Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

"If you don't learn from
history, you repeat it."
poli-sci adage...
Haiku # 14365, September 21, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by rez-erection
but for poli-sci
to be science: theory must
be demonstrable
Haiku # 14364, September 21, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by rez-erection
therefore poli-sci
must be applied ignorance
to maintain purpose.
Haiku # 14363, September 21, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by rez-erection
Christ sakes, Jesus saves.
I got saved, but you... oh, you
know! You can get saked!
Haiku # 14362, September 21, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by Marion Magdelyn
now, they're back to those
sorry ego strokes to raise
the blahs, and even

(like their high school trash)
they fill each day and never
reread their worthless!
Haiku # 14361, September 21, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by boo

..you speak too soon ra
they're just consolidating
.....regaining their wits

.....(oh what the heck)
Haiku # 14360, September 21, 2001 11:41 am ET
by lone wolf

signing off...

mebbe i wont be mean as them no more
when i wake up...if they behave nicely.

chow!
Haiku # 14359, September 21, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin@thanksguyslooksliketheyrehumbled

.....my oysters are sweet
kinda sweep you off your feet
..........a hell of a shit

....(the strongest bonghit)
Haiku # 14358, September 21, 2001 11:33 am ET
by ronin@ahem
testosterone ruled
i reiterate my stand
fixated people

the genitalia
or the sexual acts to skim
lies no mystery

in the digital
age so to speak, they tell Jewel
adolescents all
Haiku # 14357, September 21, 2001 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
broad spectrum choices
but why it must be your nuts
i wonder, ronin?
Haiku # 14356, September 21, 2001 11:28 am ET
by jewel1
umbala, umba!
rain clouds storm on sleepy heads
scott, k, ash
Haiku # 14355, September 21, 2001 11:26 am ET
by indiana
is anyone worth
ronin, indy or jewel?
could we be too much?
Haiku # 14354, September 21, 2001 11:25 am ET
by jewel1

....mox's dyin laughin
puttin one over them all
.a revenge served cold
Haiku # 14353, September 21, 2001 11:24 am ET
by ronin@he's/she'sjusttherewatchinamused

depraved and deprived
....the hallucinating k
.still thirsts for my nuts

......(suck off freak)
Haiku # 14352, September 21, 2001 11:21 am ET
by ronin@stillatitburning
moxie I know not
but they insist she is me
Can I be Moxie?
Haiku # 14351, September 21, 2001 11:20 am ET
by jewel1 of no offense to moxie who may yet be a friend

............a6
.......in lieu of
............h3
Haiku # 14350, September 21, 2001 11:18 am ET
by ronin@toindy

check your cookies fools
..moxie is not our jewel
.....she is far to sweet
Haiku # 14349, September 21, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ronin@
indy, Sioux warrior
found strength in jewel and ron
prepares for battle!
Haiku # 14348, September 21, 2001 11:12 am ET
by indiana
ash lambasts jewel
and scott follows suit lashing
what provoked jewel

he asks not for fear
a blind allegiance he swears
to claim he's with ash
Haiku # 14347, September 21, 2001 11:07 am ET
by jewel1
they shout crucify!
salivating in their mouths
she dares go beyond

caring not for counts
tho trully it is allowed
stick to rules they must!
Haiku # 14346, September 21, 2001 11:03 am ET
by jewel1
some assume too much
being experts on their rules
badhaiku is killed

so they say in chorus
tho sweet janis is silent
they hollerand howl
Haiku # 14345, September 21, 2001 10:59 am ET
by jewel1
while wolves rest, doves work!
rouse up for a big surprise
ash, k, scott smothered!
Haiku # 14344, September 21, 2001 10:54 am ET
by indiana
americans shocked
the rest are catatonic
yesterday once more
Haiku # 14343, September 21, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1
immediate justice
calm the ravaged consciousness
but who are pulling

there the puppet strings
is he the one or is he
laying foundation
Haiku # 14342, September 21, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1
bin laden the beast
an enigma sprouts
from the grounds of hell
Haiku # 14341, September 21, 2001 10:40 am ET
by jewel1
don't harbor ANY
terrorists: you'll have to go,
cheney kissinger!

the French want you for
murdered frenchies in Chile.
we don't fry like them.

americans were
too and lots of Chileans.
when it was TO DO!!
Haiku # 14340, September 21, 2001 10:40 am ET
by tricky rityck
amidst the debris
rest
Haiku # 14339, September 21, 2001 10:38 am ET
by indiana
mudjimba's weeping
where have all the flowers gone/
bin long time passing
Haiku # 14338, September 21, 2001 10:37 am ET
by mellie
in their deep slumber
gory mules turn to rotten
defaced and gruesome
Haiku # 14337, September 21, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
my Indiana
stay alongside with the light
darkness lurks behind
Haiku # 14336, September 21, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
panoramic scene
for ruffled spirits assure
chaos lies restless
Haiku # 14335, September 21, 2001 10:29 am ET
by jewel1
by this game abide
a mind tossed tempting by lure
vast promise of gloom
Haiku # 14334, September 21, 2001 10:27 am ET
by jewel1
mists, smoke, fog in air
rotten garbage fills the lungs
cars zoom, emptiness
Haiku # 14333, September 21, 2001 10:23 am ET
by jewel1
sixty-four square game
thirty men face off, but wait,
add ash, scott, two queens!
Haiku # 14332, September 21, 2001 10:06 am ET
by indiana on chess
submit haiku on
the spells and control of all
the different drumbeats

she cannot be done
Haiku # 14331, September 21, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Lee
toast to you indy
pale pilsen for my one knight
rhum cola for me
Haiku # 14330, September 21, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
music to my ears
low calorie pale pilsen
hic, off I go, hic!
Haiku # 14329, September 21, 2001 9:34 am ET
by indiana
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Why must you pile-drive Kurt
On the concrete floor?

Didn't you learn, Steve
When you had your neck broken?

Haiku # 14328, September 21, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash, DC
indy humbles me
bowing to his clarity
he may judge Jewel
Haiku # 14327, September 21, 2001 9:33 am ET
by jewel1
beautiful jewel
a sparkling gemstone to friends
nemesis of ash
Haiku # 14326, September 21, 2001 9:17 am ET
by indiana
k the gay resting
on his faux laurel he boasts
at par with ronin
Haiku # 14325, September 21, 2001 9:10 am ET
by jewel1
a song playing sweet
in the doorstep world war looms
ash on pogo stick
Haiku # 14324, September 21, 2001 9:07 am ET
by jewel1
Dead or Alive, Scott!
You are trapped between sane worlds.
A lure for hunters.
Haiku # 14323, September 21, 2001 8:59 am ET
by indiana
bad fairies on air
pollens from cogon grasses
pale of pills in mouth

ash's nose red sore
he sniffs and coughs till he's blue
phlegm on his forehead
Haiku # 14322, September 21, 2001 8:47 am ET
by jewel1
checkmate come and see
furor over stringency
ash's ass on stick
Haiku # 14321, September 21, 2001 8:41 am ET
by jewel1

........cannon balls you say
strong one right smack in your face
.......one more at the groin
Haiku # 14320, September 21, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ronin@Kyousorryschmuck
reflection cause grief
as the white dog goes to hunt
the Afghan terror
Haiku # 14319, September 21, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

......scott you judas' brod
you're on the "right" side again
.........playing it so safe
Haiku # 14318, September 21, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin@don'tyoucomelickingmyass

....kafkaesque you say
can you ably discourse on
.........existentialism

...(alienation is obsolete,
.......wittgenstein is it)
Haiku # 14317, September 21, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ronin@afanoftheearlylordearlbertrandrussell
hooting owl this time
laughing hyenas abound
to their holes they hide
Haiku # 14316, September 21, 2001 8:34 am ET
by jewel1
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