.........indy is our mox
together they will spread fear
.........searing all of us

. (taliban justice)

iichiko ih
fresh water, distilled spirit
crisp linen to bed

(good night, i think its morning to those still chewing - thanks, it was fun while it lasted)

.......viagra they say
can start-up one's old frank
.....chicks not included

turn on the tv
merci, somebody just won!
check the tickets, bro.

.....this page is getting
shorter and shorter what a
........subtle strategy

some respect, se

.......oh yeah we have our
cellphones too and private chat
...........rooms with KTV

...........(dont we guys)

.....colors of the rain
i see people passing by
....a wonderful world

....three faces she said
one to fall, two to languish
....and three to fly free

...(nice postcard there)

welcome home, ronin
did you count the goats before?
alas, one has died!

......let her trim HIS beard
and shampoo his goaty breast
......then wash all his hairs

....(my seven to your seven)

what are we to do?
if one Dr. Janis Claw
won

......yeah yeah sure goat-herds
that's whey ewe have hayckers now
.........lads fresh from Afghan

was an aurora
stealthily shadowing flight
crash? doing nothing.

why my soul is it
too lonely at the summit
looking down one

hey lamebo, dildo.
nympho, bilbo, tribbleso,
philco... it's RAINBO!

Dirty Harry goes
and takes on the government,
"I don't like liars..."

"inconsistencies
in news reports are falsehoods.
muh-make my day, punk."

How I Spent the war

oh, ben laden, ben
laden; come out, oh, come out,
where ever you arrre

just shoot someone and
call it him; he didn't do
it anyway, so...

letters arrive late in Kabul

i heard u had guests
who spoiled your cake, feed the goats,
recycle to crumbs

must you sacrifice
your poor unsmiling buddha?
your left with seven

related to sheep
with horns, some hair on their chins
and they talk! That's strange!

(and mind you, they've got heavy,
giant brains too!)

Boo! Were you scared ron?
Did your teeth rattle, eyes bulge?
they do look scary

(duh?)

What is it with ronin
that pricks the herd's raw behind?
sage versus genius?

(bless my midgetry)

anxious, fidgeting
now my heart is calm
I am with him now

Postcard from Kabul

wandering afar
your loneliness much to bear
preparing for war

Paver you raver
how's the colon been to date?
Daddy's must be bung

Masterpieces will
always take extra time dear
Ronin, just you wait.

hay, i herd of it...
bahht what's this "another month"?
add another goat?

baaa! from missing herd
Ronin, you'll love the new site!
Wait another month.

ahHh...my dEar jEwel
The sIte's bEaUtiFuL PriNcEsS
nOw My dAy's ComPlEtE

sweet corn with crushed ice
add some non-fat milk and pour
it will cool us down

(hi, goku with the high energy!)

HoT cUp Of cOfFeE
oNe sIp anD cAffEiNe KicKs iN
i'M iN hYpEr MoDe

http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=66991&group=webcast

income tax return
demanding my attention
don't hold out much hope

bubbling like scuba
a pack of a diff'rent sort
adds to confusion

clinking against glass
a pack of ice cubes rattle
cooling jameson's

I see her picture
when she was young and pretty
now, her sad old eyes

speaks of a full life
so alive and so human
honest to the core

As D Thomas said
"rage, rage against the dying..."
gracefully we age

(again, I bow to wisdom)

I beseech, Great Spirit
a poetic colonic
let Bung Daddy speak!

speak to me of goat
and the unspeakable stench
of your unwashed loin

andouille sausage
fry it up with red peppers
GOD BLESS MY ASSHOLE

........hello there jewel
looks like we've a "new" poet
......don't they ever tire

..(have you seen a missing
..herd of goats somewhere)

goddamit mellie
i'm back spreading happy bung
until the gin's gone

God hear my prayer
soothe the world's inflamed asshole
with some cool aloe

As fall approaches
crap extrudes like cool basalt
ever hardening

Fundamentalists
why are they always assholes
in any culture

World lives in turmoil
Arabs and Jews;no happy bung
Bull goose bad juju

heart beating so fast
there's no "c" in my keyboard!
my eyes won't "c" it.

(sorry fellas, my mistake I submit)

the allure of youth
defiance, rashness and vim
should bow to wisdom

(puts my hands together and bows three times)

gee, i should bury
in the sand, forgot the "k"
in craked, stoopeed hand

(bad spuhllers of the world unite!!)