Anonymous joke
see what happens when you try
too hard to impress?

(shouldn't there be a verb there instead of an
adjective like "blase"? Run outta ammos pussy
cat? where's the sting?)

Cotton candy fluff
sticking to my hands like glue
fingers spreading wide

Feel my clammy hands
Then rub it till it will warm
say it one more time

as we speak, we breathe
as we write, we think, but why
high above myself

take a small piece of
marinated meat, skewer
such for ash kebab

(

i cried a little
surprised yet again by this
new hole in my chest

george dubya states
"you're with us or against us"
thanks for the options

believe it or not
we still live in tall lush trees
with shells for our bras

(but we use elevators in goin up, tadaaah!)

chicken soup with bread
fireplace in a log cabin
cuddling my pillow

(hey, hi there goku, thanks!)

FloWeRs fOr JeWeL
tO pUt in YoUr WidE cLeAr VaSe
i pIckEd tHeM mYsElF

Bung Daddy is sad
Jingoism getting too deep
Right wing blame game starts

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
By the way, hello Moxie.
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

g'bye

Louise once told me
better to shit than read books
shit is real, is this?

lilacs in full bloom
with babies breath and asters
in a wide, clear vase

(go box a fox, anonymous...whutevr)

my nose almost felt
that its gonna leave my face
on a winter walk

(agghh...like im real hurt, anonymous sprout,
powt, pout, pwet, wazza last name again? )

I'll call this one, "Put yer money on scott"

Realbadhaiku eh...
Hmmm... I wonder who's gonna
Start that travesty

bLoWn AwAy liKe DuSt
PsYchEdeLic DreAmS vAnIsH
tHe alArM cLoCk RinGs

idiocy-proof
realbadhaiku is coming
have hope, haiku fans

who is above who ?
the last poem submitted
above all others

consider the PIN
mightier than the sword, or
romance the machine

amidst the rubble
splattered blood, the stench of death
pride and prejudice

Taking to heart is
Not ignoring what one sees
or hears, stay ignorant

can't take words to heart
if so, then the heart beats until
it don't beat no more

Silent words, letters...
Reaching eyes, unwantedly
Oh, slander, slander --

the sidewalk after
the rain, so many tiny
worms in agony

this site after moxie
squirming, wriggling, dying words
trying to be poems

now who's God?
not me
not you

I thought the fucking
haiku might prime your pump mox,
no more help from me

you suck when you suck yourself off in public

There is an imperishable flame
that leads to eternal life
glow like that, with that...

If that is what you mean, then by all means

In time dear sir, we
shall all burn or learn, this place
is the nowhere of forever
whatever happens now is trivial

Let moxie be your
fuel, you can blase like jewel,
start the countdown tool

And then there is the
practice of moxiebustion
health alternative...

burn moxie for the good of us all

the jewel in the clouds
shines, that's it, and she showed
the way...now follow

the other mox...
Moxie means "spunk"
learn the holy meaning
get real power
John 3:16...

or people who should
be working, stealing bandwidth
from their employer....

like me

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence

Children from all over
wasting valuable electrons
by posting imbecility

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

um, whatever...
you're turning into me
congratulate yourselves...

I would prefer to write
as Ash suggested, not
put up with shallowness
masquerading as deep thought

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

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MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Ancient Roman
phalanx marching on site, Hail!!!
Moxmus Flatulence