Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
well, let's see
the waste of time I've here
and the potential for real life
danger, down the road for one
Haiku # 14662 September 24, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Mox
just a style with play
and horsing around
you get hurt, you lose

(so, who you really mad at, anyway?)
Haiku # 14661 September 24, 2001 11:08 am ET
by jewel1tomox
you think any of
these folks will stop playing games
and let Christ in?
so the real poetry can
begin?
Haiku # 14660 September 24, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Moxie
sometimes you dig,
the bully was the nerd, and
sometimes the bully had
good reasons
all bullies are nerds
what a bunch of geeks!
Haiku # 14659 September 24, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
recall high school days
even kindergarten days
bully and the nerd?

(only this time its finer... juz a guess, who
knows?)
Haiku # 14658 September 24, 2001 11:02 am ET
by jewel1
desperate measures also
call for very desperate
counter measures, for
poems?
Haiku # 14657 September 24, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Mox
happens to me too
Haiku # 14656 September 24, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Mox
Lo and behold
what is power but standing up
to the little men?

who if they could
would swing the axe and you live?
wasn't that the Clinton scandal?
Haiku # 14655 September 24, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Mox
sorry
Haiku # 14654 September 24, 2001 10:58 am ET
by jewel1ooopssorryaboutthat
Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth

And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
Haiku # 14653 September 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by jewel1
Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth

And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
Haiku # 14652 September 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by jewel1
Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth

And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
Haiku # 14651 September 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by jewel1
to the man who cast
me a threat from the shadows
am I that much a threat?

of course not, it's just
territorial dog barking,
peeing on the fence
Haiku # 14650 September 24, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
the Survivor people
are like people here...they
voted each other off

1 million was god/
and if we had real faith
good causes from 1 million

become more
Haiku # 14649 September 24, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
We Christians, as much as
I am "in the flesh" are so persistent
we will face death itself
which must be a malfunctioning
Christianity in me...
Fundamental, flub up?
Haiku # 14648 September 24, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
ah, sir? the fib
wants you to fill out long reams
of reports, we have huge
containers of coffee
to keep you awake...
Haiku # 14647 September 24, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Mox
If we had, just half
of OBL's ilks strong belief
all good causes will bloom
Haiku # 14646 September 24, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Jewel1
the fib had
something to do with x-files
now we've got real aliens
to deal with
Haiku # 14645 September 24, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
they've tried name calling
my work is bad, and
other stuff...and I respond
Haiku # 14644 September 24, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie
what did he prove when
he attacked US and got us going?
We're a people here...
Haiku # 14643 September 24, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie
If there is one thing
From one single source we are
quite hard, but it's true

(so maybe u can still be understood)
Haiku # 14642 September 24, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1
extreme measures call
for desperate people willing
to try anything
for shallow means
OBL sure was
Haiku # 14641 September 24, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
Yeah, and it keeps on
I wonder if this old two
sided war thing will end
Haiku # 14640 September 24, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Moxie
I would like to think
that I could be accepted
sometime...but say no
Haiku # 14639 September 24, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Lee
WarNing!

did you see pilot
hijaker in Baltimore?
call the f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them:
to get rid of you.
Haiku # 14638 September 24, 2001 10:45 am ET
by rez-erection
such as the gods will
Esau and Jacob, brothers
jealousy, I think

(Sam and Abdul, on white men's burden)
Haiku # 14637 September 24, 2001 10:45 am ET
by jewel1
Remind me of a convo
I had, "what can you gain, son?"
never forgive, never turn back?
Haiku # 14636 September 24, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Lee
I take time I think
to get to be understood
if at all...needs work...

I just liked your Abdul---sam thing...
i saw the Esau...Jacob paralell
Haiku # 14635 September 24, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
illegitimate
pestilency requires
desperate measures
Haiku # 14634 September 24, 2001 10:41 am ET
by unconceding
Picture in my mind
of orange trees and roses
And ladies with hats

(wazza point, ey, mox? enlighten my darkened mind)
Haiku # 14633 September 24, 2001 10:41 am ET
by jewel1
and when I judged I
fell into the trap, and so self
righteous, so full of shit
Haiku # 14632 September 24, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder when those
who threaten when they're gone will
people really care?

I know that I feel
that sometimes I think, about time
Haiku # 14631 September 24, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Mox
Everyone feels bad
The lesson, don't be tempted
To claim you're better

For when brothers fight
against each other, weep, weep
everone gets hurt
Haiku # 14630 September 24, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Little soul man knows inner hate
wants to grow in size
and sees only fence posts
Haiku # 14629 September 24, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Mox
And so Esau and
Jacob, to Xtian mind
is this war we have
Haiku # 14628 September 24, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Mox
White men's burden stays
Small brother knows Big Brother
Big Brother knows none

Then the terror came
Catching Big Brother flat footed
Pray, don't loose that guard?
Haiku # 14627 September 24, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
did the lord know or
seek the mystery of these
two men, metaphor
Haiku # 14626 September 24, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Mox
does Esau enter
into the story of Sam
and Abdul? where's my watch?
Haiku # 14625 September 24, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Mox
For, while Sam strutted
Abdul learned and then some more
His scope is so wide

"I don't know Abdul
Yet he knows all about me"
Now, who is better?
Haiku # 14624 September 24, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
Who is Abdul? Something
positive here makes me feel
much better now asap
Haiku # 14623 September 24, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Mox
Learning about Sam
Abdul grew in great wisdom
Improving daily

When they grew older
Astonished Sam knew
Abdul's skills precise
Haiku # 14622 September 24, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
Brods Sam and Abdul
Elder brother Sam, proud and robust
Abdul follows Sam

Sibling rivalry
Sam always looked prosperous
But Abdul Persists
Haiku # 14621 September 24, 2001 10:30 am ET
by jewel1
If I knew what I
had to do i'd be off this
website and living...
Haiku # 14620 September 24, 2001 10:28 am ET
by Mox
If I were one I'd
know how I was to die, from
glock or old age? and

I could schedule for
it
Haiku # 14619 September 24, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Moxie of psychic?
I wonder why peeps
play advanced games, for simple
goals? money? to be loved?

selfishness is our God
Haiku # 14618 September 24, 2001 10:24 am ET
by Mox
Since I am a sui-
side soul, the only seers are
hackers and con men

all too often, I
wish I were evil at times
weak ex-inserter

think's he's safe on line
Haiku # 14617 September 24, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Mox
clock work Christians dance
the mechanical save game
and then what task next?
Haiku # 14616 September 24, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Moxie

.......twenty five big ones
i'd scour the country for seers
.......and believe in magic
Haiku # 14615 September 24, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin


AGAIN: "advance" not advanced"
Haiku # 14614 September 24, 2001 10:00 am ET
by ronin

then permit my tongue
to so tenderly assuage
.....the horrific sting
Haiku # 14613 September 24, 2001 9:58 am ET
by ronin@ooohbabybaby