Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the rocky riddle
he who championed my jewel
need not wonder too
Haiku # 15205, October 4, 2001 3:44 am ET
by indiana
Lo siento. In this town
we have plenty of barrels
some of them with holes.

(comprende se
Haiku # 15204, October 4, 2001 2:23 am ET
by indiana
I wonder what could
my man Indiana be reading
with such high spirit...
Haiku # 15203, October 4, 2001 1:01 am ET
by Wonderboy
S
Haiku # 15202, October 4, 2001 12:30 am ET
by indiana
A moment will come...
a question lingers on for
an answer, it's there...

Time will form its shape.
Is your life good enough to
make a movie swell?
Haiku # 15201, October 4, 2001 12:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sitting stoically
i blow baby balls of shit
in four four time
Haiku # 15200, October 3, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by niceguy redux
Paver beats his meat
puts tenderizer on it
Then beats it again
Haiku # 15199, October 3, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Sitting in the woods
Amber leaves drop lazily
Like poo from my ass.
Haiku # 15198, October 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Dadddy
Tony Blair; George Bush
Eloquence; frat rat pin head
God I miss Clinton
Haiku # 15197, October 3, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Bung Daady
yet the rationale
of my succint and clear words
were lost to envy

(I made it clear, didn't I?)
Haiku # 15196, October 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by jewel1
to noblesse oblige
bars patronizing one
oft obtuse and old
Haiku # 15195, October 3, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by jewel1
Buoyed to the distance
with tacit resistance firm
stirs turmoil within
Haiku # 15194, October 3, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by jewel1
she waits to be called
the bitch that devoured the light
lustily gyrates

inspiring no one
green with envy, she lashes
with her barren loin
Haiku # 15193, October 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by rock_that_sees
A sOn'S tiGhT eMbRacE
a DaUgHteR's sWeEt loViNg KiSs
FatHerHooD's rEwArDs....
Haiku # 15192, October 3, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by goku
envy, strife and doubt
makes a foolhardy lover
but love conquers all

(
Haiku # 15191, October 3, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
twin towers crashing
americans cry boohoohoo
even as they wonder why

a dead child in Iraq
and bombed plant in Sudan
led to new york city
Haiku # 15190, October 3, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by pooper scooper
Waiting, waiting, sit
wait...wait...sit some more...wait...wait
tick - tick - it's over
Haiku # 15189, October 3, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
when the moon is in
the second house, where does
Jupiter sleep on weekends?
Haiku # 15188, October 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Lee
This mind thinks too much
about things it can't control
like God, work and case
Haiku # 15187, October 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Lee

.......check out
john lennon's concert
..foh nooh yohks city

.starcraft, anyone...?
Haiku # 15186, October 3, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin
new ron has been here
longer than ronin, who, is
the real new ron(in)
Haiku # 15185, October 3, 2001 1:36 am ET
by ron, aka too many to list

a pleasant day, too
......good goku

Haiku # 15184, October 3, 2001 12:58 am ET
by ronin
WoRdS fRoM tHe PoEt
Ol' RoGeT Will nEeD hiS BoOk
As i'Ve Needed iT

(hello ronin...good to see you!)
Haiku # 15183, October 3, 2001 12:56 am ET
by goku
Haiku # 15182, October 3, 2001 12:48 am ET
by go

.....on cool verdure glens
flavescent sunshine plays on
........virescent siskins

.(where mountain men eat
.succotash and onion bulbs)
Haiku # 15181, October 3, 2001 12:11 am ET
by ronin

.your wet darting tongue
incessantly licks my balls
......even as i come
Haiku # 15180, October 2, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

.............what if this site had
....book ads or links where we can
.....browse through some reviews

.....(or maybe order some, like the
uriel machine or their kingdom come)
Haiku # 15179, October 2, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ronin

.....broken blades of grass
lies strewn at my garage door
.......amidst earth puddles
Haiku # 15178, October 2, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin

.......why do donkeys and
mules asses look so much like
.....those of the gruff goats
Haiku # 15177, October 2, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ronin

.....you sound sexy babe
like care to put what YOU say
..........in real practice

..........(at 90 deg lat)
Haiku # 15176, October 2, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ronin

...you sound sexy babe
like care to put what say
.......in real practice

.......(at 90 deg lat)
Haiku # 15175, October 2, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ronin

who is this "new" ron
.......15172 AINT
....absolutely mine
Haiku # 15174, October 2, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ronin@doppelganger

.swallow the juices
a most fitting finale
.to a job well done
Haiku # 15173, October 2, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ronin@oboyoboy
watching sweet mellie
in the haiku cage at the
poet petting zoo
Haiku # 15172, October 2, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by ron
kids, its time for bed
turn off that TV rerun
or become monsters

(
Haiku # 15171, October 2, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by daddy knows best
gnawing on a bone
then sucking out sweet marrow
juice flows down my chin
Haiku # 15170, October 2, 2001 10:11 am ET
by mellie
flies cannot resist
the sweet allure of the trap
drawing nigh to death

(
Haiku # 15169, October 2, 2001 8:54 am ET
by indiana
apple cheese danish
lovingly baked just for my
complete enjoyment
Haiku # 15168, October 2, 2001 8:09 am ET
by ap
tO Be iN yOuR tHouGhTs
moRe So iN yOuR hEaRt.....I wIsH...
NotHiNg's mOrE DiViNe
Haiku # 15167, October 2, 2001 7:12 am ET
by goku
In the aftermath
of sweet surrender, smiling
my heart is so full

(of him)
Haiku # 15166, October 2, 2001 4:57 am ET
by jewel1
the choices I have
are numerous and varied
who loves me the most?

(who do I love the most?)
Haiku # 15165, October 2, 2001 4:56 am ET
by jewel1
Master's satisfied
subbie has done very well
both sigh and then smile
Haiku # 15164, October 2, 2001 3:59 am ET
by mellie
masterful grinding
skilled gentle firm controlling
for perfect finish
Haiku # 15163, October 2, 2001 3:54 am ET
by mellie
SkiLLEd hAnDs GeNtlY mOvEs
feEliNg fOr iMpeRfeCtiOnS
tHe CarPeNtEr SmiLeS...
Haiku # 15162, October 1, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by goku
whatEVER you say
whatEVER you don't say, hey!
what the fuck up, NYugk?
Haiku # 15161, October 1, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no niceguys die
on donkey dick glanz
in Afghanistan
Haiku # 15160, October 1, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
So I walk up on
high and I step to the edge -
It's the world I know

And I laugh at my-
self to see my world below -
As the tears roll down
Haiku # 15159, October 1, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me laddy the cat,
get off your lazy ass, fatty!
The plank is ready.
Haiku # 15158, October 1, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
boys and their jewels
such precious sweet nutty things
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15157, October 1, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by mellie
Left or right testicle?
Haiku # 15156, October 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Dr. Evil
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