Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Tis time for slumber
As I leave please remember
I do love you still

(boo-hoo-hoo)
Haiku # 14557 September 23, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1alone
i cannot but tell
which one will hit first, my head
above or below
Haiku # 14556 September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by indiana getting sleepy wondering if there is still time for that
I injured Indy
Now a huge void dwells within
I wish for death fast
Haiku # 14555 September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1toronin
At the verge of war
As unsure and uncertain
Paranoia is fed
Haiku # 14554 September 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
to goats and monkeys et. al.
my love is indy

(really, how could you doubt my love?)
Haiku # 14553 September 23, 2001 10:33 am ET
by jewel1imreallygonnabustthistime
disgusted and tired
walking down the crowded street
hoofs already thin

(take it easy on him guys, chill out, har har)
Haiku # 14552 September 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by jewel1toroninandindystoppickinuponhim

........finally helpless
...in the fix that he is in
......he gives in to her

(common dude, the lady's
...waiting for your mew)
Haiku # 14551 September 23, 2001 10:26 am ET
by ronin@noneedtobeshynowladdie
pasta and chicken
turkey, goose, eggs and turtles
But goats? No way, I love goats!

(tee-hee, look, I'm blushin)
Haiku # 14550 September 23, 2001 10:20 am ET
by jewel1toroninnowiknowyouarehungry

........goat in the city?
now i have seen everything
.....herd him in you guys
Haiku # 14549 September 23, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ronin

..........THERE!

...........14544
indelibly bears the print
..of the waif goat-herd
Haiku # 14548 September 23, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@res ipsa loquitur
my apologies
to janis, but can poetry
make goats run away?
Haiku # 14547 September 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by indiana
in love's arena
alas, a victim am I
captured like a rabbit

(still trying to remember if I've got balls,
where are those balls anyway?)
Haiku # 14546 September 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by jewel1toindyitoldyouheranawayfromme

this site should come with
.....a mental institution
for those who break down

(believing they are goats)
Haiku # 14545 September 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ronin@onhindsight...
Haiku # 14544 September 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.......straining to resist
.he holds back his bad haiku
...cold sweats on his brow

..(shepherding goats wasn't
more difficult till haiku came)
Haiku # 14543 September 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by ronin@themonkeyathisback

......goat meat is tender
when cooked in a spicy broth
.....our jewel knows how
Haiku # 14542 September 23, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ronin
maids in uniform
in mecca march dogs in tow
bonnets in their heads

(ahhh, sorry, gotta borrow from AI, mecca, mechanical as opposed to orga, organic?)
Haiku # 14541 September 23, 2001 10:08 am ET
by jewel1we'rechewinggrassdude

.....i told the goat dude
who's currently indisposed
..with a nerve breakdown
Haiku # 14540 September 23, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin
the girl with a ball
was chased by the goat, to where,
i can
Haiku # 14539 September 23, 2001 10:02 am ET
by indiana
pancakes and syrup
french vanilla coffee mug
and one yellow rose
Haiku # 14538 September 23, 2001 10:02 am ET
by jewel1dizzywithfoodhaikus

......boiled fresh turtle eggs
goes well with fried deep-sea fish
.........and cuttlefish soup
Haiku # 14537 September 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by ronin@thatREALLYwasmydinner
goat a capricorn
hollow horn, related to sheep
chewing on grasses

(gosh, i could not write definition no. 2, i'm inluv, you see)
Haiku # 14536 September 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by jewel1whereisindy

that's: "depriveD" i mean
Haiku # 14535 September 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ronin

AN EMOTIONAL STABILITY
......EVALUATION TEST

.....deprive of his home
..he is naturally stressed
....longing to come back

..(oh how he hates goats)
Haiku # 14534 September 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ronin@stillthepsychologist'sclerk
fumbling and rising
the curse of Sisyphus
persist pestering

(promise, i'll be a real good kinder dummy!)
Haiku # 14533 September 23, 2001 9:51 am ET
by jewel1juswhatyouaredrivingatiminnocentduh
binge on potato
and add some carcass
stench reaches L.A.
Haiku # 14532 September 23, 2001 9:46 am ET
by jewel1beansmakeuahmmspurtgases

.....A SECRET CODICIL
TO HIS CURRENT PROFILE

.....at night, he vaguely
.reaches out for his laptap
.....and checks on haiku

............(goatcha!)
Haiku # 14531 September 23, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin@thepsychologist'sclerk
what tastes good is bad
why it is not in gumbo
escapes my dim mind

(remember you wished bad cholesterol
should all be dumped to bittermelon?)
Haiku # 14530 September 23, 2001 9:43 am ET
by jewel1lovedwellschaseitnot
what a full belly
can do, but weighed down to think
how to stop the binge
Haiku # 14529 September 23, 2001 9:42 am ET
by indiana
sizzling pork steak served
with baked beans and potato
better dine than late
Haiku # 14528 September 23, 2001 9:41 am ET
by indiana
furious wind batters
wrath of nature very clear
leaves bow down in shame
Haiku # 14527 September 23, 2001 9:39 am ET
by jewel1
....A CURRENT PROFILE

.he eats bread and cheese
and cuts wood at the forest
....without bath for days

....(his goats come first)
Haiku # 14526 September 23, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin

..AHH LOVE IS IN THE AIR

......go follow your heart
chase him at the ends of the
.........alpian mountains

(where mountain goats feed)
Haiku # 14525 September 23, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ronin@dudeyou'reintrouble
the graceful three trunk
spreads into flirting branches
focused on heaven

clumped leaves grouping
high or low, this side or that
reaching out to God
Haiku # 14524 September 23, 2001 9:32 am ET
by jewel1hiyaguyz

....nice move there indy
now that's a frontal assault
.....at the center game
Haiku # 14523 September 23, 2001 9:31 am ET
by ronin@whoaineedtimetothink
three pink roses bloom
a solitary dew bead
dawn offers its gift
Haiku # 14522 September 23, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1whodoifindcute?

(oops, there i go again with "you're")
Haiku # 14521 September 23, 2001 9:23 am ET
by ronin
..LATEST KNN UPDATE

....k's been run over
...........by a 747
tried to ride the wheels

(and save on the fare)
Haiku # 14520 September 23, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin@
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14519 September 23, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute
brewed coffee, thank you
no cream please, just brown sugar
goes well with croissants
Haiku # 14518 September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana at the internet cafe
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14517 September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute

.......come now ap dude
there's no need to be so rude
....you're denial came late

.....(why does psychology
..........inflame you so?)
Haiku # 14516 September 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by ronin@sincerelygladyoumadeitbackfromyourflight

.....well hello there ash
some guys could appreciate
.....a day's bad cooking
Haiku # 14515 September 23, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ronin@apISNOTash?ohheck

hi indy, let me check the site first
Haiku # 14514 September 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ronin
no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!
Haiku # 14513 September 23, 2001 8:33 am ET
by indiana to ronin musing how to shah mah in haiku style
projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone
Haiku # 14512 September 23, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ap - 11409 weren't mine
people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work
Haiku # 14511 September 23, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ash
writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?
Haiku # 14510 September 23, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash

(make that two words, at least)
Haiku # 14509 September 23, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ronin
.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad
Haiku # 14508 September 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ronin@reversepsyschologythen