Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

you can crusade in ol' grenada
in panama you slaughterized
but you'll end up with hands in nada,
fore gone without God on your side.
Haiku # 15072, September 29, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
please stop callin him
ron, when it is ronin you
are speaking to..please?

It confuses us other rons on the list
Haiku # 15071, September 29, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by ron
cleaning rain gutters
or bass fishing with my son
that is the question
Haiku # 15070, September 29, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ap

.....hello my children
i have been to a session
.....eating bitter baaa*

...(cooked native style)
Haiku # 15069, September 29, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ronin@hic!goonyt
Two times a hundred
images teleported
Just two have the meat

(hey goku, didn't Ron tell you
you are...good?)
Haiku # 15068, September 29, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
In tHe AfghAn SaNds
dUsT tRaiL oN tHe hOrizOn
Ben RidiNg a gOaT
Haiku # 15067, September 29, 2001 2:10 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, in a secret lab
Haiku # 15066, September 29, 2001 12:15 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15065, September 28, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

the new dude sounds quite
..familiar as if he's been
.......around for a while

..(jewel, quick thy noose!)
Haiku # 15064, September 28, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ronin@anotheronebitesthedust

...........webmaster indy
can we perchance have balloons
........in this place of ours

....(a peep into our technology)
Haiku # 15063, September 28, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by ronin@8)
don
Haiku # 15062, September 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by indiana
the genuine shochu
iichiko, demon brew
damn those japanese

(
Haiku # 15061, September 28, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
what's your demon, bro?
it's hard to exercise or
exorcise nameless things
Haiku # 15060, September 28, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haiku # 15059, September 28, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nah, we're all grooving
moody people, sometimes dark
mostly light, all peeps
Haiku # 15058, September 28, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
operation "last
gasp" cheney's coup de conskite!
when will it be known?
Haiku # 15057, September 28, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by unconceding
and of course that's a metaphorical pitchfork. i really wouldn't stab anyone, but i would give you a helluva non-metaphorical wedgie
Haiku # 15056, September 28, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by SmooveB
and fuck realbadhaiku too
Haiku # 15055, September 28, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by SmooveB
you fucks have ruined this place
by posting twenty shitty works a day

i'd like to lie each of you down
put one foot on your neck
and stab your face with a pitchfork
until my arms gave out
Haiku # 15054, September 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by SmooveB
.......they are having lunch
the usual bread and cheese which
......goes well with goat milk

.(i can hear them bleating, can u)
Haiku # 15053, September 28, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin@signingoffdude

what tickets, my bro. what'd i win?
Haiku # 15052, September 28, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by ronin

.........indy is our mox
together they will spread fear
.........searing all of us

. (taliban justice)
Haiku # 15051, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ronin
iichiko ih
fresh water, distilled spirit
crisp linen to bed

(good night, i think its morning to those still chewing - thanks, it was fun while it lasted)
Haiku # 15050, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by indiana

.......viagra they say
can start-up one's old frank
.....chicks not included
Haiku # 15049, September 28, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
turn on the tv
merci, somebody just won!
check the tickets, bro.
Haiku # 15048, September 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by indiana

.....this page is getting
shorter and shorter what a
........subtle strategy
Haiku # 15047, September 28, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ronin@haychopthatout
some respect, se
Haiku # 15046, September 28, 2001 11:53 am ET
by indiana

.......oh yeah we have our
cellphones too and private chat
...........rooms with KTV

...........(dont we guys)
Haiku # 15045, September 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin@whereisthisleadingto

.....colors of the rain
i see people passing by
....a wonderful world
Haiku # 15044, September 28, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin

....three faces she said
one to fall, two to languish
....and three to fly free

...(nice postcard there)
Haiku # 15043, September 28, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin@binheredenthat
welcome home, ronin
did you count the goats before?
alas, one has died!

Haiku # 15042, September 28, 2001 11:40 am ET
by indiana

......let her trim HIS beard
and shampoo his goaty breast
......then wash all his hairs

....(my seven to your seven)
Haiku # 15041, September 28, 2001 11:37 am ET
by ronin@hmmmquitesuggestive
what are we to do?
if one Dr. Janis Claw
won
Haiku # 15040, September 28, 2001 11:32 am ET
by indiana

......yeah yeah sure goat-herds
that's whey ewe have hayckers now
.........lads fresh from Afghan
Haiku # 15039, September 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by ronin@youwillnevergettokeepit
was an aurora
stealthily shadowing flight
crash? doing nothing.
Haiku # 15038, September 28, 2001 11:10 am ET
by jones
why my soul is it
too lonely at the summit
looking down one
Haiku # 15037, September 28, 2001 10:55 am ET
by indiana
hey lamebo, dildo.
nympho, bilbo, tribbleso,
philco... it's RAINBO!
Haiku # 15036, September 28, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dirty Harry goes
and takes on the government,
"I don't like liars..."

"inconsistencies
in news reports are falsehoods.
muh-make my day, punk."
Haiku # 15035, September 28, 2001 10:49 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
How I Spent the war

oh, ben laden, ben
laden; come out, oh, come out,
where ever you arrre

just shoot someone and
call it him; he didn't do
it anyway, so...
Haiku # 15034, September 28, 2001 10:41 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
letters arrive late in Kabul

i heard u had guests
who spoiled your cake, feed the goats,
recycle to crumbs
Haiku # 15033, September 28, 2001 10:16 am ET
by indiana
must you sacrifice
your poor unsmiling buddha?
your left with seven
Haiku # 15032, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by indiana
related to sheep
with horns, some hair on their chins
and they talk! That's strange!

(and mind you, they've got heavy,
giant brains too!)
Haiku # 15031, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by jewel1
Boo! Were you scared ron?
Did your teeth rattle, eyes bulge?
they do look scary

(duh?)
Haiku # 15030, September 28, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1
What is it with ronin
that pricks the herd's raw behind?
sage versus genius?

(bless my midgetry)
Haiku # 15029, September 28, 2001 9:25 am ET
by jewel1
anxious, fidgeting
now my heart is calm
I am with him now
Haiku # 15028, September 28, 2001 9:16 am ET
by jewel1
Postcard from Kabul

wandering afar
your loneliness much to bear
preparing for war
Haiku # 15027, September 28, 2001 8:53 am ET
by indiana
Paver you raver
how's the colon been to date?
Daddy's must be bung
Haiku # 15026, September 28, 2001 7:58 am ET
by mellie
Masterpieces will
always take extra time dear
Ronin, just you wait.
Haiku # 15025, September 28, 2001 5:39 am ET
by k_for_splinter_group_haiku of the goat herd
hay, i herd of it...
bahht what's this "another month"?
add another goat?
Haiku # 15024, September 28, 2001 5:29 am ET
by _to_k
baaa! from missing herd
Ronin, you'll love the new site!
Wait another month.
Haiku # 15023, September 28, 2001 4:40 am ET
by missing herd of goats of k_bathed_in_glow_of_computer_screen_coding_away
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