Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


...checking out chicas
..in their hip 70's suits
more like bathing suits
Haiku # 15127, October 1, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ronin

...how does friday sound
after office hours of course
..let's drink and be drunk

...(how about you, indy?)
Haiku # 15126, October 1, 2001 6:55 am ET
by ronin
AhHhHh...My FriEnD RoNin...
a TrUe SaMuRai iNdEed
aNytiMe, My friEnD...


Haiku # 15125, October 1, 2001 6:51 am ET
by goku

......and how much indeed
perhaps you'd care to treat us
........to a drinking spree
Haiku # 15124, October 1, 2001 6:45 am ET
by ronin
aNd hOw mUcH diD i MaKe tOdAy...
Haiku # 15123, October 1, 2001 6:36 am ET
by goku
aS i ClOSe My DaY....
HoW mAnY liVeS hAvE i ToUcHeD..
hOw MaNy i'Ve HeLpEd...
Haiku # 15122, October 1, 2001 6:33 am ET
by goku
Regis calls from box
while 7,000 are dead
new york millionaire!
Haiku # 15121, October 1, 2001 6:25 am ET
by mika of san diego
orion rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15120, October 1, 2001 6:18 am ET
by ap spelling! spelling!
oron rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15119, October 1, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ap
give us bin laden
you show us the evidence
and so it goes on

infinite greyscale
black and white simplicity
complex reality
Haiku # 15118, October 1, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ash
softly sighing dusk
restless rubbing legs chirp chirp
what a balmy night
Haiku # 15117, October 1, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie
wit's end is here
shut the fuck up ya mad lot
you've sucked this one dry
Haiku # 15116, October 1, 2001 4:30 am ET
by mellie
sons, the way you speak
gives you away. weep no more
and live till wit
Haiku # 15115, October 1, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Isaac
No YOU shut the fuck up
ALL OF YOU!
Haiku # 15114, October 1, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
everyone...please
shut the fuck up!
just write your pretend poetry or
shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 15113, September 30, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Jakob the L.
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor. you all are
getting to be much.
Haiku # 15112, September 30, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And yet again I
Must reprimand you few who
refuse to listen
Haiku # 15111, September 30, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Jacob and Esau
both sought their father
Haiku # 15110, September 30, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by indiana
As mY PrOf. oNcE sAiD
MonEy iSnt' eVeRytHiNg.....
iT's ThE oNLY tHiNg
Haiku # 15109, September 30, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by goku
MoNdAy moRNiNg BluEs.... :(
cAsH rEgIstEr sTaRts To FilL
mOnDay mOrNingS....CoOl !!! ;)

(hi jewel !)
Haiku # 15108, September 30, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by goku
This, I pray, dear God
give me a sign that he shall
hold my hand once more
Haiku # 15107, September 30, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by jewel1
no please go the fuck
away mox the pox you suk!
and you bore and.. and.........
Haiku # 15106, September 30, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I don't listen to
you, ap, because it's just
wrong to be like that
Haiku # 15105, September 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Mox
Then go the fuck away Mox
Haiku # 15104, September 30, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's more to this place
that poems can handle in
any given space time
Haiku # 15103, September 30, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Mox
it amuses me
how bad haiku can be mean
it must be magic!

(
Haiku # 15102, September 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by indiana
homeward thoughts linger
of silver threads from heaven
scaring goats away
Haiku # 15101, September 30, 2001 11:04 am ET
by indiana
the dry barren sand
awaits the luscious rainfall
from which life begins

Haiku # 15100, September 30, 2001 10:45 am ET
by indiana

....jewel "he" is here
..finally, he's conceded
...to his heart's desire

(the black sheep's back)
Haiku # 15099, September 30, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ronin@gen.specific
Bahhhh! Very cute! Puns
are not an art form with you
but who really cares?
Haiku # 15098, September 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by lost goat
it's quite flattering
how you pine for absent goats
haven't herd the last...

(hmmm, indy...cookies? yes, us goats like cookies! oshi!)
Haiku # 15097, September 30, 2001 4:11 am ET
by lone goat on a distant hill

ooops, i meant: "resurrect"
Haiku # 15096, September 30, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ronin

......the herd is asleep
on their comfy grass of hay
.pooped from being milked

.....(best time to strike)
Haiku # 15095, September 30, 2001 1:51 am ET
by ronin@shhh

.........go to the mountains
with your red piece of gruff frieze
........and basket of cheeze

........together with thy staff
..mimic the scoundrels high bleat
...........ensnaring the fool
Haiku # 15094, September 30, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ronin

.....let us do voodoo*
try to ressurect the goat
...and hex a summons

...(trying times call for
.....trying measures)
Haiku # 15093, September 30, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ronin2*moxknowshow
knowing the herds' baaahs
still twenty five moves ahead
my heart still longing...
Haiku # 15092, September 30, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1smilingsilly
such love far outshines
equal in passion thus the
pain of loneliness...

(why did he go to Kabul anyway?)
Haiku # 15091, September 30, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1justwaxing
.............TO JEWEL

.......love him ever so
tender, caress his face with
....the palm of your hand

.(i know this is gonna raise
.a howl of hyeanic laughter)
Haiku # 15090, September 29, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ronin@forgethimordont(?)

...oh to have loved and
lost is far better than not
....to have loved at all
Haiku # 15089, September 29, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by ronin@waxingphilosophical

......unrequitted love
forlorn and quite desolate
.....such is life i guess
Haiku # 15088, September 29, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ronin@hullotherejewel
I am missing him
I don't want to, but I do
his breath on my ear
Haiku # 15087, September 29, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Jewel1
small entertainment
reading the telephone book
smoking cigarettes
Haiku # 15086, September 29, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap

presented with dreams
.beyond his limitations
...ronin bites the dust

......(just like mox)
Haiku # 15085, September 29, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin

..........ever hurtling on
zipping past the time called life
......knowing not his dream
Haiku # 15084, September 29, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ronin
no visable signs
no struggle and no screaming
purpose, clarity
Haiku # 15083, September 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap

.......the technology
...indy, the technology
show us what you've got
Haiku # 15082, September 29, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by ronin@

......neither young nor old
somewhat like the midday sun
..........fretting over life
Haiku # 15081, September 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@
the pain, the horror
of seeing you alive once
do cats have nine lives?

(
Haiku # 15080, September 29, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by indiana
you woman basher
the light may have blinded her
just needs new glasses

Haiku # 15079, September 29, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by indiana
creases fanning from
corners of my eyes deepen
set by years of sun

and wife is amused
at who we were and are now
yet not quite autumn
Haiku # 15078, September 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
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