Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78054 Haiku later...

.......it was derision,
you took it as attraction
.damn slaving perverts

......,rocky shit vulva
you damn fucking whore
Haiku # 15256 October 5, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ronin

hyprocrital americans
..you suck the world
............dry

....fucking assholes
Haiku # 15255 October 5, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by ronin

what the fuck are you
......trying to say
..........moxie
Haiku # 15254 October 5, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
"I'm trying to save you!"
but fuck off, door to door guy!!!!!!!
And that's the truth!!!!
Haiku # 15252 October 5, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
much beer and wodka
would get my mind to shut up
but I would awake with
the mindless existential headache
the lesson of gothic Godliness
or Calvinistic hypocrisy
Haiku # 15251 October 5, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
With raincoat unzipped
I seek the morning pleasure
of my leaning tree
Haiku # 15250 October 5, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you much ap
I have the beer and vodka
let us celebrate
Haiku # 15249 October 5, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
tumbling warm and wet
scumbled cumulonimbus
precipitating
Haiku # 15248 October 5, 2001 6:30 am ET
by ash
regarding terror
consider the tax return
no i'd rather not
Haiku # 15247 October 5, 2001 6:27 am ET
by ash
Fade - Fading away,
to transparency until
I'm transitory
Haiku # 15246 October 5, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Garik
and while you're at it
you can take the garbage out
and do the laundry
Haiku # 15245 October 5, 2001 1:05 am ET
by apollo creed
my wife so sexy
calling me incessantly
wash the dishes please
Haiku # 15244 October 5, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Rocky Balboa_the italian stallion
we tried
he clogged the drain
call liquid ARMYAINO
Haiku # 15243 October 4, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Lee
a bad boy returns
celebration is ordered
now the shit will fly
Haiku # 15242 October 4, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
A new name for shit
Osama Bin Laden
Someone please flush him.
Haiku # 15241 October 4, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Saint
Been away a while
now I'm back, bringing haiku
regarding much shit
Haiku # 15240 October 4, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
fdspjaefjaerp
a
and a tad lost in the
hippieland wetdream
never been there

1138595t-
Haiku # 15239 October 4, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Mox
narcissitic suicidal conservatism
hopefully replaced by
some good television this season
Haiku # 15238 October 4, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Mox
something excites ME
I just forgot what it was
perhaps I will sleep
Haiku # 15237 October 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by mellie
boring as bat shit
watching paint dry excites
coming now dear
Haiku # 15236 October 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
No i dont bitches,
I eat cum
I eat cum
Haiku # 15235 October 4, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
Haiku # 15234 October 4, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Ronin

shut up you bitch
Haiku # 15233 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ronin
Fee Fie Fo Fumbla
Me smell assholes..
GIVE ME ASSHOLES!
Haiku # 15232 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Perspective, anew,
morphing, moving, near, farther?
A matter of taste

(i suppose)
Haiku # 15231 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
(_!_)----------------regular ass
(__!__)-------------fat ass
(!)-------------------tight ass
(_*_)----------------sore ass
(e=emc2)-----------smart ass
(_x_)----------------cute ass
(rock_that_sees)---one dumb jackass
Haiku # 15230 October 4, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin
Me devotchka,
fear not what is above you,
fear what is inside...
Haiku # 15229 October 4, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Fellow Narrator
la chica
...mia

....(o)
<(.)(.)>
...")./
....(y)
Haiku # 15228 October 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ronin
.....FUCK YOU DUNGHOLE

...........(_,')
........../.../
........./.../
......../.../feed on this
.....(_..)(.._)twathole wannabe
Haiku # 15227 October 4, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ronin@backtovilehaiku

.....this foul dung bullshit
is what one would barely call
............vituperative
Haiku # 15226 October 4, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ronin

......dung velitations
are hardly called exciting
...it bores just like shit
Haiku # 15225 October 4, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ronin
the last time
it was 'wait one more month'
now a couple of months?

(you are so boring dang dung!!)
Haiku # 15224 October 4, 2001 11:11 am ET
by rock_that_sees

not so fast dung
Haiku # 15223 October 4, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ronin
bad Haiku boring
check you out in couple months
Have happy bung, dudes
Haiku # 15222 October 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Bung Daddy
joined as one, in peace
i am filled with love so strong
soaring to the sky
Haiku # 15221 October 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
my body rejoiced
my mind went blank with each cell
moving towards her
Haiku # 15220 October 4, 2001 8:43 am ET
by indiana
my heart longs for you
in your heart so palpable
silently beating
Haiku # 15219 October 4, 2001 8:23 am ET
by jewel1
Your voice beckons me
Haiku # 15218 October 4, 2001 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Deafening silence
The victory so empty
a failure to rule
Haiku # 15217 October 4, 2001 7:09 am ET
by jewel1
Of silent vengeance
Cask of Ammontillado
venture to insult...
Haiku # 15216 October 4, 2001 7:06 am ET
by jewel1
to indy...

give gem to a kid
it smells it then looks away
but give it cheap grass...

(the Cask of Ammontillado?)
Haiku # 15215 October 4, 2001 7:05 am ET
by jewel1
quick, emergency!
emotional trauma, doc?
could be serious, nurse
Haiku # 15214 October 4, 2001 5:23 am ET
by indiana
Like shit from its ass?
Why? Is there another way
for shit to pass?

Perhaps it can pass
through its oral cavity
via badhaiku?
Haiku # 15213 October 4, 2001 5:13 am ET
by rocking_shit
and lo! as for rats
they love to gnaw on goat
Haiku # 15212 October 4, 2001 4:58 am ET
by indiana
ever wonder why
how many atoms in a
pin? don
Haiku # 15211 October 4, 2001 4:35 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15210 October 4, 2001 4:25 am ET
by indiana
This rock would be glad
If they but submit haikus
on grannies' cocks

Lacking in substance
esposed in shame with their dung
Conjugal baloney
Haiku # 15209 October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by rock_that_sees
our quest for the grail
does not end with one spirit
some (are)/have forgotten

(
Haiku # 15208 October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by indiana
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15207 October 4, 2001 3:59 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15206 October 4, 2001 3:55 am ET
by rock_that_sees