Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Race, and give it all
For the rest, leave them behind
to the finish line
Haiku # 14593, September 24, 2001 5:02 am ET
by jewel1
went down to the swamp
purple louisianna
purple haze moving
Haiku # 14592, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by mellie

Q : Why is bin Laden scared of panties?

A : 'Coz behind every panty is a Bush!
Haiku # 14591, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ronin@tryingitoutatVegaswherethegoatmightbe
AnD tO dEar JeWeL
yOu aRe InVitEd As Well
eAt, dRink, be Merry!
Haiku # 14590, September 24, 2001 3:04 am ET
by goku

...........the AP-sushi:
pound the old squirt to a pulp,
....choke it tight with grass.
Haiku # 14589, September 24, 2001 3:02 am ET
by ronin@8)

...a toast then goku
and as for our dessert
.crab sushi with grass
Haiku # 14588, September 24, 2001 2:55 am ET
by ronin
BoiLeD rIcE aNd SmOkEd FisH
mY MeAL fOr a RaInY dAy-
wiTh SaKe oF CouRse!
Haiku # 14587, September 24, 2001 2:41 am ET
by goku
Oh her daily grind
Anne is jolted silly stiff
A thief in the night
Haiku # 14586, September 24, 2001 2:31 am ET
by jewel1
my mind wanders off
Church bells chime at early dawn
Grandma wearing veil
Haiku # 14585, September 24, 2001 2:30 am ET
by jewel1
TaDpoLes oN a RaCe
tHe pOnD teEmiNg WitH yOuNg LiFe
mOtHerHoOd bEcKoNs
Haiku # 14584, September 24, 2001 2:08 am ET
by goku

...........brown dry fields of rice
where once green sprouting leaves sway
...........now planted with grass
Haiku # 14583, September 24, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
sniff the scent of home
memories of childhood rush
carried high by waves
Haiku # 14582, September 24, 2001 1:10 am ET
by jewel1
on the boulevard
hustling the empty old men
your heels went click clack
Haiku # 14581, September 23, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
red magic markers
nice-smelling yellow raincoats
bouncy new sneakers
Haiku # 14580, September 23, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
there's shit in my ass
do your best, noble sphincter
eject that vile log
Haiku # 14579, September 23, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sound is how I sleep
while gliding across your skin
my curves matching yours
Haiku # 14578, September 23, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
pausing above you,
balls slightly swaying, heavy
with themselves; then slap!
Haiku # 14577, September 23, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by moxie
the stillness of day
forebodes strong storm threatening
a furious battle
Haiku # 14576, September 23, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14575, September 23, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
will you wipe yourself?
cleanliness today is what
people call sunshine
Haiku # 14574, September 23, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
your ass is stinky
the scent is miles away
male prostitution
Haiku # 14573, September 23, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
labial juices
the breakfast of champions
before brushing teeth
Haiku # 14572, September 23, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
closing open doors
having to wipe up the spill
when creaming ones pants
Haiku # 14571, September 23, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
we all have cravings
some are stronger than others
abstinence never
Haiku # 14570, September 23, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by mellie
filthy orifce
your head is in the gutter
filling up manholes
Haiku # 14569, September 23, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
Craving to vanish...
an absence would be blissful
- seek adventure - life
Haiku # 14568, September 23, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
twice vexed by gonzo
hunter s. thompson resides
at ground zero in my soul
(I wish!!!)
Haiku # 14567, September 23, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by MoxLee
twiced vexed by ronin
ap chased scott to blue yonder
as ash to ashes
Haiku # 14566, September 23, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by indiana
ap like soft paper
pretty in the roller, up
until the stain comes
Haiku # 14565, September 23, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
I think I do like
it better when I write 5
7, 5...you're right!
Haiku # 14564, September 23, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Lee
Ill will cleaned up
ocean breeze and salt smell still
and smoking to it......
Haiku # 14563, September 23, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Lee
the sack with ronin and
friends sinks in the icy stream
Ah! fresh autumn breeze
Haiku # 14562, September 23, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
floating on the clouds;
your soft belly, breasts sway
and roll as I strain
Haiku # 14561, September 23, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by moxie
janis please bring back
the endless scroll - easier
to bypass the chat

(pages and pages of 97% crap)
Haiku # 14560, September 23, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

..yes forms do vary
...but basically it is
....five seven five

(counting pedestrian
...american haiku)
Haiku # 14559, September 23, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by ronin@ho-humm

......you inflame me goat
your true colours doth reflect
......your innards' rottings

....(i'd eat you raw on sight)
Haiku # 14558, September 23, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin@wallowinyourstinkingpride
Tis time for slumber
As I leave please remember
I do love you still

(boo-hoo-hoo)
Haiku # 14557, September 23, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1alone
i cannot but tell
which one will hit first, my head
above or below
Haiku # 14556, September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by indiana getting sleepy wondering if there is still time for that
I injured Indy
Now a huge void dwells within
I wish for death fast
Haiku # 14555, September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1toronin
At the verge of war
As unsure and uncertain
Paranoia is fed
Haiku # 14554, September 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
to goats and monkeys et. al.
my love is indy

(really, how could you doubt my love?)
Haiku # 14553, September 23, 2001 10:33 am ET
by jewel1imreallygonnabustthistime
disgusted and tired
walking down the crowded street
hoofs already thin

(take it easy on him guys, chill out, har har)
Haiku # 14552, September 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by jewel1toroninandindystoppickinuponhim

........finally helpless
...in the fix that he is in
......he gives in to her

(common dude, the lady's
...waiting for your mew)
Haiku # 14551, September 23, 2001 10:26 am ET
by ronin@noneedtobeshynowladdie
pasta and chicken
turkey, goose, eggs and turtles
But goats? No way, I love goats!

(tee-hee, look, I'm blushin)
Haiku # 14550, September 23, 2001 10:20 am ET
by jewel1toroninnowiknowyouarehungry

........goat in the city?
now i have seen everything
.....herd him in you guys
Haiku # 14549, September 23, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ronin

..........THERE!

...........14544
indelibly bears the print
..of the waif goat-herd
Haiku # 14548, September 23, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@res ipsa loquitur
my apologies
to janis, but can poetry
make goats run away?
Haiku # 14547, September 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by indiana
in love's arena
alas, a victim am I
captured like a rabbit

(still trying to remember if I've got balls,
where are those balls anyway?)
Haiku # 14546, September 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by jewel1toindyitoldyouheranawayfromme

this site should come with
.....a mental institution
for those who break down

(believing they are goats)
Haiku # 14545, September 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ronin@onhindsight...
Haiku # 14544, September 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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