Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
everyone...please
shut the fuck up!
just write your pretend poetry or
shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 15113 September 30, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Jakob the L.
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor. you all are
getting to be much.
Haiku # 15112 September 30, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And yet again I
Must reprimand you few who
refuse to listen
Haiku # 15111 September 30, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Jacob and Esau
both sought their father
Haiku # 15110 September 30, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by indiana
As mY PrOf. oNcE sAiD
MonEy iSnt' eVeRytHiNg.....
iT's ThE oNLY tHiNg
Haiku # 15109 September 30, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by goku
MoNdAy moRNiNg BluEs.... :(
cAsH rEgIstEr sTaRts To FilL
mOnDay mOrNingS....CoOl !!! ;)

(hi jewel !)
Haiku # 15108 September 30, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by goku
This, I pray, dear God
give me a sign that he shall
hold my hand once more
Haiku # 15107 September 30, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by jewel1
no please go the fuck
away mox the pox you suk!
and you bore and.. and.........
Haiku # 15106 September 30, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I don't listen to
you, ap, because it's just
wrong to be like that
Haiku # 15105 September 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Mox
Then go the fuck away Mox
Haiku # 15104 September 30, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's more to this place
that poems can handle in
any given space time
Haiku # 15103 September 30, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Mox
it amuses me
how bad haiku can be mean
it must be magic!

(
Haiku # 15102 September 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by indiana
homeward thoughts linger
of silver threads from heaven
scaring goats away
Haiku # 15101 September 30, 2001 11:04 am ET
by indiana
the dry barren sand
awaits the luscious rainfall
from which life begins

Haiku # 15100 September 30, 2001 10:45 am ET
by indiana

....jewel "he" is here
..finally, he's conceded
...to his heart's desire

(the black sheep's back)
Haiku # 15099 September 30, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ronin@gen.specific
Bahhhh! Very cute! Puns
are not an art form with you
but who really cares?
Haiku # 15098 September 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by lost goat
it's quite flattering
how you pine for absent goats
haven't herd the last...

(hmmm, indy...cookies? yes, us goats like cookies! oshi!)
Haiku # 15097 September 30, 2001 4:11 am ET
by lone goat on a distant hill

ooops, i meant: "resurrect"
Haiku # 15096 September 30, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ronin

......the herd is asleep
on their comfy grass of hay
.pooped from being milked

.....(best time to strike)
Haiku # 15095 September 30, 2001 1:51 am ET
by ronin@shhh

.........go to the mountains
with your red piece of gruff frieze
........and basket of cheeze

........together with thy staff
..mimic the scoundrels high bleat
...........ensnaring the fool
Haiku # 15094 September 30, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ronin

.....let us do voodoo*
try to ressurect the goat
...and hex a summons

...(trying times call for
.....trying measures)
Haiku # 15093 September 30, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ronin2*moxknowshow
knowing the herds' baaahs
still twenty five moves ahead
my heart still longing...
Haiku # 15092 September 30, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1smilingsilly
such love far outshines
equal in passion thus the
pain of loneliness...

(why did he go to Kabul anyway?)
Haiku # 15091 September 30, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1justwaxing
.............TO JEWEL

.......love him ever so
tender, caress his face with
....the palm of your hand

.(i know this is gonna raise
.a howl of hyeanic laughter)
Haiku # 15090 September 29, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ronin@forgethimordont(?)

...oh to have loved and
lost is far better than not
....to have loved at all
Haiku # 15089 September 29, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by ronin@waxingphilosophical

......unrequitted love
forlorn and quite desolate
.....such is life i guess
Haiku # 15088 September 29, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ronin@hullotherejewel
I am missing him
I don't want to, but I do
his breath on my ear
Haiku # 15087 September 29, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Jewel1
small entertainment
reading the telephone book
smoking cigarettes
Haiku # 15086 September 29, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap

presented with dreams
.beyond his limitations
...ronin bites the dust

......(just like mox)
Haiku # 15085 September 29, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin

..........ever hurtling on
zipping past the time called life
......knowing not his dream
Haiku # 15084 September 29, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ronin
no visable signs
no struggle and no screaming
purpose, clarity
Haiku # 15083 September 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap

.......the technology
...indy, the technology
show us what you've got
Haiku # 15082 September 29, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by ronin@

......neither young nor old
somewhat like the midday sun
..........fretting over life
Haiku # 15081 September 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@
the pain, the horror
of seeing you alive once
do cats have nine lives?

(
Haiku # 15080 September 29, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by indiana
you woman basher
the light may have blinded her
just needs new glasses

Haiku # 15079 September 29, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by indiana
creases fanning from
corners of my eyes deepen
set by years of sun

and wife is amused
at who we were and are now
yet not quite autumn
Haiku # 15078 September 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
From out of nowhere
springs a "Ron" not the "Ronin"
who protests too much

(What's your "Ron" short for, Veronica?)
Haiku # 15077 September 29, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by jewel1
I ask, you respond
one-sided, maybe you sigh
It just isn't me

(why did I?)
Haiku # 15076 September 29, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by jewel1
and so gottandamerung
has passed for our fair country?
who is fenris and what is loki
going to do on Jerry Springer?
Haiku # 15075 September 29, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by Mox
in war Bush has invested
(the market had collapsed)
he marched his army there, where
they're still there, doing time.
Haiku # 15074 September 29, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
they only got arrested
(hi untelligence had lapsed)
and therefore he was unaware
that invasion is a crime.
Haiku # 15073 September 29, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
you can crusade in ol' grenada
in panama you slaughterized
but you'll end up with hands in nada,
fore gone without God on your side.
Haiku # 15072 September 29, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
please stop callin him
ron, when it is ronin you
are speaking to..please?

It confuses us other rons on the list
Haiku # 15071 September 29, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by ron
cleaning rain gutters
or bass fishing with my son
that is the question
Haiku # 15070 September 29, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ap

.....hello my children
i have been to a session
.....eating bitter baaa*

...(cooked native style)
Haiku # 15069 September 29, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ronin@hic!goonyt
Two times a hundred
images teleported
Just two have the meat

(hey goku, didn't Ron tell you
you are...good?)
Haiku # 15068 September 29, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
In tHe AfghAn SaNds
dUsT tRaiL oN tHe hOrizOn
Ben RidiNg a gOaT
Haiku # 15067 September 29, 2001 2:10 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, in a secret lab
Haiku # 15066 September 29, 2001 12:15 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15065 September 28, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

the new dude sounds quite
..familiar as if he's been
.......around for a while

..(jewel, quick thy noose!)
Haiku # 15064 September 28, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ronin@anotheronebitesthedust