...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin

Here's my war on drugs:
"Nobody leaves until the
drugs are all finished"

spaghetti pasta
on the table deathly stiff
tomato sauce drips

patriotic calls
righteous indignation rise
humanity weeps

chilling terror doom
orphaned children stunned so stoic
jihad's infamy

hello to you all
bad haiku is hard to me
so help me with this

this may sound very stupid
but at least i tried

taliban poker
america calls jehad
and then razes too

infinite wanker
a war on terrorism
like a war on drugs

bad haiku, stirs ap
as if he really knows one
too bad they are not

bad haiku jihad
idiot intifadah
delusional posts

You know its been fun
except for all of the shit
thats here. Im leaving.

Bye!

scott the poor goat gruff
musing how he used his name
real damn for him!

ronin, you cavort
with mental midgets because
they look up to you

it's so unworthy
for someone of your stature
anyway, i'm off

what bright light it is
a beacon in this abyss
a guide for her knights

goku he's the man
to him Jewel gives sapphires
greetings from the light!

groaning and swelling
lapping, slapping at the edge
rising up higher

hello to jewel
i kiss your hand, to indy
gimme a high five

when art becomes wine
nothing beats a good bordeaux
and share it with friends

..goku meet our bro
the man from indiana
....indy is his name

scott is disgusted
at this petty things we do
badhaiku, what for?

anonymous fart
kinda tries hitting
sounding mongoloid

.......welcome back goku
meet our friends jewel and the
.......god of what is good

i'd chew on your souls
..and regurgitate it so
.feeding on your cries

alcoholism?
how about mongolism?
weak stuff for weak wits

when bacchus is here
magnifiscent ronin rules
yellowed teeth gnashing

mi santisima!
ronin's back, madre de dios
have mercy on them

(did i miss something?)

...what kinda name's boo
like squishing it with a shoe
....with a face that's rue

mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo

mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo

...i warn you TOO* mask
......an ultimatum it is
.FUCK OFF from my board

(*making the senile happy)

....ahh, bacchus at last
..the god of what is merry
you're most welcome here

.....Hollywood Bonfire
when this war is half-over
.....you will be cinder

...pathetic misfits
of our reg'ar society
still asking for more

...(n il stil hav me
.crkbrd, lets do our
...........wrst)

Hey Ronin/Lonewolf what
Agreat Guy with looks
to match his wallet

centipedes crawling
lizards on the floor leap up
raindrops starts to fall

(sorry, I've got a life! its the same thingamajigs, ramble on)

boo! you scoundrel, you!
admonish not these children
they play D n' D

they know magic stuff
and say scarey things to us
i'm still in hiding

boo yay boo yay boo
I get it hahaha
just a lot a-
buncha fucka
lolla look et me
more more moron
wen I cum buck
to mara

getting drunk alone
or just with a computer;
alchoholism?

these rambunctious kids
with their newly sprouted horns
need to butt their heads

i dream of missed planes
hastily packing, passports
hasta la vista

It's raining and the
band played in the gazebo
empty, 3 years past

Well, like anything
this life is of ignoring, lonliness
happiness, the soap opera
which comes with being human