Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
fucking pansies
you think you are fighting me?
delusional

Haiku # 14451 September 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ap

where's the real moxie, by the way
.....not the scott who pretends
..............to be moxie
Haiku # 14450 September 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ronin
ranting idiot
trite megalomaniac
go play D n' D
Haiku # 14449 September 22, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by ap

.....catatonical stares
are deeply etched in AP's
....most petrified face
Haiku # 14448 September 22, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by ronin

.............AP's anus sag
butt-fucked by Benny Lad's mules
.........one pervert's delight
Haiku # 14447 September 22, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by ronin

.the darkness' thickness
falls heavy on AP's eyes
....with Ben at his side

...(vaya con dios, puto)
Haiku # 14446 September 22, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by ronin@isthatallyoucansayfuck

.........frantic AP ape's
thrashing in still deep waters,
.home to great white sharks
Haiku # 14445 September 22, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by ronin@showmeyourmovesbaby

MOVE





Bd7
Haiku # 14444 September 22, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by ronin

......yo you okay ash
maybe you need to retire
and suck grandma's cock
Haiku # 14443 September 22, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by ronin@goingforsomeleftovers

......and guys dont forget
once you're high up in the air
......please say hi to Ben

(bye now. promise not to drop
by any towers on the way, ok?
...bye, dont come back now)
Haiku # 14442 September 22, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by ronin@unashamedlyawashedwithgreatjoy

........to the other...side
don't forget your tickets guys
....one-way trips would do
Haiku # 14441 September 22, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by ronin@nowoccupyingthissite

.........to my limp stalkers
you could have done better than
........just merely observe
Haiku # 14440 September 22, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by ronin@youguyscancallmeanytimeyouneedhelpyeahsure

.to bacchus of course
your inebriating wines
....absolutely charm

Haiku # 14439 September 22, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin@hichichic

...........cool neo zyon
the youngest of the broodlings
......come and join the fun
Haiku # 14438 September 22, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by ronin@haargh

........the dude kkk
.who's thrice as witty as k
though he didn't say much
Haiku # 14437 September 22, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by ronin@alohababy

.........jewel the sharp sword
your crisp words cut a wide swathe
..........hurting their ash bad
Haiku # 14436 September 22, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by ronin@she'salsoprettyscott

..........cool goku brawler
no one can match his brawns and
..........live to see the day
Haiku # 14435 September 22, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by ronin@roarrr

....indy's a great shot
he fell three of you today
..more of you shall fall
Haiku # 14434 September 22, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ronin@hailindy

gremlins are leaving
.this dilapidated site
.good riddance i say

...(veni vedi veci)
Haiku # 14433 September 22, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ronin@welldonemyviciouspack
arrive LAX
early tomorrow evening
non-stop hopefully
Haiku # 14432 September 22, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by ap

.........pulling back your head
.....your sexy curves so defined
.............sliding into you

(crissake's, there's a war going on)
Haiku # 14431 September 22, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by ronin@toMELLIE

........you mental zero
whose brain was never in use
......what's one plus one

.(no, it's not a trick question)
Haiku # 14430 September 22, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by ronin@toblott

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14429 September 22, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something
we can win this war
somebody quick! the zig zags
are almost finished!
Haiku # 14428 September 22, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by AP

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14427 September 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something
Here's my war on drugs:
"Nobody leaves until the
drugs are all finished"
Haiku # 14426 September 22, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Janis
spaghetti pasta
on the table deathly stiff
tomato sauce drips
Haiku # 14425 September 22, 2001 10:09 am ET
by jewel1
patriotic calls
righteous indignation rise
humanity weeps
Haiku # 14424 September 22, 2001 10:05 am ET
by jewel1
chilling terror doom
orphaned children stunned so stoic
jihad's infamy
Haiku # 14423 September 22, 2001 10:01 am ET
by jewel1
hello to you all
bad haiku is hard to me
so help me with this

this may sound very stupid
but at least i tried
Haiku # 14422 September 22, 2001 9:46 am ET
by neo of zyon
taliban poker
america calls jehad
and then razes too
Haiku # 14421 September 22, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ash
infinite wanker
a war on terrorism
like a war on drugs
Haiku # 14420 September 22, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ash
bad haiku, stirs ap
as if he really knows one
too bad they are not
Haiku # 14419 September 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by indiana
bad haiku jihad
idiot intifadah
delusional posts
Haiku # 14418 September 22, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ap
You know its been fun
except for all of the shit
thats here. Im leaving.

Bye!
Haiku # 14417 September 22, 2001 5:56 am ET
by k_against_badhaiku of in the final boarding call
scott the poor goat gruff
musing how he used his name
real damn for him!
Haiku # 14416 September 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by indiana on scott
Haiku # 14415 September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14414 September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14413 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14412 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14411 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14410 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, you cavort
with mental midgets because
they look up to you

it's so unworthy
for someone of your stature
anyway, i'm off
Haiku # 14409 September 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by scott (i've used my REAL DAMN NAME this whole time...I wasn't FTW, you idiot)
what bright light it is
a beacon in this abyss
a guide for her knights
Haiku # 14408 September 22, 2001 1:01 am ET
by goku
goku he's the man
to him Jewel gives sapphires
greetings from the light!
Haiku # 14407 September 22, 2001 12:37 am ET
by jewel1
groaning and swelling
lapping, slapping at the edge
rising up higher
Haiku # 14406 September 21, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by mellie
hello to jewel
i kiss your hand, to indy
gimme a high five
Haiku # 14405 September 21, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by goku
when art becomes wine
nothing beats a good bordeaux
and share it with friends
Haiku # 14404 September 21, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by goku

..goku meet our bro
the man from indiana
....indy is his name
Haiku # 14403 September 21, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ronin@likewiseindy
scott is disgusted
at this petty things we do
badhaiku, what for?
Haiku # 14402 September 21, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1