AnD tO dEar JeWeL
yOu aRe InVitEd As Well
eAt, dRink, be Merry!

...........the AP-sushi:
pound the old squirt to a pulp,
....choke it tight with grass.

...a toast then goku
and as for our dessert
.crab sushi with grass

BoiLeD rIcE aNd SmOkEd FisH
mY MeAL fOr a RaInY dAy-
wiTh SaKe oF CouRse!

Oh her daily grind
Anne is jolted silly stiff
A thief in the night

my mind wanders off
Church bells chime at early dawn
Grandma wearing veil

TaDpoLes oN a RaCe
tHe pOnD teEmiNg WitH yOuNg LiFe
mOtHerHoOd bEcKoNs

...........brown dry fields of rice
where once green sprouting leaves sway
...........now planted with grass

sniff the scent of home
memories of childhood rush
carried high by waves

on the boulevard
hustling the empty old men
your heels went click clack

red magic markers
nice-smelling yellow raincoats
bouncy new sneakers

there's shit in my ass
do your best, noble sphincter
eject that vile log

Sound is how I sleep
while gliding across your skin
my curves matching yours

pausing above you,
balls slightly swaying, heavy
with themselves; then slap!

the stillness of day
forebodes strong storm threatening
a furious battle

will you wipe yourself?
cleanliness today is what
people call sunshine

your ass is stinky
the scent is miles away
male prostitution

labial juices
the breakfast of champions
before brushing teeth

closing open doors
having to wipe up the spill
when creaming ones pants

we all have cravings
some are stronger than others
abstinence never

filthy orifce
your head is in the gutter
filling up manholes

Craving to vanish...
an absence would be blissful
- seek adventure - life

twice vexed by gonzo
hunter s. thompson resides
at ground zero in my soul
(I wish!!!)

twiced vexed by ronin
ap chased scott to blue yonder
as ash to ashes

ap like soft paper
pretty in the roller, up
until the stain comes

I think I do like
it better when I write 5
7, 5...you're right!

Ill will cleaned up
ocean breeze and salt smell still
and smoking to it......

the sack with ronin and
friends sinks in the icy stream
Ah! fresh autumn breeze

floating on the clouds;
your soft belly, breasts sway
and roll as I strain

janis please bring back
the endless scroll - easier
to bypass the chat

(pages and pages of 97% crap)

..yes forms do vary
...but basically it is
....five seven five

(counting pedestrian
...american haiku)

......you inflame me goat
your true colours doth reflect
......your innards' rottings

....(i'd eat you raw on sight)

Tis time for slumber
As I leave please remember
I do love you still

(boo-hoo-hoo)

i cannot but tell
which one will hit first, my head
above or below

I injured Indy
Now a huge void dwells within
I wish for death fast

At the verge of war
As unsure and uncertain
Paranoia is fed

my apologies
to goats and monkeys et. al.
my love is indy

(really, how could you doubt my love?)

disgusted and tired
walking down the crowded street
hoofs already thin

(take it easy on him guys, chill out, har har)

........finally helpless
...in the fix that he is in
......he gives in to her

(common dude, the lady's
...waiting for your mew)

pasta and chicken
turkey, goose, eggs and turtles
But goats? No way, I love goats!

(tee-hee, look, I'm blushin)

........goat in the city?
now i have seen everything
.....herd him in you guys

..........THERE!

...........14544
indelibly bears the print
..of the waif goat-herd

my apologies
to janis, but can poetry
make goats run away?

in love's arena
alas, a victim am I
captured like a rabbit

(still trying to remember if I've got balls,
where are those balls anyway?)

this site should come with
.....a mental institution
for those who break down

(believing they are goats)

.......straining to resist
.he holds back his bad haiku
...cold sweats on his brow

..(shepherding goats wasn't
more difficult till haiku came)

......goat meat is tender
when cooked in a spicy broth
.....our jewel knows how

maids in uniform
in mecca march dogs in tow
bonnets in their heads

(ahhh, sorry, gotta borrow from AI, mecca, mechanical as opposed to orga, organic?)