Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

so, by who's license
have you acquired power
to injure with words?
Haiku # 14452, September 22, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by ap
fucking pansies
you think you are fighting me?
delusional

Haiku # 14451, September 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ap

where's the real moxie, by the way
.....not the scott who pretends
..............to be moxie
Haiku # 14450, September 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ronin
ranting idiot
trite megalomaniac
go play D n' D
Haiku # 14449, September 22, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by ap

.....catatonical stares
are deeply etched in AP's
....most petrified face
Haiku # 14448, September 22, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by ronin

.............AP's anus sag
butt-fucked by Benny Lad's mules
.........one pervert's delight
Haiku # 14447, September 22, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by ronin

.the darkness' thickness
falls heavy on AP's eyes
....with Ben at his side

...(vaya con dios, puto)
Haiku # 14446, September 22, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by ronin@isthatallyoucansayfuck

.........frantic AP ape's
thrashing in still deep waters,
.home to great white sharks
Haiku # 14445, September 22, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by ronin@showmeyourmovesbaby

MOVE





Bd7
Haiku # 14444, September 22, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by ronin

......yo you okay ash
maybe you need to retire
and suck grandma's cock
Haiku # 14443, September 22, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by ronin@goingforsomeleftovers

......and guys dont forget
once you're high up in the air
......please say hi to Ben

(bye now. promise not to drop
by any towers on the way, ok?
...bye, dont come back now)
Haiku # 14442, September 22, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by ronin@unashamedlyawashedwithgreatjoy

........to the other...side
don't forget your tickets guys
....one-way trips would do
Haiku # 14441, September 22, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by ronin@nowoccupyingthissite

.........to my limp stalkers
you could have done better than
........just merely observe
Haiku # 14440, September 22, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by ronin@youguyscancallmeanytimeyouneedhelpyeahsure

.to bacchus of course
your inebriating wines
....absolutely charm

Haiku # 14439, September 22, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin@hichichic

...........cool neo zyon
the youngest of the broodlings
......come and join the fun
Haiku # 14438, September 22, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by ronin@haargh

........the dude kkk
.who's thrice as witty as k
though he didn't say much
Haiku # 14437, September 22, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by ronin@alohababy

.........jewel the sharp sword
your crisp words cut a wide swathe
..........hurting their ash bad
Haiku # 14436, September 22, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by ronin@she'salsoprettyscott

..........cool goku brawler
no one can match his brawns and
..........live to see the day
Haiku # 14435, September 22, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by ronin@roarrr

....indy's a great shot
he fell three of you today
..more of you shall fall
Haiku # 14434, September 22, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ronin@hailindy

gremlins are leaving
.this dilapidated site
.good riddance i say

...(veni vedi veci)
Haiku # 14433, September 22, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ronin@welldonemyviciouspack
arrive LAX
early tomorrow evening
non-stop hopefully
Haiku # 14432, September 22, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by ap

.........pulling back your head
.....your sexy curves so defined
.............sliding into you

(crissake's, there's a war going on)
Haiku # 14431, September 22, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by ronin@toMELLIE

........you mental zero
whose brain was never in use
......what's one plus one

.(no, it's not a trick question)
Haiku # 14430, September 22, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by ronin@toblott

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14429, September 22, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something
we can win this war
somebody quick! the zig zags
are almost finished!
Haiku # 14428, September 22, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by AP

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14427, September 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something
Here's my war on drugs:
"Nobody leaves until the
drugs are all finished"
Haiku # 14426, September 22, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Janis
spaghetti pasta
on the table deathly stiff
tomato sauce drips
Haiku # 14425, September 22, 2001 10:09 am ET
by jewel1
patriotic calls
righteous indignation rise
humanity weeps
Haiku # 14424, September 22, 2001 10:05 am ET
by jewel1
chilling terror doom
orphaned children stunned so stoic
jihad's infamy
Haiku # 14423, September 22, 2001 10:01 am ET
by jewel1
hello to you all
bad haiku is hard to me
so help me with this

this may sound very stupid
but at least i tried
Haiku # 14422, September 22, 2001 9:46 am ET
by neo of zyon
taliban poker
america calls jehad
and then razes too
Haiku # 14421, September 22, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ash
infinite wanker
a war on terrorism
like a war on drugs
Haiku # 14420, September 22, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ash
bad haiku, stirs ap
as if he really knows one
too bad they are not
Haiku # 14419, September 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by indiana
bad haiku jihad
idiot intifadah
delusional posts
Haiku # 14418, September 22, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ap
You know its been fun
except for all of the shit
thats here. Im leaving.

Bye!
Haiku # 14417, September 22, 2001 5:56 am ET
by k_against_badhaiku of in the final boarding call
scott the poor goat gruff
musing how he used his name
real damn for him!
Haiku # 14416, September 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by indiana on scott
Haiku # 14415, September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14414, September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14413, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14412, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14411, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14410, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, you cavort
with mental midgets because
they look up to you

it's so unworthy
for someone of your stature
anyway, i'm off
Haiku # 14409, September 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by scott (i've used my REAL DAMN NAME this whole time...I wasn't FTW, you idiot)
what bright light it is
a beacon in this abyss
a guide for her knights
Haiku # 14408, September 22, 2001 1:01 am ET
by goku
goku he's the man
to him Jewel gives sapphires
greetings from the light!
Haiku # 14407, September 22, 2001 12:37 am ET
by jewel1
groaning and swelling
lapping, slapping at the edge
rising up higher
Haiku # 14406, September 21, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by mellie
hello to jewel
i kiss your hand, to indy
gimme a high five
Haiku # 14405, September 21, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by goku
when art becomes wine
nothing beats a good bordeaux
and share it with friends
Haiku # 14404, September 21, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by goku

..goku meet our bro
the man from indiana
....indy is his name
Haiku # 14403, September 21, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ronin@likewiseindy
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