Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...

.......hi jewel my dear
you're young and beautiful
...take your time and see
Haiku # 15134 October 1, 2001 7:47 am ET
by ronin
Calgary within
waits for some of the desert's heat
for the warmth so loved

(hey goku, my friend!)
Haiku # 15133 October 1, 2001 7:39 am ET
by jewel1
A white dove flying
against the strong summer wind
its soft feathers fell
Haiku # 15132 October 1, 2001 7:35 am ET
by jewel1
seeing none but me
love much too deep to
notice rubbing legs

when he returns from
Kabul, it shall be our youth
celebrating life
Haiku # 15131 October 1, 2001 7:32 am ET
by jewel1
hey hey my my my
more to this than meets the eye
rottin' darn tootin'
Haiku # 15130 October 1, 2001 7:17 am ET
by mellie,not forever young

..now is the time, "the
winter of our discontent"
..when raging loins stir
Haiku # 15129 October 1, 2001 7:06 am ET
by ronin

....how much would it take
for us to get their sweet time
.....and curvacious waists

.....(ahhh...sigh....woooh)
Haiku # 15128 October 1, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ronin

...checking out chicas
..in their hip 70's suits
more like bathing suits
Haiku # 15127 October 1, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ronin

...how does friday sound
after office hours of course
..let's drink and be drunk

...(how about you, indy?)
Haiku # 15126 October 1, 2001 6:55 am ET
by ronin
AhHhHh...My FriEnD RoNin...
a TrUe SaMuRai iNdEed
aNytiMe, My friEnD...


Haiku # 15125 October 1, 2001 6:51 am ET
by goku

......and how much indeed
perhaps you'd care to treat us
........to a drinking spree
Haiku # 15124 October 1, 2001 6:45 am ET
by ronin
aNd hOw mUcH diD i MaKe tOdAy...
Haiku # 15123 October 1, 2001 6:36 am ET
by goku
aS i ClOSe My DaY....
HoW mAnY liVeS hAvE i ToUcHeD..
hOw MaNy i'Ve HeLpEd...
Haiku # 15122 October 1, 2001 6:33 am ET
by goku
Regis calls from box
while 7,000 are dead
new york millionaire!
Haiku # 15121 October 1, 2001 6:25 am ET
by mika of san diego
orion rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15120 October 1, 2001 6:18 am ET
by ap spelling! spelling!
oron rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15119 October 1, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ap
give us bin laden
you show us the evidence
and so it goes on

infinite greyscale
black and white simplicity
complex reality
Haiku # 15118 October 1, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ash
softly sighing dusk
restless rubbing legs chirp chirp
what a balmy night
Haiku # 15117 October 1, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie
wit's end is here
shut the fuck up ya mad lot
you've sucked this one dry
Haiku # 15116 October 1, 2001 4:30 am ET
by mellie
sons, the way you speak
gives you away. weep no more
and live till wit
Haiku # 15115 October 1, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Isaac
No YOU shut the fuck up
ALL OF YOU!
Haiku # 15114 October 1, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
everyone...please
shut the fuck up!
just write your pretend poetry or
shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 15113 September 30, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Jakob the L.
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor. you all are
getting to be much.
Haiku # 15112 September 30, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And yet again I
Must reprimand you few who
refuse to listen
Haiku # 15111 September 30, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Jacob and Esau
both sought their father
Haiku # 15110 September 30, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by indiana
As mY PrOf. oNcE sAiD
MonEy iSnt' eVeRytHiNg.....
iT's ThE oNLY tHiNg
Haiku # 15109 September 30, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by goku
MoNdAy moRNiNg BluEs.... :(
cAsH rEgIstEr sTaRts To FilL
mOnDay mOrNingS....CoOl !!! ;)

(hi jewel !)
Haiku # 15108 September 30, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by goku
This, I pray, dear God
give me a sign that he shall
hold my hand once more
Haiku # 15107 September 30, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by jewel1
no please go the fuck
away mox the pox you suk!
and you bore and.. and.........
Haiku # 15106 September 30, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I don't listen to
you, ap, because it's just
wrong to be like that
Haiku # 15105 September 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Mox
Then go the fuck away Mox
Haiku # 15104 September 30, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's more to this place
that poems can handle in
any given space time
Haiku # 15103 September 30, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Mox
it amuses me
how bad haiku can be mean
it must be magic!

(
Haiku # 15102 September 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by indiana
homeward thoughts linger
of silver threads from heaven
scaring goats away
Haiku # 15101 September 30, 2001 11:04 am ET
by indiana
the dry barren sand
awaits the luscious rainfall
from which life begins

Haiku # 15100 September 30, 2001 10:45 am ET
by indiana

....jewel "he" is here
..finally, he's conceded
...to his heart's desire

(the black sheep's back)
Haiku # 15099 September 30, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ronin@gen.specific
Bahhhh! Very cute! Puns
are not an art form with you
but who really cares?
Haiku # 15098 September 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by lost goat
it's quite flattering
how you pine for absent goats
haven't herd the last...

(hmmm, indy...cookies? yes, us goats like cookies! oshi!)
Haiku # 15097 September 30, 2001 4:11 am ET
by lone goat on a distant hill

ooops, i meant: "resurrect"
Haiku # 15096 September 30, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ronin

......the herd is asleep
on their comfy grass of hay
.pooped from being milked

.....(best time to strike)
Haiku # 15095 September 30, 2001 1:51 am ET
by ronin@shhh

.........go to the mountains
with your red piece of gruff frieze
........and basket of cheeze

........together with thy staff
..mimic the scoundrels high bleat
...........ensnaring the fool
Haiku # 15094 September 30, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ronin

.....let us do voodoo*
try to ressurect the goat
...and hex a summons

...(trying times call for
.....trying measures)
Haiku # 15093 September 30, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ronin2*moxknowshow
knowing the herds' baaahs
still twenty five moves ahead
my heart still longing...
Haiku # 15092 September 30, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1smilingsilly
such love far outshines
equal in passion thus the
pain of loneliness...

(why did he go to Kabul anyway?)
Haiku # 15091 September 30, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1justwaxing
.............TO JEWEL

.......love him ever so
tender, caress his face with
....the palm of your hand

.(i know this is gonna raise
.a howl of hyeanic laughter)
Haiku # 15090 September 29, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ronin@forgethimordont(?)

...oh to have loved and
lost is far better than not
....to have loved at all
Haiku # 15089 September 29, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by ronin@waxingphilosophical

......unrequitted love
forlorn and quite desolate
.....such is life i guess
Haiku # 15088 September 29, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ronin@hullotherejewel
I am missing him
I don't want to, but I do
his breath on my ear
Haiku # 15087 September 29, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Jewel1
small entertainment
reading the telephone book
smoking cigarettes
Haiku # 15086 September 29, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap

presented with dreams
.beyond his limitations
...ronin bites the dust

......(just like mox)
Haiku # 15085 September 29, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin