Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...

..AHH LOVE IS IN THE AIR

......go follow your heart
chase him at the ends of the
.........alpian mountains

(where mountain goats feed)
Haiku # 14525 September 23, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ronin@dudeyou'reintrouble
the graceful three trunk
spreads into flirting branches
focused on heaven

clumped leaves grouping
high or low, this side or that
reaching out to God
Haiku # 14524 September 23, 2001 9:32 am ET
by jewel1hiyaguyz

....nice move there indy
now that's a frontal assault
.....at the center game
Haiku # 14523 September 23, 2001 9:31 am ET
by ronin@whoaineedtimetothink
three pink roses bloom
a solitary dew bead
dawn offers its gift
Haiku # 14522 September 23, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1whodoifindcute?

(oops, there i go again with "you're")
Haiku # 14521 September 23, 2001 9:23 am ET
by ronin
..LATEST KNN UPDATE

....k's been run over
...........by a 747
tried to ride the wheels

(and save on the fare)
Haiku # 14520 September 23, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin@
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14519 September 23, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute
brewed coffee, thank you
no cream please, just brown sugar
goes well with croissants
Haiku # 14518 September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana at the internet cafe
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14517 September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute

.......come now ap dude
there's no need to be so rude
....you're denial came late

.....(why does psychology
..........inflame you so?)
Haiku # 14516 September 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by ronin@sincerelygladyoumadeitbackfromyourflight

.....well hello there ash
some guys could appreciate
.....a day's bad cooking
Haiku # 14515 September 23, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ronin@apISNOTash?ohheck

hi indy, let me check the site first
Haiku # 14514 September 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ronin
no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!
Haiku # 14513 September 23, 2001 8:33 am ET
by indiana to ronin musing how to shah mah in haiku style
projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone
Haiku # 14512 September 23, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ap - 11409 weren't mine
people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work
Haiku # 14511 September 23, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ash
writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?
Haiku # 14510 September 23, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash

(make that two words, at least)
Haiku # 14509 September 23, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ronin
.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad
Haiku # 14508 September 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ronin@reversepsyschologythen

.........oh no a mistake
once more i mispelled a word
......to the (beep) delight
Haiku # 14507 September 23, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ronin

..........why do hyenas
retreat and leave their carcass
........for the lion's feed
Haiku # 14506 September 23, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin

..unsheathing my sword
laying it beside the cross
....i bow on my kneels


Haiku # 14505 September 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ronin@thevavasor

.......an empty kitchen
where once voracious eaters
....stuffed their bellies full
Haiku # 14504 September 23, 2001 6:41 am ET
by ronin@

.why does the green frog
taste succelently so good
when cooked like chicken

(yeah, that's more like it)
Haiku # 14503 September 23, 2001 3:09 am ET
by ronin

.......illusion you say
now it's gautama buddha's
......nirvana you want

........(more ewww)
Haiku # 14502 September 23, 2001 3:05 am ET
by ronin

.....a storm's aftermath
where canals overflow with
......waters to the brim

.............(ewww)
Haiku # 14501 September 23, 2001 3:01 am ET
by ronin@lettinggo

..baiting a response (or two)
ronin doth fret his next move
.(naaah) he opts to keep still

(not wanting to hurt ap/ash*)
Haiku # 14500 September 23, 2001 2:57 am ET
by ronin@whatsaguytodo...*mostnobleofthemall

.....waiting for indy
bookishly fretting over
.....a new strategy
Haiku # 14499 September 23, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ronin@it'sat14444

...watching the papers
..for any signs of terror
hoping planes would land
Haiku # 14498 September 23, 2001 2:47 am ET
by ronin@geezitcouldbesolonelyoutherewithmyshoulderssocold

...just one final note
in response to 14484:
..........14109
Haiku # 14497 September 23, 2001 2:38 am ET
by ronin

..thanks for the cold beer
but a previous commitment
..constrains me my dear
Haiku # 14496 September 23, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ronin@tojewel

yes the forms do vary
....but basically it is
.....five seven five
Haiku # 14495 September 23, 2001 2:32 am ET
by ronin
Behold the ego
Set in glowing emptiness
On the edge of time

(wish I could be original but its Morten
Paulsen)
Haiku # 14494 September 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by jewel1stillmiffed
green frog
is your body also
freshly painted?

(Akutagawa, Ryuno Suke, 2-6-4-- who spoiled
the rules anyway?)
Haiku # 14493 September 22, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by jewel1belaboringtheissue
after the quake
the weathervane
pointing to earth

(a renku-line, its 444 so please, gee, for a mental
midget, what can we call you now?)
Haiku # 14492 September 22, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by jewel1to ap'srules
oops i am guilty
i used even as one
it is really two
Haiku # 14491 September 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you people are bad
you can not even write haiku
I see too many lines




you do four, five lines
there should be five seven five
and only three lines
Haiku # 14490 September 22, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14489 September 22, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14488 September 22, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14487 September 22, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

....thanks, janis

(and peace to ap)
Haiku # 14486 September 22, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ronin/tom@
who knows...
the whole thing is an illusion
Haiku # 14485 September 22, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Moxie
schizophrenia?
you halucinate badly
i admited what?????
Haiku # 14484 September 22, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
christ as seen as Chaos?
this is probably madness
but he throws aside all the
walls of beasts and men
Haiku # 14483 September 22, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Moxie
yet also, I don't give up
because each time I came close to death
something happened that showed
the light breaking through the selfishness
of so many menial middle managers
Haiku # 14482 September 22, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Lee/Mox
i am still defeated...
In my own eyes I am still
at a Denny's in Rockport
thinking of throwing myself in the ocean
Haiku # 14481 September 22, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

.........catatonic eyes
staring blankly at the screen
.where white rules supreme
Haiku # 14480 September 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@you'veputupagoodfightap
I am #1, I come first...
On the road to hell,
we drag each other down
Haiku # 14479 September 22, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

........you're so defensive
when it comes to the gay thing
.........how can you deny

.......(you obviously bleed)
Haiku # 14478 September 22, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ronin@notwantingtohurtap,but...

.....you pleaded insane
more so with schizophrenia
.......why deny it now

.(you dont have to take the
.cudgels for this brat pack)
Haiku # 14477 September 22, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin@yousoundtired

........incoherent ramblings
.....of an old hobo gone mad
......with wild jaundiced eyes

(ap then = AP/Anonymous Poet)

Haiku # 14476 September 22, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by ronin@ANDNOREDACTIONSOFADMISSIONSPLEASEyoupleadedinsane