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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


.....well hello there ash
some guys could appreciate
.....a day's bad cooking
Haiku # 14515, September 23, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ronin@apISNOTash?ohheck

hi indy, let me check the site first
Haiku # 14514, September 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ronin
no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!
Haiku # 14513, September 23, 2001 8:33 am ET
by indiana to ronin musing how to shah mah in haiku style
projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone
Haiku # 14512, September 23, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ap - 11409 weren't mine
people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work
Haiku # 14511, September 23, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ash
writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?
Haiku # 14510, September 23, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash

(make that two words, at least)
Haiku # 14509, September 23, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ronin
.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad
Haiku # 14508, September 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ronin@reversepsyschologythen

.........oh no a mistake
once more i mispelled a word
......to the (beep) delight
Haiku # 14507, September 23, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ronin

..........why do hyenas
retreat and leave their carcass
........for the lion's feed
Haiku # 14506, September 23, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin

..unsheathing my sword
laying it beside the cross
....i bow on my kneels


Haiku # 14505, September 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ronin@thevavasor

.......an empty kitchen
where once voracious eaters
....stuffed their bellies full
Haiku # 14504, September 23, 2001 6:41 am ET
by ronin@

.why does the green frog
taste succelently so good
when cooked like chicken

(yeah, that's more like it)
Haiku # 14503, September 23, 2001 3:09 am ET
by ronin

.......illusion you say
now it's gautama buddha's
......nirvana you want

........(more ewww)
Haiku # 14502, September 23, 2001 3:05 am ET
by ronin

.....a storm's aftermath
where canals overflow with
......waters to the brim

.............(ewww)
Haiku # 14501, September 23, 2001 3:01 am ET
by ronin@lettinggo

..baiting a response (or two)
ronin doth fret his next move
.(naaah) he opts to keep still

(not wanting to hurt ap/ash*)
Haiku # 14500, September 23, 2001 2:57 am ET
by ronin@whatsaguytodo...*mostnobleofthemall

.....waiting for indy
bookishly fretting over
.....a new strategy
Haiku # 14499, September 23, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ronin@it'sat14444

...watching the papers
..for any signs of terror
hoping planes would land
Haiku # 14498, September 23, 2001 2:47 am ET
by ronin@geezitcouldbesolonelyoutherewithmyshoulderssocold

...just one final note
in response to 14484:
..........14109
Haiku # 14497, September 23, 2001 2:38 am ET
by ronin

..thanks for the cold beer
but a previous commitment
..constrains me my dear
Haiku # 14496, September 23, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ronin@tojewel

yes the forms do vary
....but basically it is
.....five seven five
Haiku # 14495, September 23, 2001 2:32 am ET
by ronin
Behold the ego
Set in glowing emptiness
On the edge of time

(wish I could be original but its Morten
Paulsen)
Haiku # 14494, September 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by jewel1stillmiffed
green frog
is your body also
freshly painted?

(Akutagawa, Ryuno Suke, 2-6-4-- who spoiled
the rules anyway?)
Haiku # 14493, September 22, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by jewel1belaboringtheissue
after the quake
the weathervane
pointing to earth

(a renku-line, its 444 so please, gee, for a mental
midget, what can we call you now?)
Haiku # 14492, September 22, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by jewel1to ap'srules
oops i am guilty
i used even as one
it is really two
Haiku # 14491, September 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you people are bad
you can not even write haiku
I see too many lines




you do four, five lines
there should be five seven five
and only three lines
Haiku # 14490, September 22, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14489, September 22, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14488, September 22, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14487, September 22, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

....thanks, janis

(and peace to ap)
Haiku # 14486, September 22, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ronin/tom@
who knows...
the whole thing is an illusion
Haiku # 14485, September 22, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Moxie
schizophrenia?
you halucinate badly
i admited what?????
Haiku # 14484, September 22, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
christ as seen as Chaos?
this is probably madness
but he throws aside all the
walls of beasts and men
Haiku # 14483, September 22, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Moxie
yet also, I don't give up
because each time I came close to death
something happened that showed
the light breaking through the selfishness
of so many menial middle managers
Haiku # 14482, September 22, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Lee/Mox
i am still defeated...
In my own eyes I am still
at a Denny's in Rockport
thinking of throwing myself in the ocean
Haiku # 14481, September 22, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

.........catatonic eyes
staring blankly at the screen
.where white rules supreme
Haiku # 14480, September 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@you'veputupagoodfightap
I am #1, I come first...
On the road to hell,
we drag each other down
Haiku # 14479, September 22, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

........you're so defensive
when it comes to the gay thing
.........how can you deny

.......(you obviously bleed)
Haiku # 14478, September 22, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ronin@notwantingtohurtap,but...

.....you pleaded insane
more so with schizophrenia
.......why deny it now

.(you dont have to take the
.cudgels for this brat pack)
Haiku # 14477, September 22, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin@yousoundtired

........incoherent ramblings
.....of an old hobo gone mad
......with wild jaundiced eyes

(ap then = AP/Anonymous Poet)

Haiku # 14476, September 22, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by ronin@ANDNOREDACTIONSOFADMISSIONSPLEASEyoupleadedinsane
i am not at war
henceforth i will ignore all
insipid postings

Haiku # 14475, September 22, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by ap
except for moxie
whose self depricating posts
always amuse me
Haiku # 14474, September 22, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by ap
i am not at war
henceforth ignore all
insipid postings
Haiku # 14473, September 22, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by ap
you are uncivil
immature, bigoted, rude,
and ignorable
Haiku # 14472, September 22, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by ap

inaccurately
you assume your bigotry
is common with me
Haiku # 14471, September 22, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by ap
you have succeeded
because you assume calling
me queer offends me
Haiku # 14470, September 22, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ap
a pawky queer, me?
you obviously intend
to offend me so
Haiku # 14469, September 22, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ap
Passwords are a pain
In the proverbial ass
Less people will post
Haiku # 14468, September 22, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Janis
schizophrenia?
i suspect an impostor
janis: add passwords
Haiku # 14467, September 22, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by one last word (if i guessed wrong, well, you did too...this game gets boring after a while)
which power ranger
are you pretending to be?
my kids liked the green
Haiku # 14466, September 22, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by ap
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