my apologies
to janis, but can poetry
make goats run away?

in love's arena
alas, a victim am I
captured like a rabbit

(still trying to remember if I've got balls,
where are those balls anyway?)

this site should come with
.....a mental institution
for those who break down

(believing they are goats)

.......straining to resist
.he holds back his bad haiku
...cold sweats on his brow

..(shepherding goats wasn't
more difficult till haiku came)

......goat meat is tender
when cooked in a spicy broth
.....our jewel knows how

maids in uniform
in mecca march dogs in tow
bonnets in their heads

(ahhh, sorry, gotta borrow from AI, mecca, mechanical as opposed to orga, organic?)

.....i told the goat dude
who's currently indisposed
..with a nerve breakdown

the girl with a ball
was chased by the goat, to where,
i can

pancakes and syrup
french vanilla coffee mug
and one yellow rose

......boiled fresh turtle eggs
goes well with fried deep-sea fish
.........and cuttlefish soup

goat a capricorn
hollow horn, related to sheep
chewing on grasses

(gosh, i could not write definition no. 2, i'm inluv, you see)

that's: "depriveD" i mean

AN EMOTIONAL STABILITY
......EVALUATION TEST

.....deprive of his home
..he is naturally stressed
....longing to come back

..(oh how he hates goats)

fumbling and rising
the curse of Sisyphus
persist pestering

(promise, i'll be a real good kinder dummy!)

binge on potato
and add some carcass
stench reaches L.A.

.....A SECRET CODICIL
TO HIS CURRENT PROFILE

.....at night, he vaguely
.reaches out for his laptap
.....and checks on haiku

............(goatcha!)

what tastes good is bad
why it is not in gumbo
escapes my dim mind

(remember you wished bad cholesterol
should all be dumped to bittermelon?)

what a full belly
can do, but weighed down to think
how to stop the binge

sizzling pork steak served
with baked beans and potato
better dine than late

furious wind batters
wrath of nature very clear
leaves bow down in shame

....A CURRENT PROFILE

.he eats bread and cheese
and cuts wood at the forest
....without bath for days

....(his goats come first)

..AHH LOVE IS IN THE AIR

......go follow your heart
chase him at the ends of the
.........alpian mountains

(where mountain goats feed)

the graceful three trunk
spreads into flirting branches
focused on heaven

clumped leaves grouping
high or low, this side or that
reaching out to God

....nice move there indy
now that's a frontal assault
.....at the center game

three pink roses bloom
a solitary dew bead
dawn offers its gift

(oops, there i go again with "you're")

..LATEST KNN UPDATE

....k's been run over
...........by a 747
tried to ride the wheels

(and save on the fare)

........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)

brewed coffee, thank you
no cream please, just brown sugar
goes well with croissants

........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)

.......come now ap dude
there's no need to be so rude
....you're denial came late

.....(why does psychology
..........inflame you so?)

.....well hello there ash
some guys could appreciate
.....a day's bad cooking

hi indy, let me check the site first

no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!

projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone

people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work

writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?

(make that two words, at least)

.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad

.........oh no a mistake
once more i mispelled a word
......to the (beep) delight

..........why do hyenas
retreat and leave their carcass
........for the lion's feed

..unsheathing my sword
laying it beside the cross
....i bow on my kneels

.......an empty kitchen
where once voracious eaters
....stuffed their bellies full

.why does the green frog
taste succelently so good
when cooked like chicken

(yeah, that's more like it)

.......illusion you say
now it's gautama buddha's
......nirvana you want

........(more ewww)

.....a storm's aftermath
where canals overflow with
......waters to the brim

.............(ewww)

..baiting a response (or two)
ronin doth fret his next move
.(naaah) he opts to keep still

(not wanting to hurt ap/ash*)

.....waiting for indy
bookishly fretting over
.....a new strategy

...watching the papers
..for any signs of terror
hoping planes would land