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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Will you be happy
If there were one less person?
Though it's a midget?

(I'll be glad to give...to buy peace...)
Haiku # 14837, September 26, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1
drama is a distraction
it is backsliding, causing me
to slip, back into

log man status

(logs in reference to the spec guy and the mote guy)
Haiku # 14836, September 26, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Lee
art bell - being a
woosie for bushie! Hear your
hypocrasy, guy!?

ReVeNge is WANTED
by you?!?! What was the attack
on New York but THAT!???!
Haiku # 14835, September 26, 2001 10:46 am ET
by artbell
Either this is fun
or this is not fun
tea, or no tea...

Haiku # 14834, September 26, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Lee
something about
logs in eyes, I saw
that last night and prayed on it

but I could not resist pizza
Haiku # 14833, September 26, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Lee
from ugliness to
beauty, tragedy to hope
from hence butterflies
Haiku # 14832, September 26, 2001 10:43 am ET
by indiana
revenge to revenge-
on and on. You like it all?
what's wrong with revenge?:

it blinds you to the
real source. you blame anyone
before proving truth
Haiku # 14831, September 26, 2001 10:43 am ET
by artbell of www.revenge?
I am honest too
yes, the curse of Sisyphus
has afflicted you

(common, bash me again, is that all
the fight you can give me? Gee, Im hurt)
Haiku # 14830, September 26, 2001 10:42 am ET
by jewel1
my style is Nietzcheian
without direction, cause for
terror, for alarm...

just a reaction, I want to do better as Scorpios do
Haiku # 14829, September 26, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Lee
what would be cool would
be if John Travolta showed up
to a Dennys and...oh he did
Haiku # 14828, September 26, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Lee
secret cells are blind
to who gives them direction
and blame the headless

we accused Laden
before there was any proof,
not looking for proof.
Haiku # 14827, September 26, 2001 10:41 am ET
by artbell
because we would find
that wasn't pearl harbor but
September Surprise!

and when we find out
we did it to ourselves we'll
take it lieing down.
--woosies for bushie
Haiku # 14826, September 26, 2001 10:39 am ET
by artbell
I am a sinner
I did not hit you
I attacked pizza
Haiku # 14825, September 26, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Lee
haikus for midgets
about lizards, shit or what
others get away

(but not I)
Haiku # 14824, September 26, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
I offer a gift
simple, real and sincere
he bashes my head
Haiku # 14823, September 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
I am too honest
I have a child side all too eager to fight
and a samurai wondering...

Is she allright?
Haiku # 14822, September 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Lee
Well, I was often
set in a fighting place, others
came to believe I was a fool

such is the law of power, such is either you are a full fledged nazi butcher or Jesus Christ himself, none between
Haiku # 14821, September 26, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Lee
with terror he chased
the prophet from town, stoned
she ran and he screamed...

"come back, I'm sorry!"

with his hands covered in blood
Haiku # 14820, September 26, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Lee
well, it's often the
mind at war with others is
in the cocoon trying to break free

frightening as that is...
Haiku # 14819, September 26, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Lee
what war shall prevail
if one loses a heartbeat
conquer that within
Haiku # 14818, September 26, 2001 10:20 am ET
by indiana
simple mind have I
still you had to read me wrong
I really don't care

(anyway, thanks for the poison I'm
drinking now...bye!)
Haiku # 14817, September 26, 2001 10:10 am ET
by jewel1
you just want to fight
no reason, no logic
Why mind a midget?

(go fight with the giants, or don't you
have marbles too to fight them?)
Haiku # 14816, September 26, 2001 10:06 am ET
by jewel1
For the love of goats
Why expect midgets to think?
I just count and write

(shoo! buz off lee or whoever you are!)
Haiku # 14815, September 26, 2001 10:04 am ET
by jewel1
envious general
finds pleasure in war, to him
no undisturbed state
Haiku # 14814, September 26, 2001 10:00 am ET
by indiana
jewel of my heart
you lost your marbles too soon
find them in the weeds
Haiku # 14813, September 26, 2001 9:34 am ET
by indiana
a perfect apetite personally?
amourous penguins always perky?
algorythmic pot roasts, analytic potatoes
Haiku # 14812, September 26, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Lee
oink oink and associated pizzas
I'll have ham and mushroom
and a cup of coffee
Haiku # 14811, September 26, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Lee
My Indiana
What is wrong with crumbs?
I lost my marbles.
Haiku # 14810, September 26, 2001 9:18 am ET
by jewel1
go find a socket
when the light goes on, be sure
to clean up the mess
Haiku # 14809, September 26, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana
before the day broke
raging fire ate what was left
like apocrine sweat
Haiku # 14808, September 26, 2001 9:06 am ET
by indiana
white bread or brown bread
either one, fine for sandwich
i don
Haiku # 14807, September 26, 2001 8:58 am ET
by indiana
Hill Billy willy
Pell mell and willy nilly
I think I miss you.

(hello goku!)
Haiku # 14806, September 26, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Jewel1
em dee em ay eh?
amphetamine analogue
hardly up to speed

i'd rather suck eggs
indoor doof doof enhancer
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 14805, September 26, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ash
FuN wItHoUt bAd PillS?
fiNd ThE tImE tO gEt A liFe
YoU'll SeE wHaT I mEaN
Haiku # 14804, September 26, 2001 6:38 am ET
by goku
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 14803, September 26, 2001 6:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
pulsing rave music
it's no wonder they take drugs
to make it sound good
Haiku # 14802, September 26, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
LiGhTs SwiRliNg AroUnD
rHyThMiC baNgiNg In mY HeAd
sWeAtiNg aLL OvEr

MeRcUrY RiSinG
HuShed vOiCeS, mUfFleD LAuGhTeR
aHhH....DisCo FeVeR
Haiku # 14801, September 26, 2001 5:39 am ET
by goku
takes my breath away
to think you believe you'll win
find a puffer mate
Haiku # 14800, September 26, 2001 5:36 am ET
by mellie
war on poverty
war on expansionism
war on ignorance
Haiku # 14799, September 26, 2001 4:12 am ET
by ash
crisis brings us so close together

i find it hard to breath
Haiku # 14798, September 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by kilgore
we fight a war on
drugs we fight a war
on evil i'm sure we'll win
Haiku # 14797, September 26, 2001 2:17 am ET
by kilgore
way to go mellie
please check you spelling first girl
ready set submit
Haiku # 14796, September 26, 2001 12:50 am ET
by mellie
so plant marigolds
nematodes to into spin
that's the theory
Haiku # 14795, September 26, 2001 12:48 am ET
by mellie
speaking of such things
I whirl and twirl dervish-like
just took a thrashing
Haiku # 14794, September 26, 2001 12:45 am ET
by mellie
in the bright sunshine
a worm thrashes on the path
nematode dervish
Haiku # 14793, September 25, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by ash
market bounces back
armaments industry leads
chance to buy jingo
Haiku # 14792, September 25, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
I see grandma stare
at the sunset on her chair
Her past, her future.

Deep-seated longings
Her work is done, she prays
for death to her God.
Haiku # 14791, September 25, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by jewel1
At dusk I see the
silhouette of a lone tree
with its leaves all gone
Haiku # 14790, September 25, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Lying on my bed
I see amorous lizards
gamely cavorting
Haiku # 14789, September 25, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by jewel1
Why, hello there, Lee!
Don't throw pearls to pigs, the Book
says it. Be patient.

(Shall we go "blase" together? Hee-haw)
Haiku # 14788, September 25, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by jewel1
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