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like me
Haiku # 14704 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence
Haiku # 14703 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by moxie
Children from all over
wasting valuable electrons
by posting imbecility
Haiku # 14702 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14701 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14700 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14699 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!



Haiku # 14698 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by moxie
um, whatever...
you're turning into me
congratulate yourselves...

I would prefer to write
as Ash suggested, not
put up with shallowness
masquerading as deep thought
Haiku # 14697 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14696 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14695 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14694 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14693 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14692 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by moxie
Haiku # 14691 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ancient Roman
phalanx marching on site, Hail!!!
Moxmus Flatulence
Haiku # 14690 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14689 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to fly above
it all, without a jet, is hard
but possible, life goes on
Haiku # 14688 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Lee
It stinks to inspire
the games people play but
Esau and Jacob...
Haiku # 14687 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Well
Knock it off
Jewel is a fine poet
stop using me as b-s
Haiku # 14686 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Lee
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14685 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:54 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14684 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14683 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14682 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14681 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14680 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14679 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14678 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14677 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:52 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14676 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:52 am ET
by moxie
Haiku # 14675 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We shall rise as one
together, unafraid, and
undivided folks
Haiku # 14674 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14673 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14672 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14671 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14670 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so how does one get
a good cause to come out of
the people here? let's
find out...
Haiku # 14669 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
smacks self in back
of head... No, I am not
and you're right...
Haiku # 14668 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie
(so you are better than I am...then I'd sleep, gee, why bother? All of you think you are better than
each one)
Haiku # 14667 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:13 am ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14666 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:12 am ET
by jewel1
I honestly believe
some of these people
literally want me dead
Haiku # 14665 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Moxie
If I could suggest
a non-sectarian issue
yet to me, it's Christ

(coming from one source and being one
with the source)
Haiku # 14664 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by jewel1
I wanted to write
poems, not put up with hip hop threats
and I'm better than you are because
I know 500 different latin words b-s
Haiku # 14663 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
well, let's see
the waste of time I've here
and the potential for real life
danger, down the road for one
Haiku # 14662 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Mox
just a style with play
and horsing around
you get hurt, you lose

(so, who you really mad at, anyway?)
Haiku # 14661 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:08 am ET
by jewel1tomox
you think any of
these folks will stop playing games
and let Christ in?
so the real poetry can
begin?
Haiku # 14660 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Moxie
sometimes you dig,
the bully was the nerd, and
sometimes the bully had
good reasons
all bullies are nerds
what a bunch of geeks!
Haiku # 14659 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
recall high school days
even kindergarten days
bully and the nerd?

(only this time its finer... juz a guess, who
knows?)
Haiku # 14658 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:02 am ET
by jewel1
desperate measures also
call for very desperate
counter measures, for
poems?
Haiku # 14657 ↗ September 24, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Mox
happens to me too
Haiku # 14656 ↗ September 24, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Mox
Lo and behold
what is power but standing up
to the little men?

who if they could
would swing the axe and you live?
wasn't that the Clinton scandal?
Haiku # 14655 ↗ September 24, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Mox