Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

what war shall prevail
if one loses a heartbeat
conquer that within
Haiku # 14818, September 26, 2001 10:20 am ET
by indiana
simple mind have I
still you had to read me wrong
I really don't care

(anyway, thanks for the poison I'm
drinking now...bye!)
Haiku # 14817, September 26, 2001 10:10 am ET
by jewel1
you just want to fight
no reason, no logic
Why mind a midget?

(go fight with the giants, or don't you
have marbles too to fight them?)
Haiku # 14816, September 26, 2001 10:06 am ET
by jewel1
For the love of goats
Why expect midgets to think?
I just count and write

(shoo! buz off lee or whoever you are!)
Haiku # 14815, September 26, 2001 10:04 am ET
by jewel1
envious general
finds pleasure in war, to him
no undisturbed state
Haiku # 14814, September 26, 2001 10:00 am ET
by indiana
jewel of my heart
you lost your marbles too soon
find them in the weeds
Haiku # 14813, September 26, 2001 9:34 am ET
by indiana
a perfect apetite personally?
amourous penguins always perky?
algorythmic pot roasts, analytic potatoes
Haiku # 14812, September 26, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Lee
oink oink and associated pizzas
I'll have ham and mushroom
and a cup of coffee
Haiku # 14811, September 26, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Lee
My Indiana
What is wrong with crumbs?
I lost my marbles.
Haiku # 14810, September 26, 2001 9:18 am ET
by jewel1
go find a socket
when the light goes on, be sure
to clean up the mess
Haiku # 14809, September 26, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana
before the day broke
raging fire ate what was left
like apocrine sweat
Haiku # 14808, September 26, 2001 9:06 am ET
by indiana
white bread or brown bread
either one, fine for sandwich
i don
Haiku # 14807, September 26, 2001 8:58 am ET
by indiana
Hill Billy willy
Pell mell and willy nilly
I think I miss you.

(hello goku!)
Haiku # 14806, September 26, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Jewel1
em dee em ay eh?
amphetamine analogue
hardly up to speed

i'd rather suck eggs
indoor doof doof enhancer
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 14805, September 26, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ash
FuN wItHoUt bAd PillS?
fiNd ThE tImE tO gEt A liFe
YoU'll SeE wHaT I mEaN
Haiku # 14804, September 26, 2001 6:38 am ET
by goku
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 14803, September 26, 2001 6:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
pulsing rave music
it's no wonder they take drugs
to make it sound good
Haiku # 14802, September 26, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
LiGhTs SwiRliNg AroUnD
rHyThMiC baNgiNg In mY HeAd
sWeAtiNg aLL OvEr

MeRcUrY RiSinG
HuShed vOiCeS, mUfFleD LAuGhTeR
aHhH....DisCo FeVeR
Haiku # 14801, September 26, 2001 5:39 am ET
by goku
takes my breath away
to think you believe you'll win
find a puffer mate
Haiku # 14800, September 26, 2001 5:36 am ET
by mellie
war on poverty
war on expansionism
war on ignorance
Haiku # 14799, September 26, 2001 4:12 am ET
by ash
crisis brings us so close together

i find it hard to breath
Haiku # 14798, September 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by kilgore
we fight a war on
drugs we fight a war
on evil i'm sure we'll win
Haiku # 14797, September 26, 2001 2:17 am ET
by kilgore
way to go mellie
please check you spelling first girl
ready set submit
Haiku # 14796, September 26, 2001 12:50 am ET
by mellie
so plant marigolds
nematodes to into spin
that's the theory
Haiku # 14795, September 26, 2001 12:48 am ET
by mellie
speaking of such things
I whirl and twirl dervish-like
just took a thrashing
Haiku # 14794, September 26, 2001 12:45 am ET
by mellie
in the bright sunshine
a worm thrashes on the path
nematode dervish
Haiku # 14793, September 25, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by ash
market bounces back
armaments industry leads
chance to buy jingo
Haiku # 14792, September 25, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
I see grandma stare
at the sunset on her chair
Her past, her future.

Deep-seated longings
Her work is done, she prays
for death to her God.
Haiku # 14791, September 25, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by jewel1
At dusk I see the
silhouette of a lone tree
with its leaves all gone
Haiku # 14790, September 25, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Lying on my bed
I see amorous lizards
gamely cavorting
Haiku # 14789, September 25, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by jewel1
Why, hello there, Lee!
Don't throw pearls to pigs, the Book
says it. Be patient.

(Shall we go "blase" together? Hee-haw)
Haiku # 14788, September 25, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by jewel1
I lost my marbles
So small I could not find it
Grandma will be mad

(now, im just a midget)
Haiku # 14787, September 25, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
remember terrorism
there was nothing personal meant
but, it sure did mean something
on this side of the line
Haiku # 14786, September 25, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
If you're having so much fun
what for, have you suffered?
And for what? Shopping sprees?
Haiku # 14785, September 25, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
associated prophecies
or alternative pizzas of
the world, unite! shackle your bondage!
Haiku # 14784, September 25, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Then again, maybe
the death and rebirth of our
people, happened now
Haiku # 14783, September 25, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Lee
Democracy may die
on her feet, a statue in
the harbor, a ruin

of our Babylon
Haiku # 14782, September 25, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
the Lord gave you an
effective mind to write poems
pride stepped in and what?
Haiku # 14781, September 25, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Lee
this is the cause of
many a self destruction...
Gen X is bored...so
it self destructs on the flesh
Haiku # 14780, September 25, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Lee
so, I was speaking to THE Janis?

Mox
Haiku # 14779, September 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Lee
that's fun moxie was
getting boring, but if you
insult him enough

he goes away, to
clean his shorts I guess, I am
just a haiku ho
Haiku # 14778, September 25, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by flutter-flutter-flutter
eek! eek eeeek EEk EEEK!
help help help help help help HELP
you're right, there's a MOTH.....(faint)
Haiku # 14777, September 25, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
lmao, moth
iz that you, anony-french?
come out an play..lol
Haiku # 14776, September 25, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by sheena
patriotism
doesn't depend on display
now, though, show support

we're rainy-day proud
beats fair-weather by a mile
i love you, U.S.
Haiku # 14775, September 25, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
my co-worker says
we're rainy-day patriots
but aren't those best?

so what, we didn't
fly flags every July?
we're flying them now
Haiku # 14774, September 25, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
sheena there is a
giant moth right behind you!
you can't see it yet....
Haiku # 14773, September 25, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
also a little
round american flag pin
i like to waste cash
Haiku # 14772, September 25, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by sheena
star-stripe boxing gloves
i just couldn't resist them
but they ARE cheez-o
Haiku # 14771, September 25, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by sheena
the 'lord' gave granny
a cock and then sucked her off,
not my kind of dude (or dudette)


Haiku # 14770, September 25, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
americana
taken past reasonable
too-tacky knick-knacks
Haiku # 14769, September 25, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by sheena
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