Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
whatEVER you say
whatEVER you don't say, hey!
what the fuck up, NYugk?
Haiku # 15161 October 1, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no niceguys die
on donkey dick glanz
in Afghanistan
Haiku # 15160 October 1, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
So I walk up on
high and I step to the edge -
It's the world I know

And I laugh at my-
self to see my world below -
As the tears roll down
Haiku # 15159 October 1, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me laddy the cat,
get off your lazy ass, fatty!
The plank is ready.
Haiku # 15158 October 1, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
boys and their jewels
such precious sweet nutty things
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15157 October 1, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by mellie
Left or right testicle?
Haiku # 15156 October 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Dr. Evil
we understand that the war is bad
now how about writing something
that doesn't relate to sucking donkey balls
in afghanistan?
Haiku # 15155 October 1, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Mr. Niceguy
OK, anonymous poet, shut the fuck up,
unconceding, shut the fuck up,
taliban mentioners, shut the fuck up,
arrested etc., shut the fuck up,
Haiku # 15154 October 1, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Mr. Niceguy
in media the
rich say, world community
loves what they claim to

Vietnamese now
so like americans... PLEASE!
they're not the fighters

world community
admired, when kicking butt
our asses were trashed.
Haiku # 15153 October 1, 2001 11:38 am ET
by unconceding
Mind in Terror

people do these things
because they feel desperate-
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

illegitimate
pestilents are that the most-
twat no more, the less!
Haiku # 15152 October 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by arrested infants
Forever I am
before my life, born for you
and always will be

(please come home indy)
Haiku # 15151 October 1, 2001 11:25 am ET
by jewel1foreveryoungerthough
investigation
of election should have led
to prosecution

chandra levy is
tip of another ice berg,
make people forget.
Haiku # 15150 October 1, 2001 11:25 am ET
by arrested investigators
unimpeachable
sources say, "not taliban
nor twat admit shit.
Haiku # 15149 October 1, 2001 11:22 am ET
by arrested invaders
the devil's towers
down now {weakened} only his
white pit city's left

though the statue of
liberty wasn't bombed, those
that use that excuse

to erode freedom
more, are only doing what
they have always done.
Haiku # 15148 October 1, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Mr. Taliban of taliban bananas
shut up lips, they rub
together, something you would
(or wouldn't) mute-state.
Haiku # 15147 October 1, 2001 11:17 am ET
by boo
isn
Haiku # 15146 October 1, 2001 10:26 am ET
by indiana
so you're telling me
that cannibals don't like black meat?
of the aquatic brazillian centipede?
Haiku # 15145 October 1, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Mox
might I suggest this
never would I hurt you babe
discs spinning music
Haiku # 15144 October 1, 2001 9:53 am ET
by mellie
white man
Haiku # 15143 October 1, 2001 9:52 am ET
by indiana
an argument goes
nowhere, the more it's fed then
the more cannibals eat
Haiku # 15142 October 1, 2001 9:39 am ET
by Mox

hey, they've got camels and goats
in afghanpakistan, too dont they
Haiku # 15141 October 1, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin

....the dunes darkness falls
lighting the bright stars above
........afghans on horses
Haiku # 15140 October 1, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ronin
but as the night falls
astrologers take a peep
at bright, sparkling stars
Haiku # 15139 October 1, 2001 8:40 am ET
by indiana
greetings from the Gaza Strip:

amidst the sand dunes
it is I who shall quench you
with living waters

(.....Ill be home soon!)
Haiku # 15138 October 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by indiana
the heat in the air
reaching to my chest, really
quite hard to explain
Haiku # 15137 October 1, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana

.......what Kabul, who he
i thought you wanted the one
.......bleating in baaaland
Haiku # 15136 October 1, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ronin

.........how ya doin mel
of course, this here is merely
............metaphorical
Haiku # 15135 October 1, 2001 7:49 am ET
by ronin

.......hi jewel my dear
you're young and beautiful
...take your time and see
Haiku # 15134 October 1, 2001 7:47 am ET
by ronin
Calgary within
waits for some of the desert's heat
for the warmth so loved

(hey goku, my friend!)
Haiku # 15133 October 1, 2001 7:39 am ET
by jewel1
A white dove flying
against the strong summer wind
its soft feathers fell
Haiku # 15132 October 1, 2001 7:35 am ET
by jewel1
seeing none but me
love much too deep to
notice rubbing legs

when he returns from
Kabul, it shall be our youth
celebrating life
Haiku # 15131 October 1, 2001 7:32 am ET
by jewel1
hey hey my my my
more to this than meets the eye
rottin' darn tootin'
Haiku # 15130 October 1, 2001 7:17 am ET
by mellie,not forever young

..now is the time, "the
winter of our discontent"
..when raging loins stir
Haiku # 15129 October 1, 2001 7:06 am ET
by ronin

....how much would it take
for us to get their sweet time
.....and curvacious waists

.....(ahhh...sigh....woooh)
Haiku # 15128 October 1, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ronin

...checking out chicas
..in their hip 70's suits
more like bathing suits
Haiku # 15127 October 1, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ronin

...how does friday sound
after office hours of course
..let's drink and be drunk

...(how about you, indy?)
Haiku # 15126 October 1, 2001 6:55 am ET
by ronin
AhHhHh...My FriEnD RoNin...
a TrUe SaMuRai iNdEed
aNytiMe, My friEnD...


Haiku # 15125 October 1, 2001 6:51 am ET
by goku

......and how much indeed
perhaps you'd care to treat us
........to a drinking spree
Haiku # 15124 October 1, 2001 6:45 am ET
by ronin
aNd hOw mUcH diD i MaKe tOdAy...
Haiku # 15123 October 1, 2001 6:36 am ET
by goku
aS i ClOSe My DaY....
HoW mAnY liVeS hAvE i ToUcHeD..
hOw MaNy i'Ve HeLpEd...
Haiku # 15122 October 1, 2001 6:33 am ET
by goku
Regis calls from box
while 7,000 are dead
new york millionaire!
Haiku # 15121 October 1, 2001 6:25 am ET
by mika of san diego
orion rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15120 October 1, 2001 6:18 am ET
by ap spelling! spelling!
oron rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15119 October 1, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ap
give us bin laden
you show us the evidence
and so it goes on

infinite greyscale
black and white simplicity
complex reality
Haiku # 15118 October 1, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ash
softly sighing dusk
restless rubbing legs chirp chirp
what a balmy night
Haiku # 15117 October 1, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie
wit's end is here
shut the fuck up ya mad lot
you've sucked this one dry
Haiku # 15116 October 1, 2001 4:30 am ET
by mellie
sons, the way you speak
gives you away. weep no more
and live till wit
Haiku # 15115 October 1, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Isaac
No YOU shut the fuck up
ALL OF YOU!
Haiku # 15114 October 1, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
everyone...please
shut the fuck up!
just write your pretend poetry or
shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 15113 September 30, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Jakob the L.
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor. you all are
getting to be much.
Haiku # 15112 September 30, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator