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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...

A SITE FULL OF

DEADBEATS

AND

LOSERS

AND

WHACKOS
Haiku # 15269 October 5, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by RONIN

A PLACE FULL OF

IDIOTIC RACIST PERVERTS

WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT DIE
Haiku # 15265 October 5, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by RONIN

YOU STUPID SAINT AND YOUR ILK

SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE WORLD TRADE

TO GREET LADENS PLANES

AND THE WORLD SHALL REJOICE
Haiku # 15264 October 5, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCK YOU "SAINT" OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

YOURE NOT EVEN THE FUCKING INSECT

WORTH TO PEST LADEN
Haiku # 15263 October 5, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by RONIN

.YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHAMELESS SHIT

WHATEVER FUCKING NAME YOU CHOOSE

FACT IS... YOUVE BEEN BUTT-FUCKED
Haiku # 15262 October 5, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ronin

decadent perverts
Haiku # 15260 October 5, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by ronin

..you lazy racist bigot moron
..................race
you cant even feed yourselves
Haiku # 15258 October 5, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by ronin

...fuck you sluthole saint
you dont have the courage
..to give me your address
Haiku # 15257 October 5, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin

.......it was derision,
you took it as attraction
.damn slaving perverts

......,rocky shit vulva
you damn fucking whore
Haiku # 15256 October 5, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ronin

hyprocrital americans
..you suck the world
............dry

....fucking assholes
Haiku # 15255 October 5, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by ronin

what the fuck are you
......trying to say
..........moxie
Haiku # 15254 October 5, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
"I'm trying to save you!"
but fuck off, door to door guy!!!!!!!
And that's the truth!!!!
Haiku # 15252 October 5, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
much beer and wodka
would get my mind to shut up
but I would awake with
the mindless existential headache
the lesson of gothic Godliness
or Calvinistic hypocrisy
Haiku # 15251 October 5, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
With raincoat unzipped
I seek the morning pleasure
of my leaning tree
Haiku # 15250 October 5, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you much ap
I have the beer and vodka
let us celebrate
Haiku # 15249 October 5, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
tumbling warm and wet
scumbled cumulonimbus
precipitating
Haiku # 15248 October 5, 2001 6:30 am ET
by ash
regarding terror
consider the tax return
no i'd rather not
Haiku # 15247 October 5, 2001 6:27 am ET
by ash
Fade - Fading away,
to transparency until
I'm transitory
Haiku # 15246 October 5, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Garik
and while you're at it
you can take the garbage out
and do the laundry
Haiku # 15245 October 5, 2001 1:05 am ET
by apollo creed
my wife so sexy
calling me incessantly
wash the dishes please
Haiku # 15244 October 5, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Rocky Balboa_the italian stallion
we tried
he clogged the drain
call liquid ARMYAINO
Haiku # 15243 October 4, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Lee
a bad boy returns
celebration is ordered
now the shit will fly
Haiku # 15242 October 4, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
A new name for shit
Osama Bin Laden
Someone please flush him.
Haiku # 15241 October 4, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Saint
Been away a while
now I'm back, bringing haiku
regarding much shit
Haiku # 15240 October 4, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
fdspjaefjaerp
a
and a tad lost in the
hippieland wetdream
never been there

1138595t-
Haiku # 15239 October 4, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Mox
narcissitic suicidal conservatism
hopefully replaced by
some good television this season
Haiku # 15238 October 4, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Mox
something excites ME
I just forgot what it was
perhaps I will sleep
Haiku # 15237 October 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by mellie
boring as bat shit
watching paint dry excites
coming now dear
Haiku # 15236 October 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
No i dont bitches,
I eat cum
I eat cum
Haiku # 15235 October 4, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
Haiku # 15234 October 4, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Ronin

shut up you bitch
Haiku # 15233 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ronin
Fee Fie Fo Fumbla
Me smell assholes..
GIVE ME ASSHOLES!
Haiku # 15232 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Perspective, anew,
morphing, moving, near, farther?
A matter of taste

(i suppose)
Haiku # 15231 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
(_!_)----------------regular ass
(__!__)-------------fat ass
(!)-------------------tight ass
(_*_)----------------sore ass
(e=emc2)-----------smart ass
(_x_)----------------cute ass
(rock_that_sees)---one dumb jackass
Haiku # 15230 October 4, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin
Me devotchka,
fear not what is above you,
fear what is inside...
Haiku # 15229 October 4, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Fellow Narrator
la chica
...mia

....(o)
<(.)(.)>
...")./
....(y)
Haiku # 15228 October 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ronin
.....FUCK YOU DUNGHOLE

...........(_,')
........../.../
........./.../
......../.../feed on this
.....(_..)(.._)twathole wannabe
Haiku # 15227 October 4, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ronin@backtovilehaiku

.....this foul dung bullshit
is what one would barely call
............vituperative
Haiku # 15226 October 4, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ronin

......dung velitations
are hardly called exciting
...it bores just like shit
Haiku # 15225 October 4, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ronin
the last time
it was 'wait one more month'
now a couple of months?

(you are so boring dang dung!!)
Haiku # 15224 October 4, 2001 11:11 am ET
by rock_that_sees

not so fast dung
Haiku # 15223 October 4, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ronin
bad Haiku boring
check you out in couple months
Have happy bung, dudes
Haiku # 15222 October 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Bung Daddy
joined as one, in peace
i am filled with love so strong
soaring to the sky
Haiku # 15221 October 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
my body rejoiced
my mind went blank with each cell
moving towards her
Haiku # 15220 October 4, 2001 8:43 am ET
by indiana
my heart longs for you
in your heart so palpable
silently beating
Haiku # 15219 October 4, 2001 8:23 am ET
by jewel1
Your voice beckons me
Haiku # 15218 October 4, 2001 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Deafening silence
The victory so empty
a failure to rule
Haiku # 15217 October 4, 2001 7:09 am ET
by jewel1
Of silent vengeance
Cask of Ammontillado
venture to insult...
Haiku # 15216 October 4, 2001 7:06 am ET
by jewel1
to indy...

give gem to a kid
it smells it then looks away
but give it cheap grass...

(the Cask of Ammontillado?)
Haiku # 15215 October 4, 2001 7:05 am ET
by jewel1
quick, emergency!
emotional trauma, doc?
could be serious, nurse
Haiku # 15214 October 4, 2001 5:23 am ET
by indiana