore
he sniffs and coughs till he's blue
phlegm on his forehead

checkmate come and see
furor over stringency
ash's ass on stick

........cannon balls you say
strong one right smack in your face
.......one more at the groin

reflection cause grief
as the white dog goes to hunt
the Afghan terror

......scott you judas' brod
you're on the "right" side again
.........playing it so safe

....kafkaesque you say
can you ably discourse on
.........existentialism

...(alienation is obsolete,
.......wittgenstein is it)

hooting owl this time
laughing hyenas abound
to their holes they hide

...canada's yodels
going for the big city
....trying to be hip

.(being aberrations,
.......SUCKERS)

ring the bell nightmare
of liberty's call we heed
indy et al here

hohumm. had a look see
nice to meet you ron, indy & jewel
will be back.

when the rain pours it washes away
the dirt that cloud the clean ground
until then let it be

cerebral genius
will take to reflect how pain,
will soon be yours, scott!

Go, go, goku go!
Ron and Indy are with you
Count Jewel, one, too!

ronin, you still bothered by pests?
what if we put them where they
should be?

kids play as dad watch
but no one watches dad play
see soon new kids play

take that depot away
terror knows no one they say
safe another day

in the brink of war
as the world prepares bloodshed
wet soap slips my hand

hello! lone wolf. how are you?
what's up? anything I can do?

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

difficult to read
and more so to understand
chimps are more lucid

I understand war
fissures our small, little world.
Sun rises, troops leave.

can you super-size
that jihad, side of missiles
don't spare the oil

for a session here
i say thanks, so long for now
gotta have some booze

order a jihad
and get free retribution
you want fried with that ?

"infinite justice"
rather less descriptive than
"boofhead rhetoric"

kame hame wave
pika pika chu chu chu
eternally deep

in the safe haven
i wish to stay cerebral
cynical and numb

no pain nor laughter
highs and lows are abandoned
pursue the unknown

i have no answers
all i know is Goku's son
is named Son Goku

simple love pure mush
strikes uninvited to those
who do not seek it

who knows why or how
if i knew this i will run
far away from it

my name is Goku
my son's name is Son Goku
kame, kame wave !

i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs
glad my burner died

in my goatish mode
love is such a simple thing
sweet grass and rutting

where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone