Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...

.....this foul dung bullshit
is what one would barely call
............vituperative
Haiku # 15226 October 4, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ronin

......dung velitations
are hardly called exciting
...it bores just like shit
Haiku # 15225 October 4, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ronin
the last time
it was 'wait one more month'
now a couple of months?

(you are so boring dang dung!!)
Haiku # 15224 October 4, 2001 11:11 am ET
by rock_that_sees

not so fast dung
Haiku # 15223 October 4, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ronin
bad Haiku boring
check you out in couple months
Have happy bung, dudes
Haiku # 15222 October 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Bung Daddy
joined as one, in peace
i am filled with love so strong
soaring to the sky
Haiku # 15221 October 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
my body rejoiced
my mind went blank with each cell
moving towards her
Haiku # 15220 October 4, 2001 8:43 am ET
by indiana
my heart longs for you
in your heart so palpable
silently beating
Haiku # 15219 October 4, 2001 8:23 am ET
by jewel1
Your voice beckons me
Haiku # 15218 October 4, 2001 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Deafening silence
The victory so empty
a failure to rule
Haiku # 15217 October 4, 2001 7:09 am ET
by jewel1
Of silent vengeance
Cask of Ammontillado
venture to insult...
Haiku # 15216 October 4, 2001 7:06 am ET
by jewel1
to indy...

give gem to a kid
it smells it then looks away
but give it cheap grass...

(the Cask of Ammontillado?)
Haiku # 15215 October 4, 2001 7:05 am ET
by jewel1
quick, emergency!
emotional trauma, doc?
could be serious, nurse
Haiku # 15214 October 4, 2001 5:23 am ET
by indiana
Like shit from its ass?
Why? Is there another way
for shit to pass?

Perhaps it can pass
through its oral cavity
via badhaiku?
Haiku # 15213 October 4, 2001 5:13 am ET
by rocking_shit
and lo! as for rats
they love to gnaw on goat
Haiku # 15212 October 4, 2001 4:58 am ET
by indiana
ever wonder why
how many atoms in a
pin? don
Haiku # 15211 October 4, 2001 4:35 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15210 October 4, 2001 4:25 am ET
by indiana
This rock would be glad
If they but submit haikus
on grannies' cocks

Lacking in substance
esposed in shame with their dung
Conjugal baloney
Haiku # 15209 October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by rock_that_sees
our quest for the grail
does not end with one spirit
some (are)/have forgotten

(
Haiku # 15208 October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by indiana
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15207 October 4, 2001 3:59 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15206 October 4, 2001 3:55 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the rocky riddle
he who championed my jewel
need not wonder too
Haiku # 15205 October 4, 2001 3:44 am ET
by indiana
Lo siento. In this town
we have plenty of barrels
some of them with holes.

(comprende se
Haiku # 15204 October 4, 2001 2:23 am ET
by indiana
I wonder what could
my man Indiana be reading
with such high spirit...
Haiku # 15203 October 4, 2001 1:01 am ET
by Wonderboy
S
Haiku # 15202 October 4, 2001 12:30 am ET
by indiana
A moment will come...
a question lingers on for
an answer, it's there...

Time will form its shape.
Is your life good enough to
make a movie swell?
Haiku # 15201 October 4, 2001 12:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sitting stoically
i blow baby balls of shit
in four four time
Haiku # 15200 October 3, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by niceguy redux
Paver beats his meat
puts tenderizer on it
Then beats it again
Haiku # 15199 October 3, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Sitting in the woods
Amber leaves drop lazily
Like poo from my ass.
Haiku # 15198 October 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Dadddy
Tony Blair; George Bush
Eloquence; frat rat pin head
God I miss Clinton
Haiku # 15197 October 3, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Bung Daady
yet the rationale
of my succint and clear words
were lost to envy

(I made it clear, didn't I?)
Haiku # 15196 October 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by jewel1
to noblesse oblige
bars patronizing one
oft obtuse and old
Haiku # 15195 October 3, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by jewel1
Buoyed to the distance
with tacit resistance firm
stirs turmoil within
Haiku # 15194 October 3, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by jewel1
she waits to be called
the bitch that devoured the light
lustily gyrates

inspiring no one
green with envy, she lashes
with her barren loin
Haiku # 15193 October 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by rock_that_sees
A sOn'S tiGhT eMbRacE
a DaUgHteR's sWeEt loViNg KiSs
FatHerHooD's rEwArDs....
Haiku # 15192 October 3, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by goku
envy, strife and doubt
makes a foolhardy lover
but love conquers all

(
Haiku # 15191 October 3, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
twin towers crashing
americans cry boohoohoo
even as they wonder why

a dead child in Iraq
and bombed plant in Sudan
led to new york city
Haiku # 15190 October 3, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by pooper scooper
Waiting, waiting, sit
wait...wait...sit some more...wait...wait
tick - tick - it's over
Haiku # 15189 October 3, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
when the moon is in
the second house, where does
Jupiter sleep on weekends?
Haiku # 15188 October 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Lee
This mind thinks too much
about things it can't control
like God, work and case
Haiku # 15187 October 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Lee

.......check out
john lennon's concert
..foh nooh yohks city

.starcraft, anyone...?
Haiku # 15186 October 3, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin
new ron has been here
longer than ronin, who, is
the real new ron(in)
Haiku # 15185 October 3, 2001 1:36 am ET
by ron, aka too many to list

a pleasant day, too
......good goku

Haiku # 15184 October 3, 2001 12:58 am ET
by ronin
WoRdS fRoM tHe PoEt
Ol' RoGeT Will nEeD hiS BoOk
As i'Ve Needed iT

(hello ronin...good to see you!)
Haiku # 15183 October 3, 2001 12:56 am ET
by goku
Haiku # 15182 October 3, 2001 12:48 am ET
by go

.....on cool verdure glens
flavescent sunshine plays on
........virescent siskins

.(where mountain men eat
.succotash and onion bulbs)
Haiku # 15181 October 3, 2001 12:11 am ET
by ronin

.your wet darting tongue
incessantly licks my balls
......even as i come
Haiku # 15180 October 2, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

.............what if this site had
....book ads or links where we can
.....browse through some reviews

.....(or maybe order some, like the
uriel machine or their kingdom come)
Haiku # 15179 October 2, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ronin

.....broken blades of grass
lies strewn at my garage door
.......amidst earth puddles
Haiku # 15178 October 2, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin

.......why do donkeys and
mules asses look so much like
.....those of the gruff goats
Haiku # 15177 October 2, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ronin