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now who's God?
not me
not you
Haiku # 14713 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I thought the fucking
haiku might prime your pump mox,
no more help from me

you suck when you suck yourself off in public
Haiku # 14712 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is an imperishable flame
that leads to eternal life
glow like that, with that...

If that is what you mean, then by all means
Haiku # 14711 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Lee
In time dear sir, we
shall all burn or learn, this place
is the nowhere of forever
whatever happens now is trivial
Haiku # 14710 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Lee
Let moxie be your
fuel, you can blase like jewel,
start the countdown tool
Haiku # 14709 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14708 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And then there is the
practice of moxiebustion
health alternative...

burn moxie for the good of us all
Haiku # 14707 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the jewel in the clouds
shines, that's it, and she showed
the way...now follow
Haiku # 14706 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Lee
the other mox...
Moxie means "spunk"
learn the holy meaning
get real power
John 3:16...
Haiku # 14705 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Lee
or people who should
be working, stealing bandwidth
from their employer....

like me
Haiku # 14704 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence
Haiku # 14703 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by moxie
Children from all over
wasting valuable electrons
by posting imbecility
Haiku # 14702 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14701 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14700 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14699 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!



Haiku # 14698 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by moxie
um, whatever...
you're turning into me
congratulate yourselves...

I would prefer to write
as Ash suggested, not
put up with shallowness
masquerading as deep thought
Haiku # 14697 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14696 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14695 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14694 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14693 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14692 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by moxie
Haiku # 14691 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ancient Roman
phalanx marching on site, Hail!!!
Moxmus Flatulence
Haiku # 14690 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14689 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to fly above
it all, without a jet, is hard
but possible, life goes on
Haiku # 14688 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Lee
It stinks to inspire
the games people play but
Esau and Jacob...
Haiku # 14687 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Well
Knock it off
Jewel is a fine poet
stop using me as b-s
Haiku # 14686 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Lee
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14685 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:54 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14684 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14683 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14682 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14681 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14680 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14679 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14678 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14677 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:52 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14676 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:52 am ET
by moxie
Haiku # 14675 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We shall rise as one
together, unafraid, and
undivided folks
Haiku # 14674 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14673 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14672 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14671 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14670 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so how does one get
a good cause to come out of
the people here? let's
find out...
Haiku # 14669 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
smacks self in back
of head... No, I am not
and you're right...
Haiku # 14668 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie
(so you are better than I am...then I'd sleep, gee, why bother? All of you think you are better than
each one)
Haiku # 14667 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:13 am ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14666 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:12 am ET
by jewel1
I honestly believe
some of these people
literally want me dead
Haiku # 14665 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Moxie
If I could suggest
a non-sectarian issue
yet to me, it's Christ

(coming from one source and being one
with the source)
Haiku # 14664 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by jewel1