Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


......neither young nor old
somewhat like the midday sun
..........fretting over life
Haiku # 15081, September 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@
the pain, the horror
of seeing you alive once
do cats have nine lives?

(
Haiku # 15080, September 29, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by indiana
you woman basher
the light may have blinded her
just needs new glasses

Haiku # 15079, September 29, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by indiana
creases fanning from
corners of my eyes deepen
set by years of sun

and wife is amused
at who we were and are now
yet not quite autumn
Haiku # 15078, September 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
From out of nowhere
springs a "Ron" not the "Ronin"
who protests too much

(What's your "Ron" short for, Veronica?)
Haiku # 15077, September 29, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by jewel1
I ask, you respond
one-sided, maybe you sigh
It just isn't me

(why did I?)
Haiku # 15076, September 29, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by jewel1
and so gottandamerung
has passed for our fair country?
who is fenris and what is loki
going to do on Jerry Springer?
Haiku # 15075, September 29, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by Mox
in war Bush has invested
(the market had collapsed)
he marched his army there, where
they're still there, doing time.
Haiku # 15074, September 29, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
they only got arrested
(hi untelligence had lapsed)
and therefore he was unaware
that invasion is a crime.
Haiku # 15073, September 29, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
you can crusade in ol' grenada
in panama you slaughterized
but you'll end up with hands in nada,
fore gone without God on your side.
Haiku # 15072, September 29, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
please stop callin him
ron, when it is ronin you
are speaking to..please?

It confuses us other rons on the list
Haiku # 15071, September 29, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by ron
cleaning rain gutters
or bass fishing with my son
that is the question
Haiku # 15070, September 29, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ap

.....hello my children
i have been to a session
.....eating bitter baaa*

...(cooked native style)
Haiku # 15069, September 29, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ronin@hic!goonyt
Two times a hundred
images teleported
Just two have the meat

(hey goku, didn't Ron tell you
you are...good?)
Haiku # 15068, September 29, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
In tHe AfghAn SaNds
dUsT tRaiL oN tHe hOrizOn
Ben RidiNg a gOaT
Haiku # 15067, September 29, 2001 2:10 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, in a secret lab
Haiku # 15066, September 29, 2001 12:15 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15065, September 28, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

the new dude sounds quite
..familiar as if he's been
.......around for a while

..(jewel, quick thy noose!)
Haiku # 15064, September 28, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ronin@anotheronebitesthedust

...........webmaster indy
can we perchance have balloons
........in this place of ours

....(a peep into our technology)
Haiku # 15063, September 28, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by ronin@8)
don
Haiku # 15062, September 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by indiana
the genuine shochu
iichiko, demon brew
damn those japanese

(
Haiku # 15061, September 28, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
what's your demon, bro?
it's hard to exercise or
exorcise nameless things
Haiku # 15060, September 28, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haiku # 15059, September 28, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nah, we're all grooving
moody people, sometimes dark
mostly light, all peeps
Haiku # 15058, September 28, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
operation "last
gasp" cheney's coup de conskite!
when will it be known?
Haiku # 15057, September 28, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by unconceding
and of course that's a metaphorical pitchfork. i really wouldn't stab anyone, but i would give you a helluva non-metaphorical wedgie
Haiku # 15056, September 28, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by SmooveB
and fuck realbadhaiku too
Haiku # 15055, September 28, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by SmooveB
you fucks have ruined this place
by posting twenty shitty works a day

i'd like to lie each of you down
put one foot on your neck
and stab your face with a pitchfork
until my arms gave out
Haiku # 15054, September 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by SmooveB
.......they are having lunch
the usual bread and cheese which
......goes well with goat milk

.(i can hear them bleating, can u)
Haiku # 15053, September 28, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin@signingoffdude

what tickets, my bro. what'd i win?
Haiku # 15052, September 28, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by ronin

.........indy is our mox
together they will spread fear
.........searing all of us

. (taliban justice)
Haiku # 15051, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ronin
iichiko ih
fresh water, distilled spirit
crisp linen to bed

(good night, i think its morning to those still chewing - thanks, it was fun while it lasted)
Haiku # 15050, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by indiana

.......viagra they say
can start-up one's old frank
.....chicks not included
Haiku # 15049, September 28, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
turn on the tv
merci, somebody just won!
check the tickets, bro.
Haiku # 15048, September 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by indiana

.....this page is getting
shorter and shorter what a
........subtle strategy
Haiku # 15047, September 28, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ronin@haychopthatout
some respect, se
Haiku # 15046, September 28, 2001 11:53 am ET
by indiana

.......oh yeah we have our
cellphones too and private chat
...........rooms with KTV

...........(dont we guys)
Haiku # 15045, September 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin@whereisthisleadingto

.....colors of the rain
i see people passing by
....a wonderful world
Haiku # 15044, September 28, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin

....three faces she said
one to fall, two to languish
....and three to fly free

...(nice postcard there)
Haiku # 15043, September 28, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin@binheredenthat
welcome home, ronin
did you count the goats before?
alas, one has died!

Haiku # 15042, September 28, 2001 11:40 am ET
by indiana

......let her trim HIS beard
and shampoo his goaty breast
......then wash all his hairs

....(my seven to your seven)
Haiku # 15041, September 28, 2001 11:37 am ET
by ronin@hmmmquitesuggestive
what are we to do?
if one Dr. Janis Claw
won
Haiku # 15040, September 28, 2001 11:32 am ET
by indiana

......yeah yeah sure goat-herds
that's whey ewe have hayckers now
.........lads fresh from Afghan
Haiku # 15039, September 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by ronin@youwillnevergettokeepit
was an aurora
stealthily shadowing flight
crash? doing nothing.
Haiku # 15038, September 28, 2001 11:10 am ET
by jones
why my soul is it
too lonely at the summit
looking down one
Haiku # 15037, September 28, 2001 10:55 am ET
by indiana
hey lamebo, dildo.
nympho, bilbo, tribbleso,
philco... it's RAINBO!
Haiku # 15036, September 28, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dirty Harry goes
and takes on the government,
"I don't like liars..."

"inconsistencies
in news reports are falsehoods.
muh-make my day, punk."
Haiku # 15035, September 28, 2001 10:49 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
How I Spent the war

oh, ben laden, ben
laden; come out, oh, come out,
where ever you arrre

just shoot someone and
call it him; he didn't do
it anyway, so...
Haiku # 15034, September 28, 2001 10:41 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
letters arrive late in Kabul

i heard u had guests
who spoiled your cake, feed the goats,
recycle to crumbs
Haiku # 15033, September 28, 2001 10:16 am ET
by indiana
must you sacrifice
your poor unsmiling buddha?
your left with seven
Haiku # 15032, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by indiana
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