Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


.......oh yeah we have our
cellphones too and private chat
...........rooms with KTV

...........(dont we guys)
Haiku # 15045, September 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin@whereisthisleadingto

.....colors of the rain
i see people passing by
....a wonderful world
Haiku # 15044, September 28, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin

....three faces she said
one to fall, two to languish
....and three to fly free

...(nice postcard there)
Haiku # 15043, September 28, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin@binheredenthat
welcome home, ronin
did you count the goats before?
alas, one has died!

Haiku # 15042, September 28, 2001 11:40 am ET
by indiana

......let her trim HIS beard
and shampoo his goaty breast
......then wash all his hairs

....(my seven to your seven)
Haiku # 15041, September 28, 2001 11:37 am ET
by ronin@hmmmquitesuggestive
what are we to do?
if one Dr. Janis Claw
won
Haiku # 15040, September 28, 2001 11:32 am ET
by indiana

......yeah yeah sure goat-herds
that's whey ewe have hayckers now
.........lads fresh from Afghan
Haiku # 15039, September 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by ronin@youwillnevergettokeepit
was an aurora
stealthily shadowing flight
crash? doing nothing.
Haiku # 15038, September 28, 2001 11:10 am ET
by jones
why my soul is it
too lonely at the summit
looking down one
Haiku # 15037, September 28, 2001 10:55 am ET
by indiana
hey lamebo, dildo.
nympho, bilbo, tribbleso,
philco... it's RAINBO!
Haiku # 15036, September 28, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dirty Harry goes
and takes on the government,
"I don't like liars..."

"inconsistencies
in news reports are falsehoods.
muh-make my day, punk."
Haiku # 15035, September 28, 2001 10:49 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
How I Spent the war

oh, ben laden, ben
laden; come out, oh, come out,
where ever you arrre

just shoot someone and
call it him; he didn't do
it anyway, so...
Haiku # 15034, September 28, 2001 10:41 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
letters arrive late in Kabul

i heard u had guests
who spoiled your cake, feed the goats,
recycle to crumbs
Haiku # 15033, September 28, 2001 10:16 am ET
by indiana
must you sacrifice
your poor unsmiling buddha?
your left with seven
Haiku # 15032, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by indiana
related to sheep
with horns, some hair on their chins
and they talk! That's strange!

(and mind you, they've got heavy,
giant brains too!)
Haiku # 15031, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by jewel1
Boo! Were you scared ron?
Did your teeth rattle, eyes bulge?
they do look scary

(duh?)
Haiku # 15030, September 28, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1
What is it with ronin
that pricks the herd's raw behind?
sage versus genius?

(bless my midgetry)
Haiku # 15029, September 28, 2001 9:25 am ET
by jewel1
anxious, fidgeting
now my heart is calm
I am with him now
Haiku # 15028, September 28, 2001 9:16 am ET
by jewel1
Postcard from Kabul

wandering afar
your loneliness much to bear
preparing for war
Haiku # 15027, September 28, 2001 8:53 am ET
by indiana
Paver you raver
how's the colon been to date?
Daddy's must be bung
Haiku # 15026, September 28, 2001 7:58 am ET
by mellie
Masterpieces will
always take extra time dear
Ronin, just you wait.
Haiku # 15025, September 28, 2001 5:39 am ET
by k_for_splinter_group_haiku of the goat herd
hay, i herd of it...
bahht what's this "another month"?
add another goat?
Haiku # 15024, September 28, 2001 5:29 am ET
by _to_k
baaa! from missing herd
Ronin, you'll love the new site!
Wait another month.
Haiku # 15023, September 28, 2001 4:40 am ET
by missing herd of goats of k_bathed_in_glow_of_computer_screen_coding_away
ahHh...my dEar jEwel
The sIte's bEaUtiFuL PriNcEsS
nOw My dAy's ComPlEtE
Haiku # 15022, September 28, 2001 4:32 am ET
by goku
sweet corn with crushed ice
add some non-fat milk and pour
it will cool us down

(hi, goku with the high energy!)
Haiku # 15021, September 28, 2001 4:16 am ET
by jewel1
HoT cUp Of cOfFeE
oNe sIp anD cAffEiNe KicKs iN
i'M iN hYpEr MoDe
Haiku # 15020, September 28, 2001 4:06 am ET
by goku
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=66991&group=webcast

Haiku # 15019, September 28, 2001 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
income tax return
demanding my attention
don't hold out much hope
Haiku # 15018, September 28, 2001 3:29 am ET
by ash
bubbling like scuba
a pack of a diff'rent sort
adds to confusion
Haiku # 15017, September 28, 2001 3:27 am ET
by ash
clinking against glass
a pack of ice cubes rattle
cooling jameson's
Haiku # 15016, September 28, 2001 3:26 am ET
by ash
I see her picture
when she was young and pretty
now, her sad old eyes

speaks of a full life
so alive and so human
honest to the core
Haiku # 15015, September 28, 2001 2:20 am ET
by jewel1
As D Thomas said
"rage, rage against the dying..."
gracefully we age

(again, I bow to wisdom)
Haiku # 15014, September 28, 2001 2:15 am ET
by jewel1toronin,wellsaid
I beseech, Great Spirit
a poetic colonic
let Bung Daddy speak!
Haiku # 15013, September 28, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Paver
speak to me of goat
and the unspeakable stench
of your unwashed loin
Haiku # 15012, September 27, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Paver
andouille sausage
fry it up with red peppers
GOD BLESS MY ASSHOLE
Haiku # 15011, September 27, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Paver

........hello there jewel
looks like we've a "new" poet
......don't they ever tire

..(have you seen a missing
..herd of goats somewhere)
Haiku # 15010, September 27, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@
goddamit mellie
i'm back spreading happy bung
until the gin's gone
Haiku # 15009, September 27, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Paver
God hear my prayer
soothe the world's inflamed asshole
with some cool aloe
Haiku # 15008, September 27, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Paver
As fall approaches
crap extrudes like cool basalt
ever hardening
Haiku # 15007, September 27, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Paver
Fundamentalists
why are they always assholes
in any culture
Haiku # 15006, September 27, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Paver
World lives in turmoil
Arabs and Jews;no happy bung
Bull goose bad juju
Haiku # 15005, September 27, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Missing the big Daddy
heart beating so fast
there's no "c" in my keyboard!
my eyes won't "c" it.

(sorry fellas, my mistake I submit)
Haiku # 15004, September 27, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by jewel1
the allure of youth
defiance, rashness and vim
should bow to wisdom

(puts my hands together and bows three times)
Haiku # 15003, September 27, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by jewel1
gee, i should bury
in the sand, forgot the "k"
in craked, stoopeed hand

(bad spuhllers of the world unite!!)
Haiku # 15002, September 27, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1

..such an insight, mox
but being playful and all
.....ain't exactly bad

Haiku # 15001, September 27, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by ronin@
He tempted what I
really do, as a man said prayer
is a child's game, no
meaning, his face a
belief in no belief...
Still, keep on truckin'
Keep on praying
Haiku # 15000, September 27, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Lee
the best example, is a prayer uttered as you did, looking at the wilds
Haiku # 14999, September 27, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Lee
you can follow with stuff, and even poetical ideals... often a poem or even haiku is a prayer uttered, sometimes in passing, or next to death, or in thanks for living
Haiku # 14998, September 27, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
next, forgive yourself and others of their mistakes and pray for the good things about themselves to improve
Haiku # 14997, September 27, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Lee
then bless what you are happy to have
Haiku # 14996, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
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