Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
ahHh...my dEar jEwel
The sIte's bEaUtiFuL PriNcEsS
nOw My dAy's ComPlEtE
Haiku # 15022 September 28, 2001 4:32 am ET
by goku
sweet corn with crushed ice
add some non-fat milk and pour
it will cool us down

(hi, goku with the high energy!)
Haiku # 15021 September 28, 2001 4:16 am ET
by jewel1
HoT cUp Of cOfFeE
oNe sIp anD cAffEiNe KicKs iN
i'M iN hYpEr MoDe
Haiku # 15020 September 28, 2001 4:06 am ET
by goku
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=66991&group=webcast

Haiku # 15019 September 28, 2001 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
income tax return
demanding my attention
don't hold out much hope
Haiku # 15018 September 28, 2001 3:29 am ET
by ash
bubbling like scuba
a pack of a diff'rent sort
adds to confusion
Haiku # 15017 September 28, 2001 3:27 am ET
by ash
clinking against glass
a pack of ice cubes rattle
cooling jameson's
Haiku # 15016 September 28, 2001 3:26 am ET
by ash
I see her picture
when she was young and pretty
now, her sad old eyes

speaks of a full life
so alive and so human
honest to the core
Haiku # 15015 September 28, 2001 2:20 am ET
by jewel1
As D Thomas said
"rage, rage against the dying..."
gracefully we age

(again, I bow to wisdom)
Haiku # 15014 September 28, 2001 2:15 am ET
by jewel1toronin,wellsaid
I beseech, Great Spirit
a poetic colonic
let Bung Daddy speak!
Haiku # 15013 September 28, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Paver
speak to me of goat
and the unspeakable stench
of your unwashed loin
Haiku # 15012 September 27, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Paver
andouille sausage
fry it up with red peppers
GOD BLESS MY ASSHOLE
Haiku # 15011 September 27, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Paver

........hello there jewel
looks like we've a "new" poet
......don't they ever tire

..(have you seen a missing
..herd of goats somewhere)
Haiku # 15010 September 27, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@
goddamit mellie
i'm back spreading happy bung
until the gin's gone
Haiku # 15009 September 27, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Paver
God hear my prayer
soothe the world's inflamed asshole
with some cool aloe
Haiku # 15008 September 27, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Paver
As fall approaches
crap extrudes like cool basalt
ever hardening
Haiku # 15007 September 27, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Paver
Fundamentalists
why are they always assholes
in any culture
Haiku # 15006 September 27, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Paver
World lives in turmoil
Arabs and Jews;no happy bung
Bull goose bad juju
Haiku # 15005 September 27, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Missing the big Daddy
heart beating so fast
there's no "c" in my keyboard!
my eyes won't "c" it.

(sorry fellas, my mistake I submit)
Haiku # 15004 September 27, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by jewel1
the allure of youth
defiance, rashness and vim
should bow to wisdom

(puts my hands together and bows three times)
Haiku # 15003 September 27, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by jewel1
gee, i should bury
in the sand, forgot the "k"
in craked, stoopeed hand

(bad spuhllers of the world unite!!)
Haiku # 15002 September 27, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1

..such an insight, mox
but being playful and all
.....ain't exactly bad

Haiku # 15001 September 27, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by ronin@
He tempted what I
really do, as a man said prayer
is a child's game, no
meaning, his face a
belief in no belief...
Still, keep on truckin'
Keep on praying
Haiku # 15000 September 27, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Lee
the best example, is a prayer uttered as you did, looking at the wilds
Haiku # 14999 September 27, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Lee
you can follow with stuff, and even poetical ideals... often a poem or even haiku is a prayer uttered, sometimes in passing, or next to death, or in thanks for living
Haiku # 14998 September 27, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
next, forgive yourself and others of their mistakes and pray for the good things about themselves to improve
Haiku # 14997 September 27, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Lee
then bless what you are happy to have
Haiku # 14996 September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
next, a hail mary, or an act of contrition
Haiku # 14995 September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
Start with Our Father...
Haiku # 14994 September 27, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Lee
ap, that's not something you joke about...

what would you pray for? Something useful?
Haiku # 14993 September 27, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
high desert sage brush
coyote lopes across the road
looks back and wonders
Haiku # 14992 September 27, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by ap
jesus will save you
pray real hard there moxie
just keep on prayin'

Haiku # 14991 September 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by ap
ronin sounds like reaming
love that shit from shithole
hate me all you love!

there's that side of me.
unredeeming social value,
so like all of you.
Haiku # 14990 September 27, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by boo
california
oil rigs fucking the earth
near bakersfield

i am envious
of their potent stamina
slow and steady works
Haiku # 14989 September 27, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ap
trucks climb the grape vine
just ninety three more miles
to Los angeles

roy orbison sings
only the lonely to me
blood shot driving eyes
Haiku # 14988 September 27, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ap
ahem..."moxie...?"

a little more evangelical next time, ok?
Haiku # 14987 September 27, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Lee
well hey!!! that wasnt a good idea
it didnt fit at all and i tried wire and
wood coathangers....you could hurt
people with suggestions like that
what would god think of you ???
Haiku # 14986 September 27, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by moxie
i came to tell you
all to put a coat hanger
into your assholes!
Haiku # 14985 September 27, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Larry the Unlikely
A man made from mud.
Walking and talking, alive.
Thinking and dreaming.
Haiku # 14984 September 27, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Like clay in potter's
hands, molded and created
The kiln fires solid.
Haiku # 14983 September 27, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
listen very well and see
what kind of poet...

you will be!
Haiku # 14982 September 27, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor, ideas
are good if understood.
Haiku # 14981 September 27, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
So, not artsy but
succinctly hitting the point;
this is your goal.
Haiku # 14980 September 27, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
One last time for you:
Big and bad words can cut your
thoughts into thirds
Haiku # 14979 September 27, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Objective thought like
wide perspective lacks the being
(Sun/Moon) - blind seeing
Haiku # 14978 September 27, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey

merry christmas, folks
Haiku # 14977 September 27, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ronin@wheresmypresent
..ALTERNATIVE POEM

.a light evening breeze
so softly lifts the firefly
....ap above the sky

Haiku # 14976 September 27, 2001 11:03 am ET
by ronin@nagsinsscanties?areyouone ofthem?
crackpots and stray dogs
mossy rocks a fresh mown lawn
I'll say now more
Haiku # 14975 September 27, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
An abandoned house
craked pots, stray dogs, mossy rocks
overgrown rose bush

Old, lonely and used
so pregnant with memories
very much to tell
Haiku # 14974 September 27, 2001 9:57 am ET
by jewel1
A cake divided
Which one is bigger, I muse
either one looks fine
Haiku # 14973 September 27, 2001 9:55 am ET
by jewel1