Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

k the gay resting
on his faux laurel he boasts
at par with ronin
Haiku # 14325, September 21, 2001 9:10 am ET
by jewel1
a song playing sweet
in the doorstep world war looms
ash on pogo stick
Haiku # 14324, September 21, 2001 9:07 am ET
by jewel1
Dead or Alive, Scott!
You are trapped between sane worlds.
A lure for hunters.
Haiku # 14323, September 21, 2001 8:59 am ET
by indiana
bad fairies on air
pollens from cogon grasses
pale of pills in mouth

ash's nose red sore
he sniffs and coughs till he's blue
phlegm on his forehead
Haiku # 14322, September 21, 2001 8:47 am ET
by jewel1
checkmate come and see
furor over stringency
ash's ass on stick
Haiku # 14321, September 21, 2001 8:41 am ET
by jewel1

........cannon balls you say
strong one right smack in your face
.......one more at the groin
Haiku # 14320, September 21, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ronin@Kyousorryschmuck
reflection cause grief
as the white dog goes to hunt
the Afghan terror
Haiku # 14319, September 21, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

......scott you judas' brod
you're on the "right" side again
.........playing it so safe
Haiku # 14318, September 21, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin@don'tyoucomelickingmyass

....kafkaesque you say
can you ably discourse on
.........existentialism

...(alienation is obsolete,
.......wittgenstein is it)
Haiku # 14317, September 21, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ronin@afanoftheearlylordearlbertrandrussell
hooting owl this time
laughing hyenas abound
to their holes they hide
Haiku # 14316, September 21, 2001 8:34 am ET
by jewel1

...canada's yodels
going for the big city
....trying to be hip

.(being aberrations,
.......SUCKERS)
Haiku # 14315, September 21, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ronin@imbackfools
ring the bell nightmare
of liberty's call we heed
indy et al here
Haiku # 14314, September 21, 2001 8:30 am ET
by jewel1
hohumm. had a look see
nice to meet you ron, indy & jewel
will be back.
Haiku # 14313, September 21, 2001 8:27 am ET
by kumag
Haiku # 14312, September 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by kumag
Haiku # 14311, September 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by kumag
when the rain pours it washes away
the dirt that cloud the clean ground
until then let it be
Haiku # 14310, September 21, 2001 8:14 am ET
by kumag
cerebral genius
will take to reflect how pain,
will soon be yours, scott!
Haiku # 14309, September 21, 2001 8:06 am ET
by indiana
Go, go, goku go!
Ron and Indy are with you
Count Jewel, one, too!
Haiku # 14308, September 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by indiana
ronin, you still bothered by pests?
what if we put them where they
should be?
Haiku # 14307, September 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by kumag
kids play as dad watch
but no one watches dad play
see soon new kids play
Haiku # 14306, September 21, 2001 8:04 am ET
by indiana
take that depot away
terror knows no one they say
safe another day
Haiku # 14305, September 21, 2001 8:03 am ET
by indiana
in the brink of war
as the world prepares bloodshed
wet soap slips my hand
Haiku # 14304, September 21, 2001 8:02 am ET
by indiana
hello! lone wolf. how are you?
what's up? anything I can do?
Haiku # 14303, September 21, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 14302, September 21, 2001 7:05 am ET
by ap #8259 - my first post. vert was the inspiration
difficult to read
and more so to understand
chimps are more lucid
Haiku # 14301, September 21, 2001 5:54 am ET
by ap - with apologies to the deserving
I understand war
fissures our small, little world.
Sun rises, troops leave.
Haiku # 14300, September 21, 2001 5:49 am ET
by k_against_jihads
can you super-size
that jihad, side of missiles
don't spare the oil
Haiku # 14299, September 21, 2001 5:29 am ET
by scott the satIrical (no two countries that have both had McDonalds have ever gone to war, supposedly!)
for a session here
i say thanks, so long for now
gotta have some booze
Haiku # 14298, September 21, 2001 5:09 am ET
by jewel1
order a jihad
and get free retribution
you want fried with that ?
Haiku # 14297, September 21, 2001 5:08 am ET
by ash
"infinite justice"
rather less descriptive than
"boofhead rhetoric"
Haiku # 14296, September 21, 2001 5:06 am ET
by ash
kame hame wave
pika pika chu chu chu
eternally deep
Haiku # 14295, September 21, 2001 5:05 am ET
by jewel1
in the safe haven
i wish to stay cerebral
cynical and numb

no pain nor laughter
highs and lows are abandoned
pursue the unknown
Haiku # 14294, September 21, 2001 5:02 am ET
by jewel1
i have no answers
all i know is Goku's son
is named Son Goku
Haiku # 14293, September 21, 2001 5:01 am ET
by scott the satyrical (give it time, it takes a while to get really bitter)
simple love pure mush
strikes uninvited to those
who do not seek it

who knows why or how
if i knew this i will run
far away from it
Haiku # 14292, September 21, 2001 4:58 am ET
by jewel1
my name is Goku
my son's name is Son Goku
kame, kame wave !
Haiku # 14291, September 21, 2001 4:55 am ET
by Goku
i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs
glad my burner died
Haiku # 14290, September 21, 2001 4:53 am ET
by scott to jewel, from the archives: my very first posting on this site ever
in my goatish mode
love is such a simple thing
sweet grass and rutting
Haiku # 14289, September 21, 2001 4:52 am ET
by scott the satyrical (ok, chin up, Jewel...)
where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone
Haiku # 14288, September 21, 2001 4:49 am ET
by jewel1
this is a new site
mel, moxie, i don't know them
now, pleasure in pain
Haiku # 14287, September 21, 2001 4:48 am ET
by jewel1
pain can be pleasure
let me show you what i mean
since mel is absent
Haiku # 14286, September 21, 2001 4:41 am ET
by scott the satyrical
i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me

numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture
Haiku # 14285, September 21, 2001 4:36 am ET
by jewel1
chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey
Haiku # 14284, September 21, 2001 4:35 am ET
by scott the satyrical (it's from oklahoma, which doesn't make me gay except where ash is concerned)
an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too
Haiku # 14283, September 21, 2001 4:31 am ET
by jewel1
within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus
Haiku # 14282, September 21, 2001 4:27 am ET
by scott the satyrical (an equilateral triangle of love...)
swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down
Haiku # 14281, September 21, 2001 4:26 am ET
by jewel1
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese


Haiku # 14280, September 21, 2001 4:24 am ET
by ash (archive, sep 11, 2000 oooh! spooky!)
as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan
Haiku # 14279, September 21, 2001 4:21 am ET
by jewel1
wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash
Haiku # 14278, September 21, 2001 4:17 am ET
by scott the satyrical (can't help myself...)
when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram
Haiku # 14277, September 21, 2001 4:10 am ET
by scott the satyrical (rammish boy...i spell r)
on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us
Haiku # 14276, September 21, 2001 4:10 am ET
by ash
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